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jbaileywrites

@jbaileywrites.bsky.social
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Screen and TV writer, editor, love child of David Milch and Jennifer Saunders, avid cursewordologist. Proud member of WGAw. Repped by Gersh & HVE. Radical Left Scum Terrible cook I block all MAGA & Bible-thumpers. #BlueCrew #Resist

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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re in an AI transition & I get that many are confused about. Let me be clear, I canceled my MSWord subscription (of 20 years) bc there’s no way to turn AI off. Now using Notes and AI-disabled Pages to write. I will go back to spiral notebooks if I have to. I went back to college to learn.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kind of depends on what’s getting done, doesn’t it, Peter? If a serial killer gets away with murder for decades, he is not morally good, just good at killing. The 2 “goods” here are not the same. One is functional good. The other is ethical good. He’s conflating them. He thinks we’re all stupid.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I look forward to the day when we can all look back on these fools like American Idol contestants and go, “Who was she again?” I’ve had almost no time for SM lately and the dissipating fog of bullshit is most welcome. These people will suck up all your oxygen if you allow it.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My uncle is a retired USAF test pilot and worked for Lockheed designing and testing the cockpit of the F-35 for several years. I can only imagine how thrilled he must not be about this.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This reminds me of Robert DeNiro’s character in Casino when the gaming commission took his license so he started his own chat show. Bring on the show girls!
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So many proverbs in here. He dug deep and he deserved it.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Saw this in my readings this morning and imagining Tom Hank’s reaction to being the literal textbook definition of aging badly lol
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First month of school. I’m Lucy and Ethel in the chocolate factory and I am all out of hat.
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I Love Lucy Chocolate Factory Scene
ALT: I Love Lucy Chocolate Factory Scene
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I know I’ve been busy & haven’t checked news or SM much, so just scrolling along & this was pretty shocking. How did we get HERE? What is happening? www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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Kash Patel defends FBI’s new policy on bestiality at Senate hearing
Sen. John Kennedy grilled the FBI director about a recently revised policy that doesn’t automatically disqualify job applicants who have engaged in bestiality.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Feeling very unsure about the destiny of my absentee ballot rn
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Almost exactly the route (root) my ancestors took from the East to Oklahoma. My 3 x great-grandfather came from Georgia to Texas in 1847 with several families.
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CUDDY @ptcontagion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"How sad it must be, believing that scientists, historians, scholars, and journalists, would devote their entire lives to deceiving you. But a con man proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth and honesty."
Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
brb. Buying a shit-ton of Garmin stock
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Academia hates AI. With a passion usually reserved for the adjunct trap. I’ve had 3 essays in 3 different classes in 9 days that have all have been about critical media literacy and AI in the age of post-truth, disinformation, misinformation & politics. We in trouble, y’all.
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Mitchell Moffit: We May All Be In Danger
ALT: Mitchell Moffit: We May All Be In Danger
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m going to start using this line at parties.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
First week of school was madness. Tears, sweat, blood, dead MacBook 1/2 day before first exam. My head is swimming, but I’m very happy. No break this weekend, but maybe next.
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Weekend Over? Monday Arrives!
ALT: Weekend Over? Monday Arrives!
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I bought a MacBook Neo because my Air went to MacBook heaven and I love it. emergency buy due to a looming online exam & I didn’t expect much. It’s an amazing swap for the 13” Air,$599. If anyone’s considering it, do it. The only drawback is no backlit keyboard, but it’s a great machine. 😀👍
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Absolutely gutted.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’m at the point in this Hellscape 2.0 where I look at stuff like this & rate whether they’d make the cut in my fortified post-apocalyptic underground cave village. If this guy’s got a loom, he’s Otherwise, no matter how cool this video is, he’s on the bubble.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I haven’t worn a bra since the pandemic. I am well and truly over this shit. All of it. Whatever shit you’re thinking of right now, I’m over.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I (cis-het) grew up in a gay household so I would have zero problem with living with a big old group of aging lesbiankas. I’d love it. I would do this without hesitation. Just leave the world of men behind for a happy home full of love, respect and too many cats.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My classes start Monday and I woke up before 6 am this Sunday morning in a state of gleeful frisson. Panic competing with joyful excitement bc of all the stuff I still need to do. Never been so relieved to be wrong. Lead butterflies be gone until this time tomorrow. Happy Saturday!
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Dr Randall Mindy (Leonardo DiCaprio) Deep Breaths
ALT: Dr Randall Mindy (Leonardo DiCaprio) Deep Breaths
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This woman was fucking done. “Let’s just start ripping their dicks off. See if that makes these motherfuckers stop and think twice.”
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I got all my childhood vaccines several times. At least 4. We moved around a lot and my mother was uh, let’s say “mentally erratic.” She kept losing the records, forgetting the names of the doctors, etc. Back then there were no vaccine exemptions for school. 1/
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Whoa, whoa! Who’s “we” you fucking poltroon?
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
How many times a day do you think he mistakenly calls her Ivanka?
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Everything you need to understand narcissists right here.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Screenshat?
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My first experience with norovirus. Holy god. Had me praying to a god I don’t believe in last night.
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Oh No. Not Again!
ALT: Oh No. Not Again!
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I toss a lot of gray water from the kitchen sink on my aloe vera plants. They love it. But this, this is genius.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pool party yesterday. I politely passed on the sun-baked homemade ceviche our friends brought. My dude had 3 plates. Beef broth and bread for dinner tonight!
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Run DMC Performs "You Be Illin'"
ALT: Run DMC Performs "You Be Illin'"
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Can someone explain flick cameras to me like I don’t live in an authoritarian police state?
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Same guy who stood up from an “assassination attempt” in Butler, PA & defiantly yelled “Fight! Fight! Fight!” hides in a catering cart while spirited out of Turkey like a shivering coward. Sure, Trump. Sure.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I need first to know (before I read their gr-grandmother’s life story and how she carried her cast iron skillet on a wagon from Tennessee to Oregon & learned to make gluten-free gluten from the Arapaho), I need first to know if I have all the fucking ingredients in my pantry, Becky!
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
As a USian trying to eat & survive in Yucatan, get the canned Herdez salsa. It’s already cooked before it’s canned, but you can heat it up again to 165 degrees to make sure, then let it cool again before you make guacamole. My recipe is: 1 small can of Herdez salsa roja, 3 medium avos, salt, lime
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is this another group we’ve lost, the AI people? Like we did MAGA.
Kavish Jash kavishj611
All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question: If Al disappeared tomorrov could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other Al tool? Imagine Al was suddenly banned. Would you actuall be willing to give it up?
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This is like being a meth head anc asking someone who's never don meth how they're going to get through their day without meth
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ya know what? It’s my fault for having an internet connection
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I fear not the Blue Book. Got an A in Russian Lit writing in them for mid-terms & finals. Do you know how hard it is to remember Russian names, Rodion (Rodya, Rodenka, Rodka) Romanovich Raskolnikov, much less spell them correctly? I fucking do. 😂✌️
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
They are laughing at us. Anyone NOT want to vote these fuckers out in November?
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
So ominous I feel like there’s a horror movie in the words: “Wellness Retreat”
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m only going to say this once. Americans who eat meat get more than enough protein from their normal diet. You do not need to add more on purpose. Or to be healthier or to lose weight. It’s a marketing scam. If you’re worried about protein intake, worry about the developing world, not yourself.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This man has definitely 💯 absolutely bitten the head off a chicken.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Why is he an orangutan? A chimp, I’d buy because they’re angry fuckers who will chew your face off, but orangutans are gentle and solitary little guys. A chimp will fling its shit at you which seems far more on brand for Boomers.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
One of my little pleasures these days is waking up and checking BlueSky before the news and attempting to decipher what international fuck-up Trump has done overnight based only on the context of outraged posts here.
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wife: “I want something simple and functional.” Husband: “I want a castle!” Wife: “Fine. We’ll compromise.” What really bothers me is this not only fails as a house, it fails as a defensive retreat. How do u expect to survive the cannibal apocalypse w all those windows, Sheila?”
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I love how he waits for his little buddy at the shoreline. So adorable. And then they swim away together. ❤️❤️
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’ve got the perfect title for RFK, Jr’s new cooking show: “Roadside Gourmet”
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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Can you imagine if someone said this about gun-toting racist rednecks and their mass-shooter kids?
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