johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 22hI'm really gonna need my family to complete this sentence for me today: "Good thing all these dirty dishes are tumbled into the sink instead of the counter or dishwasher because ____________" because I can't think of a single thing that makes sense there 000
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh shitx2! our friend Mr. Al Go Rhythm has blessed me again this morning! open.spotify.com/track/75aFB8...open.spotify.comPARANOIAMalcriada · TEORÍA DE CONSPIRACIÓN · Song · 2026 001
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh shit!! I didn't know I needed some Kirk Franklin w Glorilla open.spotify.com/track/3eh1p3...open.spotify.comThis Time (with GloRilla)Kirk Franklin, GloRilla · This Time · Song · 2026 010
Reposted by johnny5iveAmie Rivers @amierivers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026From Escucha Mi Voz / Iowa City Catholic Worker: After more than 20 years in this country, ICE detained Fatou Traore on her way to work in Iowa City. Now she faces deportation to a country she has never visited. 📅 Wednesday, Sept. 30 • 5 PM 📍 Ped Mall Fountain Stage, downtown Iowa City 164
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 17/09/2026They're so close too... Like, men are dangerous! Therefore... WE ARE GOING TO ERADICATE TRANS WOMEN!!! Uggghhh I'm fucking enraged this morning I hate these fucking losers so much 😡 000
Reposted by johnny5iveDan Friedman @dfriedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“There’s no other nation, only Somali people in Guantanamo Bay, in the prison,” he told me. “And when we ask them why we are here, they tell us…Washington…ordered to keep Somali people in the Guantanamo Bay.” www.motherjones.com/politics/202...motherjones.comThe Trump administration is imprisoning Somali immigrants in Gitmo“Nobody tell us that we’re going to Guantanamo Bay.” 15675415
Reposted by johnny5iveBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026That's gonna be an lol from me dawg. 1475535579
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Me telling @robsandia.bsky.social that there's no "T" in Sand and that he needs to defend trans kids with his full chest 020
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026@robsandia.bsky.social is the kinda fucking loser that hosts Punk Nite and makes a playlist full of shitty 90s country and then says stupid ass shit like "maybe country *is* punk" True story. 010
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Rob Sand is a fucking loser. Rob Sand doesn't have cool friends that's why trans issues aren't important to him. He doesn't have cool friends because he's a fucking loser. 041
Reposted by johnny5iveTamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at. 6072192561
Reposted by johnny5iveJenn Budd @jennbudd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Jeffries outlines the Democrats’ platform and does not mention immigration/ICE. Like I said, dems helped build ICE and they secretly love it. www.c-span.org/program/news...c-span.org 0153
Reposted by johnny5ivevictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Now that I have an old Jeep and care about gas prices I expect an NYT reporter to interview me for my thoughts on medical care for transgender prisoners, since I am part of Real America 17145082
Reposted by johnny5ivevictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections 555443945
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Counterpoint: "build my house on it that's an ass-tate, roll my weed on it that's an ass-tray" 032
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I swear these days I can't listen to @npr.org for more than a few minutes before turning it off in anger. Just constant AI glazing, Nancy-ass bitching about ebikes, and whitewashing of actual fucking Nazis. Can we please just give them their goddamn government money back?? 010
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My 17yr old constantly simply says "Cardi" when he means Playboi Carti and says I'm crazy to think of B. He's wrong right?? 010
Reposted by johnny5iveDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I dug up the full episode of the Duffy podcast from 2024. He connects Sydney Sweeney’s “assets” to climate change. 1523032
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Really cool and surprising that this great book of poetry I randomly picked up has cover art by @catrocketship.bsky.social 020
Reposted by johnny5iveCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/08/2026This narrow-shouldered flat-ass herb with the serial killer scowl does not have Kennedy-esque looks. Can we please fucking stop. 6634926
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Really can't wait to vote for Rob Sand wearing my FUCK ROB SAND shirt 010
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I love how E-40 keeps putting out quadruple albums that all slap and sound like he's just having fun with his rapper friends 010
Reposted by johnny5iveProPublica @propublica.org · 23/08/2026Stephen Miller said a Chicago apartment building raided by immigration agents was “filled with terrorists.” So why is it that not a single person arrested that night was charged with a crime? 🎧 This is the real story behind the midnight raid. Listen on “Paper Trail”:propublica.orgThe True Story of Why Immigration Agents Raided a Chicago Apartment BuildingTrump officials claimed they successfully arrested members of Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua in a dramatic midnight raid. We uncovered a very different story. 10525761222
Reposted by johnny5iveRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE 343148223449
Reposted by johnny5iveAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026We are unquestionably sending people to their deaths, all because the President and his appointees are making policy based on pure racism and bigotry. 291301529
Reposted by johnny5iveSarah Jackson @sarahijackson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Reports of the death of short SFF are greatly exaggerated. Take your pick from @sffmagazines.bsky.social www.trollbreath.com/sff-magazine...trollbreath.comSpeculative Fiction Magazine Subscription Database - Jeff ReynoldsListing of Genre Magazines with links to Subscription pages 02811
Reposted by johnny5ive404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.404media.coWe Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training FacilityWe placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. 8569262
Reposted by johnny5iveJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 16/08/2026Just reached 380k followers on Bluesky. Thank you so much for making me part of your travels in the sky! It's lovely to be here with you. To celebrate, I've made donations to the National Immigration Law Center (@nilc.org) and Ohio's Immigrant & Refugee Law Center (www.irlawcenter.org). Onward! 16144244
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 12/08/2026But I already have a religion. I worship goddess and she allows me to live. For now. 010
Reposted by johnny5iveCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026remarkable that the United States has made it official policy to only accept white refugees and people still think it's up for debate whether or not they're white nationalists 10763741705
Reposted by johnny5iveWes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026As a terminally online person i can say with all sincerity, i have no freaking clue who Hassan Piker is. I don’t even know if people like me are supposed to like or hate him. 13713
Reposted by johnny5iveDr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026"But there is no honour for the humanities in regaining their standing through the attention of AI companies, if they engage only on the technology industry’s terms. In that case, they will have become important in exactly the wrong way." www.ft.com/content/bdb3...ft.comWhy this philosopher turned down AnthropicThe AI industry is courting the humanities — but it is asking the wrong questions 4472150
Reposted by johnny5iveKyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Judge Wise finds that ICE coerced a 20-year-old Tongan man — admitted legally to the country three years ago — to sign a document accepting deportation, despite no criminal record or immigration proceedings against him. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... 7239921731
Reposted by johnny5iveCat Rocketship @catrocketship.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Small buttons. Big feelings. New and restocked designs are up on Etsy. www.etsy.com/shop/CatRock... 032
Reposted by johnny5iveMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i think the party of sick freaks who want to inspect kid's private parts should be branded as such 9844811185
Reposted by johnny5iveT. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 03/08/2026If you're an adult spending your day thinking about a minor's "reproductive anatomy," you should be summarily guillotined without due process. 212616
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Great now I'm mad that I have to know who Sophie Cunningham is AND that she's a dumb bitch 000
Reposted by johnny5iveKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Approximately 1 out of 3 women will experience sexual and/or physical abuse in their lifetime and you still have men claiming that allegations must be false because there are too many of them. It’s actually the opposite. The vast majority allegations will never become public 6845121042
Reposted by johnny5iveAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Imagine if you mailed the IRS a check to pay your taxes, but they left their mail unopened for years and then arrested you for failure to pay taxes. That’s effectively what ICE is doing to increasing numbers of people now; people out of status only because of GOVERNMENT delay. 191376473
Reposted by johnny5iveUnited Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Read the full article at: www.latimes.com/california/s... 04813
Reposted by johnny5iveRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Here are my tax dollars being spent to dress you guys like you’re about to go to war. 3932040916
Reposted by johnny5iveGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 27/07/2026People who are suddenly deported to countries they haven’t been to for years — or, in some cases, have NEVER been to — are incredibly vulnerable. We are going to be reading stories like this for years. God have mercy on their three little girls. 829401162
Reposted by johnny5iveDexter Merschbrock @dexterm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Kids in Iowa under Rob Sand: ✅Allowed to live in poverty ✅Allowed contract measles and other preventable diseases ✅Allowed to drink cancer causing water ❌Banned from the internet 011
Reposted by johnny5iveLaura Belin @laurarbelin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026A bad look for Zach Nunn #IA03. By the way he was with a reporter, not with a constituent. 67531
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My Goddess is all powerful, all vain, incredibly fickle, easily bored, and the most beautiful and most spiteful being in the entire universe. I ♥️ that mean bitch with all my being #haileris 000