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Johnny Two Hats

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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 4h
i am not sure the phillies play the same sport as these guys
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xantar.bsky.social @xantar.bsky.social · 4h
It's very hard to watch a game like Bills Rams and not want to put Nick Sirianni in jail
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 5h
Bump
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Kÿle @kbeatt.com · 5h
Watching these 4 teams play baseball tells me the Phillies are a lot more behind than I thought
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 12h
Since this news source no longer acts like one—never gives source info, dates, etc on its posts, and just posts free-floating clickbait and ragebait—I really wish folks would stop sharing it.
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Zelensky on bombing the Russian data centers: "It's pretty clear where the bots were coming from." (Attached video of Zelenskyy speaking)
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 13h
whenever trump's DOJ has to go in front of a judge to get yelled at, every lawyer on here is like "omg i've NEVER seen a judge this mad, if a judge yelled at me like this i'd immediately commit seppeku," and then at the end of the hearing the judge is like "ok no sanctions just don't do it again"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's not even the ethics of it. My career, my hobbies, my free time, hell, my whole life took off once I fully left Twitter. It is a place to go if you want to be stuck in a neverending race war feedback loop. Like not using ChatGPT, not using Twitter is a superpower. Remain employable; stay off it.
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dalton-esque Tua performance
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey Jane, get me off this crazy thing...called glove
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Elliott made a point to say he just kicked it where he was told, too. Noticeable shift from a team that has pretty much always spoken up for Nick in the past.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
what the dog sees when we're playing fetch
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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Giants and Commanders both played like teams that were trying to lose and they both fucked up at that
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
couldn't even get the headset slam right
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Disband the NFC East
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Foreshadowing the current media environment
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hurts and Jake both throwing Nick directly under the bus after the game
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seriously. We should be so lucky. 
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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Team Where This Regularly Happens
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!
ALT: Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
At least Kotite had the rain to blame for him blowing a situational play call. What's Nick's excuse?
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Small Dick Nick
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Brent Cohen @brentcohen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The TO and several seconds difference make them extremely NOT similar situations. Not at all. The fact that Sirianni didn’t realize that is exactly why he’s bad at his job.
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I feel like jumping on a hard count on this 4th down feels too obvious, right?
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This has been true for years. When it goes wrong, he can't fix it. It's why he should've been out of here a long time ago even when you account for his success. 
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The thing is, they did this shit when they were healthy, too
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's tough to say it's a crazy play when it happens to you every week. It's tough to blame the injuries when it happens every game regardless of who is in there. 
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Look, however this turns out, can we agree that this has basically been every Eagles game since they won the Super Bowl and it's not fun to watch? At this point I will take anything different. It's a tired game script. 
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Try a QB run. Just for fun. Just to see what happens.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Jags redzone offense appears to be run by a trump appointee
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That screen by the Eagles had no chance to be successful no matter what happened 
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I find what the Ad Council is doing to be quietly incredibly subversive and I'm not sure I've seen anyone write that story yet
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Al Pacino Al Pacino Any Given Sunday
ALT: Al Pacino Al Pacino Any Given Sunday
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
These refs are atrocious
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"The London Jags: So Fetch!" - Roger Goodell
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stop trying to make London Jags happen. It's not going to happen.
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Get ready to learn Syracuse, buddies
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Jeffrey Wuhl @jeffreywuhl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Eagles run SO many plays that have absolutely no chance even if they’re executed correctly
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nolan Smith blatantly getting held there
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Came here to say this. They keep trying to make Jacksonville in London a thing because Jacksonville in Jacksonville has never really caught on
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Had a friend who loved this one but can't remember if it's any good. But this fight would last like 5 seconds, right?
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regina @cookiesecrets.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Whatever Nick Sirianni tells the offense at halftime each week, has he considered just saying the opposite?
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The league wants "Jags are London's team" to be a thing so badly and the refs are doing everything they can
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Absolutely ridiculous officiating all half, but especially there at the end. And it costs the Eagles Hunt
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's a fumble recovered by Mitchell. What on earth
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 11/10/2026
It. Is. A. Sunday. I. Will. Sue. Microsoft. For. Putting. A. Teams. Message. Ding. In. Their. Ad. Fuckkkkkkkkk offfffffffffffff
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What do we know about Carson Steele's dumptruck situation?
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MNF plays it every week going into the 4th quarter though. Which I think is them trying to be clever, like it bookends the "In The Air Tonight" opening? I don't know.
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Johnny Two Hats @johnny2hats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What is the NFL broadcast obsession with Take Me Home by Phil Collins?
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