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Jonathan Eilbeck

@jonathaneilbeck.bsky.social
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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 7h
"Of course Trump is worse" says person who has infinitely more vitriol for Democrats than they do for Trump
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Westerns & the Old West @davidlambertart.bsky.social · 7h
Happy 84th Birthday to Ian McShane
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 7h
Does Israel *have* a contingency plan for a 2028 race between Massie and AOC?
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 8h
good video and a reminder that we'd probably all do better to spend a little less time on social media
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PMC Vanguardist @tylerboschert.bsky.social · 8h
(1) this woman has incredible courage (2) holy shit, Ricketts might be cooked, and if Ricketts is cooked . . .
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Morten Morland @mortenmorland.bsky.social · 8h
Wednesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...
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herostratus356.bsky.social @herostratus356.bsky.social · 8h
I'm keeping track of every Defund the Police, prison abolitionist, restorative justice leftist who is (rightfully) angry about the Cornell rape case. I'm not letting you forget that you all turned into Judge Dredd the moment you remembered that rapists exist.
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🍺Donald Clarke 🎥 @donaldclarke.bsky.social · 7h
If I were a Warner Brother (which I’m not) I wouldn’t be *delighted* at Cruise running, apparently panicked, towards a Days of Thunder sequel just weeks before the release of Digger.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 7h
A thing that was very clear at the time is that while it’s true that the United States has a lot of leverage, Israel is a sovereign nation with its own politics, and Netanyahu was, in addition to leading a coalition of aspiring genocidaires, literally going to go prison if the war stopped
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Nathan @never-say-die.bsky.social · 7h
Bro, the Pope sent the White Sox letter, they’re going to the World Series.
Letter: 

To Jerry Reinsdorf
Chairman of the Chicago White Sox
was pleased to receive the kind letter that you sent following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February
2026).
In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster
bonds of friendship
and solidarity among
people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Pope Leo XIV
The Pope wearing a Chicago White Sox hat
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 7h
Sorry can’t say ‘dry run’ without me thinking of Tobias
Tobias from arrested development “I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run”
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 7h
Cornell West is Keemstar's Gendo Ikari.
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Naomi Smith @pimlicat.bsky.social · 10h
Welcome to my daily life, always having to battle tedious doom mongers on our own side, and who get proven wrong again and again. Politics is about the art of the possible, and we campaign day in, day out for something they tell us can’t happen. It will. Believe it, and make it reality. Join me! 🇬🇧🇪🇺
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tmbhmltn.bsky.social @tmbhmltn.bsky.social · 10h
I understand this is the Website for the Anxious and Unmedicated but the dumbest takes I’ve seen in a while is that one chamber of Congress passing a college sports bill is going to save the GOP or have any effect at all on the election when the national average price of gas is $4.46 a gallon
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 10h
The pro-sexual assault party
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15 DAYS 'TIL ULTRON'S BYKE @rochardscott.bsky.social · 10h
I know Joe Russo is public enemy #1 to Film Twitter, but do I like that he said that if one thinks Endgame is the perfect ending, that movie will always be there. Encore is for those who want more adventures.
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 10h
The pro-sexual assault party
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Mitch692 @mitch692.bsky.social · 10h
I knew this day would come eventually...
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 10h
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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maya butchpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 29/09/2026
paint pen writing on an electrical box that says “FAT WOMEN FOREVER”
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People on this website still refer to Obama as “the drone guy.”
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caitlin rose boyle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 23/10/2024
I’m looking for work! 👁️👁️ I’m looking for storyboarding or revisionist positions, but I’m also open to work in games! I’m available immediately - I’m fast, funny, and friendly, & I’d love to work with you! Help me feed my cats, they won’t stop screaming!
A little cartoon drawing of me saying “Caitlin Rose Boyle is looking for work! Storyboards and revisions! Six+ years of experience at Nickelodeon, Netflix, and DTVA, with freelance for Titmouse, Cartoon Network, and Pixar.” My cats are drawn off to the side screaming “We’re so HUNGRY!”
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10h
1. Eric Schmitt booked this show as a victory lap for his "gotcha" moment revealing "proof" that Jack Smith was at an Atlanta Hawks game. 2. That "proof" blew up in Schmitt's face. 3. Instead of cancelling this appearance, he dishonestly colludes with the hosts to pretend he did have that proof.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 15h
"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up" - C.S. Lewis
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Matt Szafranski @mszafranski.bsky.social · 10h
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Michael Fassbender: Perfection
ALT: Michael Fassbender: Perfection
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Oh God, What Now? – the politics podcast @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social · 12h
Yes you knew Angela Rayner was Housing Secretary but did you know she is also the assigned Green Lantern for Space Sector 2814?
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Andrew Harrison @nndroid.bsky.social · 11h
“In brightest day, in blackest night, “Ange is having none of your shite.”
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 11h
A really frustrating thing about "DIGGER" is that it has REALLY big ambitions (it's a satire, but not of what you think based on the trailers) and I think I dislike what Iñárritu is making fun of as much as he does ...but it's a disastrous miss at the target all the same.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 11h
Few people still trying this 'continuity Starmer' line. It's a very poor attack. Wrong on substance and wrong intuitively. They'll have to find a better one.
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 11h
"Geralt we're at a funeral" and he's wearing very fine attire
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 11h
Maybe an unpopular opinion but this Eric Schmitt thing demonstrates a good reason why complex prosecutions take a long time to prepare, since one mistake can cascade into a structural failure that tears the whole case apart (in this case, instantly and humiliatingly).
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 11h
This is also one of those things where the fact that the GOP staffer class are now a bunch of subliterate degenerates instead of like avaricious Duke Law grads becomes a problem Even if you believe this dumb conspiracy theory, a Smith is just never actually going to perjure himself. Bad plan!
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 11h
"People who go unemployed for extended periods are what the government describes as "discouraged workers" and are NOT counted in the unemployment statistics." This is false. It is not true.
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run DanAmrich.exe -verbose @danamrich.bsky.social · 13h
Goddammit stop stealing our schtick
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 13h
Genuinely, this is what bothers me the most, it's fundamentally changed my relationship with art where I'm greeting it initially with skepticism and scrutiny, I never want to feel that way about art.
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 13h
I do not understand how people who are actively members of gender minorities like most of the people on this site who are most aggressively part of the crowd that does this stuff don't see how insane it is that we just... decided that caring about gender stuff or women's empowerment was lame
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 13h
I know it's basically just treated as the most pathetic thing ever to still care about 2016 (as a Clinton supporter, obviously as a Bernie supporter it's great and just the most natural thing in the world) but I will never forget how "women's empowerment" got renamed to "girlboss"
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 13h
Michael Tracy trying to dox the Cornell rape victim really underscores what the left is in this country now: it is a boy's club. We made that decision when we decided "electing a female President" was not culturally important two times in a row because of the misogyny boys' foreign policy hangups
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Hellscape Navigator @hellscapenavigator.bsky.social · 13h
the cross-partisan misogynist rally around Trump due to # MeToo scaring prominent chuds is a big part of why the country failed to rise to the challenge of the Trump era he's like a Social Virtue stress test and he benefits from deep-seated Vice no matter the political alignment of the Vicious
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 14h
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 13h
the AI picked the right image for the administration's intentions
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 13h
"DIGGER." An embarrassment that people will be trying to convince themselves is brilliant for years. The arthouse-blockbuster equivalent of a hack stand-up comic who hits his only real punchline 5 minutes into his set - but then hangs around onstage FOREVER doing "crowd work."
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 14h
It will be funny if the Greens and Reform fall back under the weight of their own incompetencies, combined with tactical herding when the election comes, and so three years of "oooh, fragmentation" becomes "And it turns out it was all a dream".
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Michael @michaeljsc.bsky.social · 14h
Polanski’s “tax the rich” is the same as Badenoch’s “cut benefits”, a one-size-fits-all funding source that appeals to their prejudice but would never generate anything like the money they claim, and prevents them ever having to engage with serious politics
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 13h
I can only assume Zack Polanski is a performance art project at this point. Remember when he was pretending to be the voice of young people?
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 13h
"By embracing electoral reform, tackling the triple lock, and reopening the question of Brexit, Andy Burnham has embraced Labour’s new core vote – younger, economically insecure, liberal Brits, instead of holding on to an imagined voter of a bygone era."
thenewworld.co.uk
Vigour, passion, purpose: Why Andy Burnham’s bold speech will be talked about for many years to come
On social care, PR, Brexit, water, housing and more, the PM signalled seismic change and a willingness to tackle the toughest issues
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David Bixenspan @davidbix.com · 13h
Since WWE's trying to exploit PAC's death, it's time to talk about this: Remember how PAC suddenly had visa issues when AEW started? That's because, when the AEW trademarks were filed, WWE called USCIS to claim he walked out on his visa. After leaving him alone for a year and giving him his release.
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IGN @ign.com · 13h
LEGO has announced the first set in a series of Dragon Ball LEGO sets. It's called LEGO Dragon Ball: Shenron & Goku, and it's out soon. bit.ly/3VWhV04
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Regina Schrambling @gastropoda.bsky.social · 13h
How can Kimmel or SNL top reality?
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