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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's all fun and games until baby Kanghaskan drawing an illegal substitution flag
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is exactly what happened with NXT UK. It's a very "I've got all the toys and you can't play with them" mentality
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shame he's such an absolute bellend
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The very same
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm just gutted it wasn't out when my son was Cbeebies age, he'd have bloody loved it
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not necessarily when they started, but by series 3 I think it was fair to say that they were laying the groundwork for a bootstrap paradox, at least insofar as the Initiative was concerned. They even went as far as doing the time travel for it, but then the boards picked it up and they just stopped
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still suspect that the problem with Lost was that the writers realised people had worked out where the plot was going, and rather than lean into it, completely changed the end destination just to appear as if they'd outsmarted everyone
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only time I've been genuinely speechless watching something. Just sat there for a couple of minutes afterwards gathering my thoughts wondering how on earth they ever persuaded anyone to let them make it
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nelly Furtado's slander of the avian community has gone on for long enough
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So 39 years a fan. Christ that makes me sound ancient
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is why you don't put people up on a peddle stool
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm a sucker for flashback episodes that recontextualise the whole show. Hats off Blue Lights. You got me
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still bonkers as a Brit seeing us on the map #CFBImperialism
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A very succinct breakdown of why our local MP is our local MP
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remind me of a sign we saw once at Windmill Hill Farm in Bristol "DO not feed the animals, even if they are begging for it"
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Yeah mate, put it in tiny little writing, they'll never cotton on"
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"nothing more creative than organising the sound effects". Jesus Christ
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The first time he stopped doing all his aerial stuff when he turned heel and leaned into a "boring" style. Just remember thinking that was genius psychology
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh fair play
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A very real prospect that without this chap, we'd never have had Bowie. Or at least, not in the form that he became
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of the teachers did a bit about how shellsuits were the literal spawn of the devil and now banned and we were not to call bumbags bumbags because that was rude, and they were henceforth only to be referred to as funbags, which, if anything, was worse.She was alright until she fell off a horse
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's always leave it out until they tell them that the Tugnut Jug Band can't play their 3rd Reich covers set and then it becomes freedom of speech
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My mind is struggling to comprehend the logistics of it
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They're more than welcome to find solutions for it, but I'd be obliged if they could wait til next week
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
shirtless before god yell about cocain
hamster preaching to other hamsters
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Just A Bastard-Ricardo🤼 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @just-ricardo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sex with me is like pro wrestling. Littered with character-damaging false finishes.
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Blimey O Reilly, start of October is a hell of a lot sooner than I was expecting
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh fair play
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In the end they went with "nah mate, crack on" publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld200203/...
publications.parliament.uk
Lords Hansard text for 9 Jun 2003 (230609-17)
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There seems to be some sort of debate in America as to whether bestiality should be allowed in the FBI. I've not seen it, but I instinctively know that it cannot be more entertaining than the time the House Of Lords had to debate whether stuffing an entire hamster up your arse should be illegal
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kyle there is almost as jarring as seeing Claudio with hair
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I see a Cycling Discourse is happening again. In the old days on Twitter, I had run-ins with racists, nutty American evangelicals, homophobes and death cult dickheads. Never had anything like the level of abuse andhatred as I got when I suggested cyclists use the road,not the fucking pavement.
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Get - and I mean this wholeheartedly - the fuck in!!!!
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Caught up with the last series of Slow Horses. Really interesting to see how they're doing the adaptation, slipping bits in to show that Coe was psych without actually touching Nobody Walks (surprised they didn't given it would have made a fantastic 90 minute film)
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ok, I don't know who's pitching, or planning to, but if anyone is reading this, can we please, please have Tom Brooke
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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Last night I dreamt I was an Itinerant drug dealer living on the streets of 80s LA selling music cassette recordings of ITV’s Saturday morning sports show World Of Sport to whippet-thin skateboarders who were getting high on the voice of Dickie Davies. 1/2
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A nice bit of this youtu.be/XVj45yN72uU?...
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John Sitton | Half-time rant | Orient: Club for a Fiver | 1995
YouTube video by Open Media
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sounds like they're doing a pretty good job of removing themselves from the gene pool at least
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Great bit of nominative determinism there as well
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bugger, I liked the first series. Oh well
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"A box?" "A big, blue one"
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Someone called Britney, someone's nicked her homework #totp
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fickle as well, which is surprising given how anal the moderation of it seems to be
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Guys, even if you've got the save data from the demo, I beseech you , play #onimusha from the start or you'll never understand how much of a chaos imp Musashi actually is
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bloody hell this is dark #dawnwalker
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
First with "those" titles as well I think (unless I'm misremembering in my lurch into decrepitude)
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There's no point building something up like that if you aren't going to use it to give someone the rub. If Kenneth is close to the end of his career, it was going to happen at some point
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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It didn't help how much he used to play into that stereotype with that laddy Nandos shit and I still genuinely don't know where the gimmick stopped and the man started, but let's not forget it's not just Paul R directly, it's the Pollyanna shit as well. He rode more than one horse in that rodeo
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