Reposted by Carsonlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2023Racoon: what is this stuff? Me: it’s our garbage Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it? Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then 354292855
Reposted by Carson⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I like my women like I like my weed: thicc and bushy 3316
Reposted by Carsonfraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026More like bring me the Verizon 83400454
Reposted by CarsonRetro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Windows 98 Plus: Science 738671
Reposted by CarsonPete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy" 4667251645
Reposted by CarsonSteve @otter272.bsky.social · 10/02/2026“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.” Works for me. 940198283682
Reposted by Carsononion person @junlper.beer · 07/12/2025this has become a very important video to me 315201184812
Reposted by CarsonRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/10/2025George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad 212167348
Reposted by CarsonSimon HB @norock.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival 200245384601
Reposted by CarsonCoyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab 2565202118
Reposted by CarsonBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Not evil enough for Twitter, not stupid enough for Threads, and so we find ourselves here at the ass end of the internet together 612904318
Reposted by CarsonBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/11/2024The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up 228110241564