Reposted by ⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 5hThe Atlantic City Disease, a fitting place for such a thing 2192
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 5hyour parents when you try to tell them about the first super hot jam with Trey on mini kit 130
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 7hthey could have funked out in ice why drop into ghost 100
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ok, Phish was an answer on Jeopardy, then on Wheel of Fortune someone talked about wearing a full body corn costume #weareeverywhere 040
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Welp, I guess it’s been too long since we had some interpersonal drama at the farmers market 🙃 150
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 29/09/2026For the most part I am very glad that smart phones didnt exist when I was a kid in the 80s and 90s, but I would love to have a recording of when my friend sat in front of the TV and translated Akira as we watched it while coming down from an acid trip one morning. He did not know Japanese. 152
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 29/09/2026these dudes should have to write an essay about how it feels to have your nuts slowly crushed in a vice 131
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026$500 for a vehicle AC service to empty and fill with new coolant is wild 030
Reposted by ⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️Paula Morgan @squirrelygirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have to pass this by again. We're facing another tough month with medical stuff and transportation. Anything helps, all is much appreciated. 💖 www.paypal.me/PaulaSMorganpaypal.mePay Paula Morgan using PayPal.MeGo to paypal.me/PaulaSMorgan and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries. 11015
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I left a few buds on one of my plants when I harvested and they are doing some cool things. The weed i grew is all really good and has good aroma, but none of it has much flavor. I’m wondering if leaving these to go longer will change that. This is only the second time I have grown, im a noob. 030
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026last night at the gold party there was a surprise appearance of a great new local band, and it was such a sweaty and intimate performance in a tiny space 110
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026and that’s a wrap, folks please come help me smoke all of this 2260
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this is a blurry ass picture but last night was the first time I ever saw a moon dog 010
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just imagine Frankie peeing on all of these poor people 030
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Well im getting home at almost 5am and I got to freak on the dance floor with my inomorata who says that she is separated from her guy so 150
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ok so kglw is pretty fuckin tight #gettingyped 190
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m going to a party tonight and man I wish parties started at like 6pm #old 1210
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s so humid here that my weed is taking forever to dry out, it’s all so sticky that I can hardly break it up. Calgon take me away! 030
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 26/09/2026stay safe yall! but damn, that’s a nice sunset 120
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you don’t already sing ‘How much is that doggy in the window?’ every time you get home to your dog I highly recommend it. 290
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 23/09/2026marry him, marry me, im the one you love baby dont you see 020
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 23/09/202658 and rainy on our walk today, ya viene otoño 000
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is a Willis station wagon from the 40s that has been restored and modded a bit. I guess they made them to be roomier for families but still use the Jeep engine. The guy who owns it rolled one down a cliff right after he got done restoring it. But he’s no quitter! 130
Reposted by ⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️Ms.DarthMikesHair @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Guys don’t let mom get shut out 🙏🏼 2159
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Alright, that’s a good start. P.S. The primo chiles are so fucking good, absolutely thicc and delicious. #blessed 190
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 20/09/2026look at this goofball just laying on the pile of weed leaves 0110
Reposted by ⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️bulldog @harpua.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I have 2 extras for Sturgill Simpson/JBS this Monday night in Eugene. My coworkers flaked (sad!) but I was never in doubt. Stay on that! 4176
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 20/09/2026move over naked pole guy, a new kinda guy just dropped 040
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 20/09/2026@dividedry.bsky.social and @zzbenz.bsky.social better buckle up because this weed I grew is gonna wreck them like it has wrecked me 🙃 150
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Today at the farmers market one vendor told me that two other vendors have been picking fruit in Arizona. We only allow produce grown in our county. I haven’t talked to the two vendors, but the woman who accused them is one of the most solid vendors(ie no drama) that I have. I believe her. 130
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the DJ at whatever is happening in the park is throwing down some old school rap, and it’s making want to do the worm 100
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 19/09/2026this is not the worst bathroom I have used, but it is close 250
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s officially dark on our pre-farmers market walks now, not looking forward to the time change :( 050
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ok one of you needs to make a candle that smells like weed and roasted green chile because holy shit it’s good 010
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The way this green chile deal went was just like a weed deal 😂 The farmer only had part of what we thought we were getting and my friend was an hour and a half late getting back. But this is the primo shit right here, probably the best green chile in New Mexico. And there is more to come :) 6410
