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Jonathan Davis

@jonathansdavis.bsky.social
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animal lover, guitarist, voiceover, Shopify expert. New Englander in L.A.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i especially love all the dopes saying “when the internet first went mainstream everyone hated it too” like it happened in the pioneer days so no one can dispute it, like mf’ers we were THERE
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In San Francisco, my friends called the dot-com boom "The Liberal Arts Major's Full Employment Act of 1997." Fine Arts BA? Design job! English BA? Get paid to write! Philosophy major (me)? I learned the basics of HTML in a few days and literally doubled what I'd been making at my shitty temp job.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 19/09/2026
eliminate EV subsidies, ban cheap overseas EVs, ban EV component import, deport people bringing battery technology to the US, pay billions to kill clean energy projects, end fuel economy standards, and then do THIS is such an elaborate prank on the American people you almost have to respect it
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
quit crying asshole
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"The US Supreme Court sided with President Donald Trump over his plan to " free template; fill in whatever and it'll be true.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If a monk falls in a river and hs buddies are there, do they laugh at him? Absolutely they do.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i think one of the hidden keys to politics right now is "how can our side make sure that the 'trump is gonna kill a bunch of beautiful wild horses' story gets in front of the millions of otherwise apolitical consumers of social media horse-related content"
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The utility of racial supremacism lies in the belief that there is some innate quality to one race that elevates it above all others, regardless of any lack of achievement, merit or aesthetic appeal. Supremacism is literally and specifically an ideology for losers
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
In my hometown, where in many respects it feels like nothing has changed for decades, this is genuinely novel. Progress!
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the fact that a billionaire can randomly throw $100,000,000 into a campaign against taxing the rich seems like the best argument yet they can afford it
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I support DSA policies, but let’s get real. On a national level, we need to be practical, play it safe, and get behind the mainstream establishment Democrats who lose all the fucking time.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 16/07/2026
I think one reason data center outrage is so pronounced is people spent decades recycling and composting and otherwise scrimping to offset energy use and protect clean water, and the second we hit an inflection point for cheap electricity the banking industry said we’re taking all of it, fuck you
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Or you could say these neighborhoods are about to reclaim 50% of their sidewalks from steaming hot bags of garbage.
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
News organizations should periodically stop and look in the mirror and ask themselves “Have we internalized copspeak to the point that our headlines indistinguishable from police department email subject lines?”
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It took me a full 3 seconds to realize there's a woman standing behind Keith Ellison. For a brief and beautiful moment, I thought he had grown the sweetest mullet of all time. (photo source: MPR news)
A photo of Keith Ellison in which a woman is standing behind him at such an angle that her face is completely obscured, and it looks as though her long brown hair is growing from the back of Keith Ellison's head
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don't you think the concurrent adrenaline rush and dopamine flooding will enable you to celebrate for at least 12 hours straight on just 4 hours of sleep?
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Are you suggesting that my CPAP machine can’t pull double-duty? Typical credentialed medical professional, carrying water for Big Ventilator
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Reminds me of stickers I used to see on bikes doing Critical Mass rides in San Francisco in the 90s: “You’re not stuck in traffic. You ARE traffic”
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Would love to see the Venn diagram of these delusionally confident Chotiner interviewees and the 12% of men who believe they could score a point against Venus Williams
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I also own a USA Precision but a wrist surgery and age make the Jazz bass neck profile much more attractive. For an at-home amp, a used Fender Rumble 40 is the move.
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Unless a Fender-shaped headstock is a requirement, you MUST at least check out Sire. I (a guitarist) have both their short-scale U5 and top-of-the line P10dx (both with P/J pickups) and I alternate between laughter and anger at the quality difference from similarly priced Fenders & Squires.
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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There is no need for fireworks now with drone shows. No need for pets and vets to cower and for wild life to suffer as well as the pollution and noise. I said what I said.
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'll defer to the expert here! I thought they were different names for the same dish. It's been about 40 years since I used to get them in Newport and I assume they are no longer available there. I do recall Fall River crispy chow mein noodles adding crunch to the otherwise soggy sandwich filling.
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
As much as I am loathe to link to The Bad Place, here is Ben's original post from 7 years ago: x.com/oneunderscor...
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follow @bencollins on bluesky (@oneunderscore__) on X
Every year on the 4th of July, everyone in my family eats one of these monstrosities. They’re called chop suey sandwiches and they only exist in Salem, Massachusetts. They are repulsive slop and I lov...
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The lack of solidarity that @katmabu.bsky.social is showing the the Fall River immigrant factory workers who relied on the cheap, filling Chop Suey Sandwich seems pretty off-brand. Perhaps if you bougie it up with enough crispy chow mein noodles it will satisfy her trillionaire Culver Shrimp tastes?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
2 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “Journalist logs into Twitter”
Image shows a Pink Guy performing a high jump. He easily sails over a tall barrier that says “Racism, Nazis, Homophobia, CSAM and Bigotry”. He smiles and waves at the reader.

Panel 2 is titled “Journalist logs into BlueSky”
The Pink Guy is doing the high jump again, however, this time, a much smaller barrier just says “Smugness”. The Pink Guy is clinging to the barrier, trying to hook his leg over it. He yells “Hnnngh I CAN’T GET OVER IT”
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Elon Musk is a South African who came to the US under a fraudulently secured student visa to study at Stanford (he never enrolled). Through further fraud, he secured a green card and then was naturalized as a US citizen. His US citizenship can be revoked. He also holds a Canadian passport.
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
One thing you can see with the reaction to birthright citizenship decision is that Great Replacement Theory is now pretty much the center of the American Right's whole project.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Court can't go on like this. The Constitution as plainly as possible says people who were born here have an unequivocal right to citizenship. Four people whose ONLY job is to read the Constitution for the rest of their lives just tried to overturn it because they're tired of brown people. Pack it.
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I was 7 years old in a New England town with notable (non-battle) Revolutionary War history. The Tall Ships visited and brought more tourists than ever. It was life-changing for us kids and had a huge impact on adults as well. It felt 100% non-partisan and unifying
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Josh Kantor is the best organist in the American League, and this rules
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
THANK you, KTLA
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
another sad example of government failing to understand technology. Bluesky is a user-to-user platform whose purpose is to enable misunderstanding jokes.
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
He's trying, but he's never going surpass Andy Dick as the worst
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Conservatives used to remind us every 20 minutes that Reagan never took off his jacket in the Oval Office because he had so much reverence for the White House.
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 12/06/2026
The world now has its first trillionaire, but 39% of families in Florida are using "Buy Now, Pay Later" apps to buy groceries. This is Donald Trump’s America. A playground for the mega rich built entirely on the credit card debt of hungry children. What are we even doing?
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I hope it relieves some of the pressure off of Ben that at least some people are going right to Google with questions they might otherwise bother him with. (Correct answer: "Well, it is now.")
a google search result for "Presidential Parade/IDIOCRACY" shows a list of "People also ask" questions, the top result being "Is Idiocracy a true story?"
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 10/06/2026
the cars don't drive themselves and we're still nowhere near Mars, but you can't question Elon Musk's ability to deliver screwworms and racial violence
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ken Paxton freed a man who raped a boy for 3 years, reducing his sentence from 6 years to 1 day. He also doesn't have to register as a sex offender. The reason: the perp is Paxton's college roommate and a loyal and active MAGA Republican.
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Inside Ken Paxton’s plea deal for a child sex abuse case
Critics are pointing to two other serious felony cases that the attorney general’s prosecutors took to trial that ended in mistrials and, eventually, plea deals.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Punisher sticker we've needed all along
You're not The Punisher
You're a white supremacist who didn't read the comics
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Yeah, so sorry that we have actual humans signature-match every ballot as part of eligibility verification
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This happened to me two months ago when I searched for a different Onion article!
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Actually, Americans are just like you. ~20-30% of them genuinely support fascism, as in ~every 🇪🇺 country. You are just more fortunate to have political institutions & a multiparty system that prevent that 20-30% from fully capturing the center-right party, becoming 51%, & controlling the government.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
“We’re not here for trouble… we’re just here to see our family members.” Outside Delaney Hall ICE prison in Newark on Day 4 of the hunger strike, a 10-year-old whose father is detained inside confronts masked guards, asking why they won’t show their faces. WATCH @jordanchariton.bsky.social LIVE ⬇️
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Pivot To Video: 2026 Edition continues apace
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Jonathan Davis @jonathansdavis.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Do The Right Thing - Da Mayor Wants Some Miller High Life!!!
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