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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 3h
Takes me right back to family holidays on the Llŷn Peninsula in the 70s... I can taste the memory... 🤤
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Tony Yates @t0nyyates.bsky.social · 19h
Johnson explaining why people should vote Democrat
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David Osland @davidosland.bsky.social · 20h
Margaret Thatcher called bin Laden a 'freedom fighter', Mandela a 'terrorist', Pinochet a 'good friend' and trade unions 'the enemy within'. And Jimmy Savile 'Sir'.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h
OMG she is brutally bad at this
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 17h
2:04 - The most Freudian slip of all time I mean... 🤮
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 17h
Be more Katie...
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 17h
A perfect, succinct summary/analysis Sadly I doubt it will change a single ignorant racist prejudice...
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It seems that Nigel Farage has taken the hint and has decided to spend more time in his constituency of Clacton. So much so that he has bought a new house for himself and his family in the local area:
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Here’s a phone to protect you from harm…” From the latest Private Eye, out now.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's war Jim, but not as we know it... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Fridges in French supermarkets hit by cyber attack
Hundreds of stores were targeted by the overnight hack, which spoiled fresh and frozen food estimated to be worth millions of euros.
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the caption that tells you everything you need to know
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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bank of England governor tells the UK chancellor to agree a budget that reassures financial markets. Govt told to serve markets, speculators, corporations. Healthcare, education, social justice, housing is secondary in neoliberalism. Wither democracy.
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Bank governor urges John Healey to use budget to allay market fears amid bond turmoil
Andrew Bailey tells chancellor ‘whatever the stance of fiscal policy, it must be credible and be seen as such by financial markets’
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
FAT, DRUNK & HAPPY.
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Public executions were not abolished out of tenderness towards the criminal. They were abolished because of the effect on the people watching, and the dangers of making human death a source of commercial entertainment. Here's Charles Dickens in The Times, after witnessing an execution in 1849.
"I have seen, habitually, some of the worst sources of general contamination and corruption in this country, and I think there are not many phases of London life that could surprise me. I am solemnly convinced that nothing that ingenuity could devise to be done in this city, in the same compass of time, could work such ruin as one public execution, and I stand astounded and appalled by the wickedness it exhibits. I do not believe that any community can prosper where such a scene of horror and demoralization as was enacted this morning outside Horsemonger Lane Gaol is presented at the very doors of good citizens, and is passed by, unknown or forgotten. And when in our prayers and thanksgivings for the season we are humbly expressing before God our desire to remove the moral evils of the land, I would ask your readers to consider whether it is not a time to think of this one, and to root it out.

I am, Sir, your faithful Servant.
Charles Dickens".
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Eight years ago
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well done Liverpool - you tried to take it out on a bunch of players who have nothing to do with any dodgy stuff... ...and only ended up sounding like pathetic sore losers.
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😲 Woman who clung to Spitfire during Second World War remembered - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Woman who clung to Spitfire during Second World War remembered
Margaret Horton's story is being kept alive by North Lincolnshire Heritage Centre.
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/10/2026
Bless this LEGO designer in particular.
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Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan @warringtonruncorn.com · 10/10/2026
*removes glasses, pinches nose, reaches for whisky bottle*
Bluesky trending: 1. Russia reportedly arming Iran. 2. Trump strikes diesel deal with Russia.
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Nicholas Pegg @nicholaspegg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Suella Braverman and her publisher appear to have made the same fundamental error that Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and their publishers made before their books likewise bombed. It’s very simple: the sort of people who like Braverman, Johnson and Rees-Mogg are not the sort of people who buy books.
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Better than yesterday...
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No shit! "Christian nationalists" are the antithesis of what the New Testament teaches. They bang on about "Christianity" and "British culture" while demonstrating they know bugger all about either, nor care beyond using the terms to spread racism and hate. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report
Research challenges the notion that the growing visibility of crosses and other symbols reflects a revival of Christianity
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Jodrell Bank @jodrellbank.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A rainy day at Jodrell Bank has its perks ☔✨ When the puddles line up just right, the Lovell Telescope puts on a whole new show. Which reflection is your favourite? 👇 📸 Image credit: Jon Dixon
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nailed it. 🔨
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And the winner is...
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tbf, the dedication to "Look At Me - I'm A Right Twat" is almost impressive... (*not) (**really not) (***really really not)
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bunty & I have had our legs tattooed too. She has a Val Doonican collage on her left & on her right a dramatic portrayal of Liz Truss trickling down. My legs are covered in moths & conkers with pictures of Norman Tebbit & calligraphy featuring lyrics from Chaka Demus & Pliers.🦵
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Apparently, I'm in Kidsgrove... ...even with Location switched on... T'internet isn't as smart as it likes t' think it is, is it...?
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The YooToob Algorithm just threw this memory my way One of those cover versions that way surpasses the original Thank you, Algorithm www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rH7...
youtube.com
Marsheaux - "Eyes Without A Face"
YouTube video by marsheaux
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Car manufacturers should go back to putting CD players in cars as standard. Not everything is available on streaming.
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know it wasn't, but this *totally* has the feel of The Memory Game I grew up with...
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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UK Prime Minister Updates @downingstreet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Statement from Downing Street: "Our Chief Mouser Larry is back at Downing Street following a minor operation, and is recovering well. He is feline much better but taking things one paw at a time. We are grateful to the vets for their outstanding care."
Larry the Cat returns to 10 Downing Street after a minor operation.
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Martin Lewis @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com · 09/10/2026
Just read the title of today's Politico newsletter. Genuis headline... "Back Zack or sack?" [Not a political comment just kowtowing to the pun construct!]
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have no doubt that City's owners broke the rules It's embarrassing The *temporary* rules they broke were there to end what all rich clubs were doing And yet all the high & mighty "GUILTY!" protestations from every other club claim everything City has achieved to therefore be invalid BOLLOX
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The one thing I've learned from this Fairford fiasco is that RAF Fairford (& other designated "RAF" sites) are no more RAF than I am a Royal Navy aircraft carrier. It's a US base. Plain & simple. As are a dozen or more "RAF" bases. Until the Blokes In Vans shenanigans, I had no idea...
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can't say I'm a Blessed fan... but this is objectively funny
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shouldn't jest about these things... ...they tend to come true 😱
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm losing count of the ways civilization is going to expire in the next few years... (*weak Kessler Syndrome joke... 🙄) www.space.com/space-explor...
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A dead Soviet satellite just broke apart in orbit (again). Experts say it's part of 'a worrying trend'
The satellite previously broke apart in March 2004.
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I really do wonder what happened to Tom... (*no... I really don’t want to know...)
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Atom Heart Mother was the closest I (& Floyd) ever got to Prog's pseudo classical pomposity A very brief flirtation (I also love how Nick Mason metamorphosed from Cool Sixties Dude to Your Dry Sarcastic Uncle over the years...) youtu.be/RYMV7yoyITQ?...
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Pink Floyd - Live Amsterdam, Olympic stadium (May 22 1972)
YouTube video by The Floyd Library
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As trends go, I've seen worse... ...much worse
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Possibly (*probably) my favourite Hot Tips short ever... ...if only for the sarcasm youtube.com/shorts/yD6oD... (*I've been wide awake since 3am - WTF else am I supposed to do with my time...?)
youtube.com
10 Genius Kitchen Hacks That Will Change How You Cook!
YouTube video by Tips&Hacks
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pretty much sums up corporate America... youtu.be/-lM1WclB0k8?...
youtu.be
ISMO | Coca Cola Secret
YouTube video by ISMO
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jonestheboat.bsky.social @jonestheboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If this is Super Duper Intelligence, we are truly phucked... 😳 youtube.com/shorts/sJl1K...
youtube.com
World domination is next update
YouTube video by Husk IRL
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Donald Trump presents Elon Musk with the highly coveted 'Ket-Addled Nazi Dipshit Of The Year' award.
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