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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Off to twok some red diesel -> oh fuck why are we in Belmarsh? You love to see it

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I used an ATM for the first time in yonks yesterday and it felt like an impossibly ancient ritual

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Someone: What is the lamest combination of things possible? Big John May-May: Vroom-vroom motherfuckers

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Here - I’ve made a map of Leeds for you all to get angry about:

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What is it with authoritarians and autarky? It’s like bloody catnip to them.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Seeing some very brave fresher haircuts in town today

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’ve been learning Mandarin coming up for a year now and: A) Pinyin is cool but I was a mug for thinking you can halfarse hanzi B) Seriously guys, ixnay on the shi. Shi this, shi that, everything is shi, except that all shi’s mean wildly different things, even if they have the same intonation.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Still annoyed that we don’t put flashing lights and sirens on police helicopters. Feels like a massive open goal while we - as a society - have chosen to hoof it clean over the bar.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It’s cool how you can hear Kurt Cobain’s eyes’ roll whenever you listen to Everclear.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

HARK! My Saltaire scene is DONE and ready for scuffers to be dropped in.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

90s punk was mental. We didn’t have a right lot to be angry about, but we felt like we really, *really* had to be angry about stuff and that’s how you get Subhumans writing polemics about Nectar cards. m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjpg...

m.youtube.com

Subhumans - Supermarket Forces

YouTube video by FuckingFoxy

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I think the post-midterms $5k + war-to-end-the-day-after is the best Trumping Trump has ever Trumped

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

DEEP SIGN LORE: The dates on this run from 2004 to 2024 because they shut for a few months in ‘24 and we all lost our minds thinking they were done when it turned out that they just hadn’t paid their gas bill or summat.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Jeff Rosenstock’s Worry basically sounds like the Blue Album throwing a whitey and that’s exactly why you should listen to it.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Was yours a one-strap school or a two-strap school?

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I am forever perplexed by the special forces operator vape shop

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’ll be so pissed off if Skynet wipes us out before I get to a suitable chain link fence.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

**LATTER DAY HMO DWELLERS ENVIOUSLY EYEING UP THE RETTUNGSBOJE**

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Really dislike the word ‘Claude’. If it was ‘clawed’ or - even better - ‘Klored’ (💪💪💪), it would be fine but ‘Claude’ is just the weakest lemon squash in the Scout hut.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Every Sunday over at insta I hold a poll asking Would You Let This B-Tier Act Play At Your Wedding For Free. Here’s the current standings:

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

First record I ever bought 😞😞😞

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I always pull a daft face on the self-checkout cam, just in case I go missing and that’s the last footage they have of me to play on the news.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This autumn I’m really going to go for it with that n at the end. AutumN. AaaaautumNNNN.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Some fella in the toilet’s earlier, drying his hands under two dryers simultaneously. Felt both like an arch power move yet also extremely transgressive - like it shouldn’t be legal or something.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Today I made a two-part stamp of Richard Madeley’s arrest for shoplifting in 1994.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I am currently in my Searching For Elasticated Chinos On Vinted era

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Is there anything in nature with three legs?

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Properly looks like she’s having a massive wee

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Mad how everyone’s forgotten how Peter Andre made a film where he pretends to be Jamaican last year m.youtube.com/watch?v=mwFe...

m.youtube.com

JAFAICAN | Official Trailer (2025) Peter Andre, Wil Johnson, Jamie Lomas, Oliver Samuels, Sizzla

YouTube video by Jafaican

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I think it’s now beyond doubt that Lozza Fox has a deposit-losing kink.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

IT IS THRICE OVER FOR FARAGE

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

They should bring back the Gerry Adams voice dubbing thing, except this time it’s Andrew Tate and Alan Carr’s in the sound booth.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Any other retail martyrs noticed the new trend of customers with hand-held fans that sound like a goddamn Chinook’s landing?

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The demilitarised zone between Kirkstall and Armley appears to be on fire #leeds

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Everything about this works - from the choice of generals (one borderline fash prima donna with impulse issues and one borderline fash prima donna with competence issues), to Patton’s Soviet shoulder boards and Super Mac’s Commonwealth Corporal getup. 10/10 👌👌👌

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

S’all kicking off on Argie Avenue #ls4 #leeds

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It’s a shame Vangelis and Jean-Michel Jarre never got to have a massive ruck. Like full on Madison Square Gardens, two synth warriors go in, only one comes out sort of affair.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Angry hoovering is a very distinct sound, isn’t it?

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

3K AND IT’S OVER FOR FARAGE. TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR ENEMIES.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

This timeline’s so batshit that I wouldn’t bat an eyelid if it turned out Anthony Kiedis is running in the Clacton byelection

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Anthony Kiedis Running - Red Hot Chili Peppers

ALT: Anthony Kiedis Running - Red Hot Chili Peppers

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Buggered this into existence earlier. Herring gull in 1940 Temperate and Land camo scheme.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

HAS BOSS MAN GONE UNDER is the question on the lips of absolutely no-one in LS4

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Something acutely modern happened to me today. When my daughter was little, we used to go to this play area in the Royal Armouries that not a lot of people knew about. I mentioned this a few times on the Leeds subreddit, blithely assuming it was still there, which apparently it no longer is.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Feels like CENTCOM are very much in their Look Busy era in Iran right now.

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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Used to be a big deal, getting a new PM and that. Feels like just a Monday now.

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