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Carson

@jombo.dev
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Network engineer. Mid-Michigan. Probably on a walk somewhere.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Racoon: what is this stuff? Me: it’s our garbage Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it? Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I like my women like I like my weed: thicc and bushy
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
More like bring me the Verizon
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Detroit Tigers (Unoffical) @nottigers.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
GRITTY TIGS
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Carson @jombo.dev · 06/04/2026
My best friend Tugg disappointed we have to leave the park.
A black lab named Tugg sitting in the front seat of a vehicle, staring at his driver we depart from the park on a snowy December morning.
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Windows 98 Plus: Science
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Pete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"
Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27
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Steve @otter272.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.” Works for me.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/12/2025
this has become a very important video to me
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
wish I was here
Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing a bunch of slowpoke hanging around a slowpoke themed fountain
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
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Simon HB @norock.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 06/04/2025
Dear Mario,
I hope this email finds
you well. I've baked
a cake for you.
Lets touch base soon,
Princess Toadstool
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Dan Campbell forever
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Not evil enough for Twitter, not stupid enough for Threads, and so we find ourselves here at the ass end of the internet together
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
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