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Blackavar @blackavar-inle.bsky.social · 14h
okay so I can't articulate why but this is fetish content
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16h
Torn between being like fuck yes and being like THAT ISNT GOWRON
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Poster touts Star Trek character as mayoral candidate
YouTube video by CTV News
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
vote donky party: we hate war unless we the ones doing it
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Doug Savage, Rebel Alliance Attorney @realdougsavage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When the blue team uses the massive military complex to attack other countries: YAYYYYYY When the red team uses the massive military complex to attack other countries: BOOOOOOO
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🔥 HELL Dorland 👹 @heckdorland.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
"🥰 You know Obama would've bombed more schools, he was so great at unleashing imperial violence. 🦅💪" liberals are vile blood thirsty ghouls.
All Liberals are Fascists
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you are a loser who takes pride in democrats being more competent at murdering foreigners
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missinlew.bsky.social @missinlew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who knew there were so many war hawks in Bluesky. I don't feel embarrassed for this any more than for starting an unprovoked war in the first place. A million times more embarrassing to me is being unwillingly complicit on a genocide
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
jerking off over obama's imaginary military prowess lmao no criticism of things like deliberately bombing schools full of little children, no, what is shameful is ~running away~
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i actually don't think i need each individual victim to come and tell me that what happened to them was bad in order to think it was bad and that the rapist is a bad person
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
None of us are free until all of us are free. If someone is willing to throw a marginalized group under the bus at the first opportunity, they’re not fighting fascism.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Cream of Roper @retainingwater.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hmmm no
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I refuse to vote for blue fascists, corporatists, or zionists The right to refuse to vote for a morally disqualified candidate is a cornerstone of Democracy
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"don't ask don't tell was good actually!" lmao liberals
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/09/2026
death lords: vote for the death lords again, we will finish the death we started death lord opponents: if they are elected we promise to work with the death lords
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
someone pooped in my pants, I assure that no one in my agency would have done such a cruel thing and we will leave no stone unturned in our search to find the bastard who did it
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an armored personnel carrier full of cats @hex.ooo · 03/09/2026
she's interviewed about it in this cbs special report from 1967, beginning at 15:08: www.youtube.com/watch?v=op0H...
youtube.com
1967 SPECIAL REPORT: "IN THE PAY OF THE CIA"
YouTube video by Hezakya Newz & Films
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the number of people i've blocked for actually getting in my face is likely dwarfed by the number of people i've blocked for visibly lacking home training in someone else's mentions in a way i never want to interact with
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
you can develop gong fu in anything
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
lol watch out for this bullshit
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 02/09/2026
Please consider helping me clear my PayPal debt and eat. Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/epistemophagy PayPal: paypal.me/epistemophagy
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Add money to resolve your outstanding balance
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
people like this are just telling on themselves
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Terri @lovemypupper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Real Catholics don’t talk about “end times”
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Finance capitalism made everything that you need to live and thrive way more expensive, but all the shit you don't really need's slightly cheaper, so it all evens out if you think about it
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David Aja @davidaja.com · 23/07/2026
LANTERNS.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have to say I’m really enjoying the “fuck Johnny Depp’s new Scrooge movie” side of bluesky today, what a pop culture moment uniquely suited to bring us all together
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Steers That Look Like Pete Hegseth
Pic of a Hereford steer facing directly into the cameraPic of Pete Hegseth looking head-on into camera
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
AI is just a tool, like a gun, you see, it's morally neutral
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
if you know, you know
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Mr Bevers @mrbevers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Bothered. Unwashed. Unhappy. In my lane. Stinky."
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
they are into just bedazzling, it's not weird a lot of people like it 😊
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a lotta people dont know this,
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SPINE — This Is Gun Fu @playspine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Netflix didn't offer us $100M for an exclusive. So here's the SPINE action trailer – for free:
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
incredible
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
when you're old enough, you will understand 🤫
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 28/08/2026
Texas has suspended over 1.2 million voter registrations. Many valid voters in Texas have found their voter registrations were somehow canceled when they checked. Check your registration here and fix it immediately - Texas doesn't always honor provisional ballots cast on election day.
goelect.txelections.civixapps.com
IvisMvpUi
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/08/2026
The number of people who did not make it to the end of this post before replying, or did but did not clock that it was a joke, is genuinely concerning
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Really hate this performative "youse" people use to appear more like large hired goons

The last seven words of the post are underlined in red.
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rimidar @rimidar.au · 29/08/2026
I do not wish to know anything about this
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
an incredible book that predicted so much, one of my all time favorites 🤩
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Because there’s never a bad time to share Chuck Jones’s rules for the Road Runner, here are Chuck Jones’s rules for the Road Runner
RULE 1.
THE ROAD RUNNER CANNOT HARM THE COYOTE EXCEPT BY GOING "ВЕЕР-BEEP!"
RULE 2.
NO OUTSIDE FORCE CAN HARM THE COYOTE - ONLY HIS OWN INEPTITUDE OR THE FAILURE OF THE ACME PRODUCTS.
RILEろ。
THE COYOTE COULD STOP ANYTIME - IF HE WERE NOT A FANATIC.
(REPEAT: "A FANATIC IS ONE WHO REDOUBLES HIS EFFORT WHEN HE HAS FORGOTTEN HIS AIM.' -GEORGE SANTAYANA)
RULE I.
NO DIALOGUE EVER, EXCEPT "ВЕЕР-BEEP!" RULES.
THE ROAD RUNNER MUST STAY ON THE ROAD - OTHERWISE, LOGICALLY, HE WOULD NOT BE CALLED ROAD RUNNER.
ALL ACTION MUST BE CONFINED TO THE NATURAL ENVIRONMENT
OF THE TWO CHARACTERS - THE SOUTHWEST AMERICAN DESERT.
RULE 7.
ALL MATERIALS, TOOLS, WEAPONS, OR MECHANICAL CONVENIENCES MUST BE OBTAINED FROM THE ACME CORPORATION.
RULE 8.
WHENEVER POSSIBLE, MAKE GRAVITY THE COYOTE'S GREATEST ENEMY RULE 9.
THE COYOTE IS ALWAYS MORE HUMILIATED THAN HARMED BY HIS FAILURES.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 29/08/2026
Kicked in the balls…….to death
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Using AI to illustrate what happened in Tibet/Nepal is the kind of pitch black irony reserved for Bulgakov. Just hideous stuff.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 28/08/2026
Hey everyone, I just wanted to let you know that I thought about a beautiful woman. You might know her. It's the girl reading this. Maybe not though. I don't want to assume all women know each other, but the world is smaller then we think. Anyway, if you end up seeing her, put in a good word for me.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
imagine an orphan crushing machine. i hate the machine and i hope we can dismantle it. but if the man who helped build the orphan crushing machine falls into it? buddy i’m gonna crack a smile.
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
it is like in the cartoons, you can see stink waves if you look real hard
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
among many other things I would like to see dems campaigning on, it should be made clear to companies that profit from deals like this that any public lands or resources given to them by trump will be immediately nationalized with appropriate punitive fines
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