Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 3hI love that I went to tag @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online on this only to find she'd already liked it. The brand is strong. 000
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 3hThat play never had a chance. It's like they called it on fourth and 10 and then never adjusted for the fact that it was fourth and 20  100
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsTom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 5hNobody find this guy. Don't make us learn another thing about him. No podcast appearances, no visits to Good Day Philadelphia. Just let this bloated drunk struggling to spit out "unstmost" be a beautiful uncomplicated thing, thank you 38312
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 6hDamn, hit ‘em with the lookback 181481219
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsNoah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 6hThought about it over dinner and I think the way to get this Eagles season back on track is for Sirianni to have some really humiliating international incident this week. 3111
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 9hJustin Herbert is an all time "fell in love with the tools" player. He has never been good and it's weird how many people talk about him like he was, is, or will be.  110
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsRich Hofmann @richhofmann.bsky.social · 9hThe Eagles have had 15 offensive possessions in the third quarter this season. 12 of them have featured a three-and-out (one of which was a turnover on downs). 2162
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsJesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 10hYou want to get on Nick, this is the 5th week in a row, after halftime, that the other team made adjustments and they didn't. 44511
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11hstatic.klipy.comJeff Goldblum: Well, There It IsALT: Jeff Goldblum: Well, There It Is 020
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 12hIf the Eagles felt like scoring in the second half today, it would be a big deal #Analysis 020
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 12hMan, when was the last time the D made a play at the end of a half and then they stayed aggressive and went for the TD? The Super Bowl, probably? That's the good shit right there. 000
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12hthe allegation of the podcast episode is "this company is using Tim Tebow's fame, trustworthiness, and virtuous image to sell a scam" and the company's defense is "clearly, this evil podcaster mentioned Tim Tebow, who is famous, trustworthy, and virtuous to draw attention" 826725
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 13hJohnny Mundtstatic.klipy.comChunky on I Think You Should Leave Game ShowALT: Chunky on I Think You Should Leave Game Show 010
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 13hNice job by Ken Paxton running an ad during Eagles Rams. Good value. 010
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 13hEagles keep calling plays like they're a speed team but everything they do is slow. It's not that I hate the scheme. It's that they're not equipped to do what they're trying to do. It's why they suck at screens, too. 000
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 14hI feel like I say this every week, but Terry Bradshaw never getting better at this despite how many years he's been doing it is truly remarkable 020
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatstrinity ⭐️⚓️ @meleesadposts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026listening to daft punk 06510
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsHourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 03/10/2026 0222
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Disappointingly Accelerating Rapidly Toward the bottom #SyracuseFootball 011
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Forget not showering. If Syracuse loses this game, Fran Brown should stay in Connecticut 042
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A serial killer being on the loose but all of it being kept in the background is one of the things that makes this movie so great 020
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsPicard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Picard management tip: Don't just be yourself. Be the best version of yourself. Recall who you were on your best day. Be that person again. 314421
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that. 1043770588
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatsone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ManningCast but it’s Tony Romo and Mark Sanchez facetiming each other while driving a Volvo six beers deep 2444
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Time for...Dave Dombrowski to concede his collection of well-paid stars isn’t getting it done. Time for him to take dramatic steps to overhaul his roster. How, you ask? Not sure. But Dombrowski, too, is well-paid. And it’s his job to figure it out." 021
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsUrvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which. 142520874
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026actually this was unintentionally cutting analysis from the broadcast crew It's plainly true that many Browns fans were excited for Deshaun Watson when they thought he would be good, started booing him when he was terrible, and are now back to cheering for him again 81639
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026we're 4 weeks into the season at this point. has any broadcaster done the bare minimum of saying "Watson was accused of sexual assault by 20+ women" instead of merely saying he was dealing with some sort of indeterminate "issues" 961989
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Didn’t get enough sleep last night for some reason. 244524
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsHourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 02/10/2026 0346
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsNick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 02/10/20263 postseason wins since 2023 5315
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatsrivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Truly gross stuff. 1277297
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatsone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Honestly, the worst thing I can say about this Phillies team is that they were kind of boring. They won games they were supposed to win, lost games you knew they'd lose, and now their season is ending basically the exact way you could have predicted in April. 612012
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsAngie @rhosetintedcheeks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We've hit Alec Bohm cleanup in 3 straight playoffs. Real teams don't do that. 1163
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular. 2246629686
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A lot of people need to lose their jobs besides Don Mattingly but one of them should be Kevin Long  120
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sophie Cunningham is -13 in 12 minutes. Please remember that when she is released at the end of the year and claims it was for her political views. 161034146
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatsdelco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Putting all emotional investment in the 41 year old Polymarket spokesman who keeps saying he would have joined the Knicks but they won and it would look bad 0123
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatsone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You know, in retrospect, that fluky 2022 Pennant really convinced us this this Phillies team was a lot more than it ever actually was. 7675
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Votto dropping, "I don't see the Braves scoring the rest of the way" right before that homer is really great stuff 000
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsNoah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The reason to go Wheeler instead of Nola, ex ante, was because the latter constantly does something like what he just did and the former is an ace and a bulldog who is the emotional leader of the pitching staff. 1112
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you were gonna do this, Stubbs should've caught him. *Bill Rawls voice: And the sonofabitch saying this? He hates Stubbs' guts. 010
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you were just thinking about this objectively and outside of the fog of a playoff series and the question was, "Who do you want on the mound with your season on the line?" the idea of picking Nola over Wheeler was always insane 010
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatsdelco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Nola Amazon workers 🤝 No strikes 1297
Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026These asshole are just gonna keep doing that chant in primetime, huh? 020
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"It's mind-boggling" is actually fully delusional. 2061390
