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John Smith

@johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 1h
it's wild because if they got their wish and AI models were somehow afforded legal personhood, then they'd have to stop owning them and start paying them just pants on head logic
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Yinlock @yinlock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
basically, example # a billion about how triangulation doesn't work and just pisses off everyone
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 2h
what a set of flags in your bio lol
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Blackavar @blackavar-inle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
okay so I can't articulate why but this is fetish content
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like when she sprinkled approximately 23 atoms worth of seasoning into the giant ass crockpot
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hamas is cool, and good, sorry nerd
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fucking shameful
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Torn between being like fuck yes and being like THAT ISNT GOWRON
youtu.be
Poster touts Star Trek character as mayoral candidate
YouTube video by CTV News
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
good god you suck
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lol sure jan
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
that sounds like some american propaganda to me
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
why is this unfortunate
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😬
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
vote donky party: we hate war unless we the ones doing it
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Doug Savage, Rebel Alliance Attorney @realdougsavage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When the blue team uses the massive military complex to attack other countries: YAYYYYYY When the red team uses the massive military complex to attack other countries: BOOOOOOO
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🔥 HELL Dorland 👹 @heckdorland.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
"🥰 You know Obama would've bombed more schools, he was so great at unleashing imperial violence. 🦅💪" liberals are vile blood thirsty ghouls.
All Liberals are Fascists
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you are a loser who takes pride in democrats being more competent at murdering foreigners
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we murricans luve are troops
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missinlew.bsky.social @missinlew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who knew there were so many war hawks in Bluesky. I don't feel embarrassed for this any more than for starting an unprovoked war in the first place. A million times more embarrassing to me is being unwillingly complicit on a genocide
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
jerking off over obama's imaginary military prowess lmao no criticism of things like deliberately bombing schools full of little children, no, what is shameful is ~running away~
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
except all over the ballot 🤘
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Robby Mook is my all time favorite example of this lol architects Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign, assures everyone on The View no, actually, we want to run up the popular vote, loses spectacularly, and gets handed control of the House Majority PAC so he can keep running the same dumbass game plan
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you have the mind of a small, stupid child lol
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i actually don't think i need each individual victim to come and tell me that what happened to them was bad in order to think it was bad and that the rapist is a bad person
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
~meritocracy~
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jensen huang is a great example of how people at the top of the capitalist pyramid are really fucking stupid, as a rule the more successful they are, the dumber they are
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guess that's not even newsworthy any more
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
did it make child porn again
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bro you are doing this gimmick for 7 people lol
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
go back to 4chan loser
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh no, more importantly his CONSULTANTS were stabbed in the back 😬
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
thems good eatin
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you would think after repeatedly eating shit with this strategy they would figure it out and try something more effective/less repugnant, but
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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
None of us are free until all of us are free. If someone is willing to throw a marginalized group under the bus at the first opportunity, they’re not fighting fascism.
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
he does not have legs, this gives him mobility
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
they should not have let her forfeit, they should have let her win extra hard imo
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lmfao this fuckin guy
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WHAT ARE THEY HIDING
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what a blast from the past, I actually had read this decades ago, thanks for posting this :3
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
wow there's no way people will immediately figure out how to game this and abuse it in horrible ways
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
whoa that's going to be a big change for us I'm not sure we're ready for that
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
bitch made country lol
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
that is why he's been out of sight for so long, they gave him surgery to freeze his face in that position and it took a while for the swelling to go down
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lol he is completely gone
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
practically all my characters are dressed at least this bad yeah
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
our next step will be to try to invade the country that manufactures literally everything we use
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John Smith @johnsmithrlperson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
~Still With Her~
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