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![My agent got me a last-minute deal
So now I'm happy to reveal
"It was always my boyhood dream
To play for [insert name of team]"
I'll say I supported them as a kid.
I'll kiss the badge for a few extra quid.
"Rival offers? I cast them aside
To play for [insert name of side]"
And when the window opens next
To my advisors I'll send this text:
"A lucrative move I wouldn't snub
To play for [insert name of club]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qyr66tfp6v7wb2nx4vhiv4g6/bafkreiegwkeoafple7kl3l2zjymrn53hxq4vcvzuxhsmnjcfud7hoz2ug4)
