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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 1h
Oh no.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 2h
Only a couple but the “better to have EU immigration than from Asia” people you occasionally get.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 3h
I used to live in the EU, am naturalising and think Brexit was an act of colossal self-harm. The FBPErs and their casual racism coupled with a desire to see Britain punished harder drive me nuts.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 7h
They fold in to each other, don't they? Like, if you look at something like Kohima, both IJA and British and Indian armies had motivation and spirit, but the RAF and USAAF supplying crucial arms and food was a big contributor to Britain and India keeping their morale up whilst Japan disintegrated.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 10h
I was only about an hour late, but when I got on I was told that the restaurant was shut as someone had booked it for a party so no breakfast either. Then got no sleep at all as people were being loud and drunk in the corridors outside our room until about 5AM.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 11h
Has anyone ever had a trip on the Cally Sleeper that hasn't gone badly wrong somehow?
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 23h
I’m still surprised BMW made such an achingly-beautiful car, because just about every other one they have made recently is nowhere near as nice.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 30/09/2026
I went to the reopened Simpsons-in-the-Strand and had an outstanding meal from a chef who really understood savoury so well. But it wan't super-spicy, so a lot of people unfortunately write it off. Had some great swordfish in NY recently too, that was a fr cry from fast food US is known for.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 30/09/2026
Accenture or Cap Gemini about to have some analysts on very lucrative contracts for the next fifteen years.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 30/09/2026
In my experience, US and British food are both incredible at their best and unbelievably diverse, but really bad at their worst. For some reason, the food discourse people don’t do the nuance. Probably because there’s a lot of money to be made on other social media by creating ragebait.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 30/09/2026
Yeah, I think it's about six grand London to Geneva. But if BA's Club Europe is £900-£1000 pp for that flight, then PJs aren't horrific for a family in that sector. (I'm just a pauper who pays in Avios, though, so well beyond me).
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 30/09/2026
Well, yes. You replied to my skeet about how much better transatlantic flying is these days. Although I probably didn't help talking about Singapore First Class. As for short-haul, if you're willing to spend a grand or two, some of the smaller charter airlines are extremely nice.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 30/09/2026
True. And if you are a transatlantic flyer, Global Entry and TSA Pre makes getting through that side a doddle.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 30/09/2026
Go Singapore Suite or Emirates First or even BA’s Club Suite and you will have a much nicer experience than forty years ago.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 30/09/2026
I remember going to a talk on the challenges airlines face, and one speaker pointed out that a return from London to New York in 1985 was about £500 in economy, which is pretty much what it costs today. Dislike flight nostalgia people. Everything to do with flying is better now (except security)
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cannot stop giggling at the image of being out with your mates, looking forward to a quite afternoon of nicking heating oil. Sun's out, it's warm, you're mooching round Gloucestershire... Dazza's just got the siphon going and suddenly a small army of armed police appear and start screaming at you.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 30/09/2026
Do wonder when the weirdo wellness brigade are going to properly come for GLP-1s.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 30/09/2026
I haven’t taken reta, but Mounjaro has done wonders for my blood pressure among other things.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 30/09/2026
They’re already out.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sure, go ahead, post about a relatively important distinction that matters, I say to myself. People can handle it without being too weird, I reassure myself.
Me: think we need to differentiate between "Al uses a lot of water!" (not necessarily bad on its own) and "Al stresses local water supplies" (a potentially real issue). The distinction is important because even "modest" use can cause serious issues, especially given the locations of data centers

A very normal person: 

think we need to feed you to the ocean
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isla @punishedisla.bsky.social •1m
I'm right here at the shore, I could hold your head beneath the waves for an easier experience of providing us with better writing
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 30/09/2026
Every time there’s any article on EVs on social media, you always get a horde of weirdos or boys saying “diesel is much better and that’s what I’m buying.” If they are real, I wonder how they’re going to cope with the US export ban.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 29/09/2026
Nice to see Spurs are going to finish above Man City this season.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 29/09/2026
Don’t even have to do that. Cycling just declared no winner of several races when Lance Armstrong was convicted.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 29/09/2026
How do you maintain supplies in the tundra? Or advance or do anything? Russia can’t properly maintain Russian Far East, so that’s the point of trying to massively overextend just to grab bits of Nunavut and NWT?
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 29/09/2026
Also the people that talk about Starmer and Burnham’s “Israeli Paymasters”.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 29/09/2026
FT Alphaville once again pursuing the real news again.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 29/09/2026
Hope you are all having as nice a day as our cat apparently is now the electrician has turned up.
A Siamese cat with her head stuck in an electricians bag.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 29/09/2026
We did, but getting kids to remember their hymn books in their blazers was such a faff that the school just gave up.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
ITYSL: Tim Robinson's Disappointed Head Shake
ALT: ITYSL: Tim Robinson's Disappointed Head Shake
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 28/09/2026
In the chat, it seems to have current events mapped in much better.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 28/09/2026
Are you suggesting Waitrose Kingston is not muddy?
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 28/09/2026
It's not you, Sam. It's her.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 28/09/2026
Might be prepared to admit that it looks odd in Woking, though.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 28/09/2026
Surrey Hills and North Downs are challenging! Also very muddy out around the Serpent trails near Hazelmere.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 28/09/2026
Buy a twenty year old Land Rover County and put a damp Labrador on the back seat?
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 28/09/2026
Dogging very much means one thing in the UK these days. Please do not do an image or video search without safe search on.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 28/09/2026
Nice to see Surrey how committed Surrey are to winning the women's cricket. Can't have the Bl*ze winning everything again.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It will never not be wild to me that the Russians attacked Keir Starmer's home, successfully spread falsehoods about Starmer's love life, and this didn't changed British politics and British political elite behaviour *at all*.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 28/09/2026
Not entirely sure how Reform would take "for those in peril on the sea" right now, given their attitude to the RNLI.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 27/09/2026
What is going on with that belt?
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 27/09/2026
I'm trying to deal with this by pretending this is some hideous phantom or revenant dragging Yousaf to hell, rather than someone portraying a dead racist as Christ.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 27/09/2026
I get people don’t like the Hundred and have my own issues with it, but Jesus Wept you do not have to bring it up in every single conversation about cricket, even ones that have nothing to do with it. Some people are monomaniacal.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 27/09/2026
In fairness, it’s cost me nothing because my wife paid for it.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 27/09/2026
Cod and chips is three times the price now here.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 27/09/2026
I have introduced Janna to the game “daughter or inappropriately-aged girlfriend?”
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 27/09/2026
Very much mugging territory. Seventeen quid for some halloumi and chips, seven pounds a pint, eleven quid for cocktails. But not sure if that’s mugging for central London. And only three quid for a decent flat white.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 27/09/2026
Yes, hence why a Liz Truss approach is unpopular with people with financial literacy.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 27/09/2026
Ah. Apologies for missing that.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 27/09/2026
I cannot imagine anyone at Kohima, regardless of profession, would not have had a very intimate knowledge of combat.
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