johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 15hProbably a coincidence but I just finally bypassed the robot ivr but shouting "shut up Clanker" 010
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm really gonna need my family to complete this sentence for me today: "Good thing all these dirty dishes are tumbled into the sink instead of the counter or dishwasher because ____________" because I can't think of a single thing that makes sense there 000
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This one always annoys me, no one at all comes into the world alone. In fact most of us come into this world surrounded by loving caring people. It's right up there with the "living is actually dying" nonsense. Like, that is literally living, that's why we have the word. Anyways, good day to you! 010
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh shitx2! our friend Mr. Al Go Rhythm has blessed me again this morning! open.spotify.com/track/75aFB8...open.spotify.comPARANOIAMalcriada · TEORÍA DE CONSPIRACIÓN · Song · 2026 001
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh shit!! I didn't know I needed some Kirk Franklin w Glorilla open.spotify.com/track/3eh1p3...open.spotify.comThis Time (with GloRilla)Kirk Franklin, GloRilla · This Time · Song · 2026 020
Reposted by johnny5iveAmie Rivers @amierivers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026From Escucha Mi Voz / Iowa City Catholic Worker: After more than 20 years in this country, ICE detained Fatou Traore on her way to work in Iowa City. Now she faces deportation to a country she has never visited. 📅 Wednesday, Sept. 30 • 5 PM 📍 Ped Mall Fountain Stage, downtown Iowa City 174
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Also reddit encourages you to spam. Submit a post and it'll suggest totally unrelated places to post it, already filled out and everything. 011
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Look maybe you're not but I'm proud to live in a city where what would take 45 mins to walk can instead be an hour long bus sojourn 000
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 17/09/2026They're so close too... Like, men are dangerous! Therefore... WE ARE GOING TO ERADICATE TRANS WOMEN!!! Uggghhh I'm fucking enraged this morning I hate these fucking losers so much 😡 000
Reposted by johnny5iveDan Friedman @dfriedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“There’s no other nation, only Somali people in Guantanamo Bay, in the prison,” he told me. “And when we ask them why we are here, they tell us…Washington…ordered to keep Somali people in the Guantanamo Bay.” www.motherjones.com/politics/202...motherjones.comThe Trump administration is imprisoning Somali immigrants in Gitmo“Nobody tell us that we’re going to Guantanamo Bay.” 15676415
Reposted by johnny5iveBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026That's gonna be an lol from me dawg. 1475532579
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Me telling @robsandia.bsky.social that there's no "T" in Sand and that he needs to defend trans kids with his full chest 020
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026@robsandia.bsky.social is the kinda fucking loser that hosts Punk Nite and makes a playlist full of shitty 90s country and then says stupid ass shit like "maybe country *is* punk" True story. 010
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Rob Sand is a fucking loser. Rob Sand doesn't have cool friends that's why trans issues aren't important to him. He doesn't have cool friends because he's a fucking loser. 041
Reposted by johnny5iveTamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at. 6072212562
Reposted by johnny5iveJenn Budd @jennbudd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Jeffries outlines the Democrats’ platform and does not mention immigration/ICE. Like I said, dems helped build ICE and they secretly love it. www.c-span.org/program/news...c-span.org 0153
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 13/09/2026And my neighbors want someone who will vigorously stand up for the rights of all and not fall over themselves to let everyone know how much they agree with nazis but I guess we got you 011
Reposted by johnny5ivevictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Now that I have an old Jeep and care about gas prices I expect an NYT reporter to interview me for my thoughts on medical care for transgender prisoners, since I am part of Real America 17145182
Reposted by johnny5ivevictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections 555445945
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Damnit I just blocked this crap over at the old folks site 010
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I don't know but those clubs are crazy. At least the ones my wife was in were just a bunch of fb moms sending candy and mass market paperbacks to each other while whoever organized it (presumably) gets paid through affiliate links. And maybe authors paying to be featured? 000
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Counterpoint: "build my house on it that's an ass-tate, roll my weed on it that's an ass-tray" 032
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I swear these days I can't listen to @npr.org for more than a few minutes before turning it off in anger. Just constant AI glazing, Nancy-ass bitching about ebikes, and whitewashing of actual fucking Nazis. Can we please just give them their goddamn government money back?? 010
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My 17yr old constantly simply says "Cardi" when he means Playboi Carti and says I'm crazy to think of B. He's wrong right?? 010
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I'm gonna charitymax here and say it's because it's hard to fight for trans rights in prison 010
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026And if that doesn't work remind everyone that weed is a fucking felony in Texas 140
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Oh thanks friend. Thanks for reminding me that this is my "vote blue no matter if Nazi too" candidate. Adding dairy free oat milk liqueur to the liberal tears already salting up my coffee now. 010
Reposted by johnny5iveDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I dug up the full episode of the Duffy podcast from 2024. He connects Sydney Sweeney’s “assets” to climate change. 1523032
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Really cool and surprising that this great book of poetry I randomly picked up has cover art by @catrocketship.bsky.social 020
Reposted by johnny5iveCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/08/2026This narrow-shouldered flat-ass herb with the serial killer scowl does not have Kennedy-esque looks. Can we please fucking stop. 6634926
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Really can't wait to vote for Rob Sand wearing my FUCK ROB SAND shirt 010
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I love how E-40 keeps putting out quadruple albums that all slap and sound like he's just having fun with his rapper friends 010
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Better start cleaning house now then ass doctors are surprisingly persnickety about that stuff 110
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Live every day of the next 9yrs to the fullest knowing that at the end the ass camera awaits.. 110
Reposted by johnny5iveProPublica @propublica.org · 23/08/2026Stephen Miller said a Chicago apartment building raided by immigration agents was “filled with terrorists.” So why is it that not a single person arrested that night was charged with a crime? 🎧 This is the real story behind the midnight raid. Listen on “Paper Trail”:propublica.orgThe True Story of Why Immigration Agents Raided a Chicago Apartment BuildingTrump officials claimed they successfully arrested members of Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua in a dramatic midnight raid. We uncovered a very different story. 10525771222
Reposted by johnny5iveRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE 343148183447
Reposted by johnny5iveAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026We are unquestionably sending people to their deaths, all because the President and his appointees are making policy based on pure racism and bigotry. 291301529
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Life is the most purposeful thing there is what are you talking about?? 100
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Yeah maybe you'll show up for me a straight white guy but I'd rather you showed up for those that actually need it like Iowa's trans community 010
Reposted by johnny5iveSarah Jackson @sarahijackson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Reports of the death of short SFF are greatly exaggerated. Take your pick from @sffmagazines.bsky.social www.trollbreath.com/sff-magazine...trollbreath.comSpeculative Fiction Magazine Subscription Database - Jeff ReynoldsListing of Genre Magazines with links to Subscription pages 02811
Reposted by johnny5ive404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.404media.coWe Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training FacilityWe placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. 8569262
Reposted by johnny5iveJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 16/08/2026Just reached 380k followers on Bluesky. Thank you so much for making me part of your travels in the sky! It's lovely to be here with you. To celebrate, I've made donations to the National Immigration Law Center (@nilc.org) and Ohio's Immigrant & Refugee Law Center (www.irlawcenter.org). Onward! 16144244
johnny5ive @johnny5ive.bsky.social · 12/08/2026But I already have a religion. I worship goddess and she allows me to live. For now. 010
Reposted by johnny5iveCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026remarkable that the United States has made it official policy to only accept white refugees and people still think it's up for debate whether or not they're white nationalists 10763741705