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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
That’s what I’m talking about Wordle 1,417 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
The process of selecting a new pope
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
You know MAGA is a deranged cult when they call the orange felon’s every catastrophic failure a strategic move or an act of genius. They twist themselves to make a trashy idiotic criminal dictator feel like he’s important.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
On Tuesday we rocked up in Chicago. And with half a day to spare, I was determined to do one thing: see this painting.
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Liberal Democrats @libdems.org.uk · 08/04/2025
Both Conservative and Labour MPs should commit now to voting down any Trump deal that sells out British farmers and their high food standards or waters down our online safety rules.
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
In this modern age, I think there's a new thing to curate and, hopefully, be proud of: a good algorithm: www.thetimes.com/article/bd3c...
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I have 800,000 followers on X yet many of them loathe me
Most of social media is now mad. They spend a lot of their time saying your face is fat or they wish you were dead. But my algorithm is perfectly sculpted
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I can draw one of these for you if you like. www.worldofmoose.com/products/mis...
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Mist Cartoon
Original cartoon by Moose Allain from world of moose
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Lee Healey ✍🏻 @leehealey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
👍 www.thecartoonist.co.uk
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The Cartoonist
Online portfolio of UK freelance cartoonist Lee Healey. Cartoons, comic strips, caricatures, and illustrations.
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London Mum @londonmum.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Can u imagine this amount of coverage about the economic costs of Brexit? Sigh.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/04/2025
Guess where they got their weird trade deficit math from?
A tweet by "rohit" discusses the application of AI in geopolitics, specifically focusing on tariffs, and includes a table comparing tariff rates between China and the US.
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Jon Quine @jonquine.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
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Alarm over deep cuts to regional NHS boards | Letter
Letter: A reader who works for an integrated care board says there is no clear vision for the health service and proposed cuts of 50% mean patient care will suffer
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MrsBlocking 🇸🇪 🇫🇮 🇪🇺 🖇️📎💚💙 ❌👑 NO DM:s!! No 0-post accounts! @mrsblocking.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 28/03/2025
“My word, Walter! … Sounded like a good-size bird just hit the window.”
“My word, Walter! … Sounded like a good-size bird just hit
the window.”
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Loving this
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Those who don’t pay up will sleep with the fishes
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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a cartoon character wearing a helmet and a blue uniform is walking out of a doorway
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sharonfrylv.bsky.social @sharonfrylv.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
bsky.app/profile/geor...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
chef’s kiss 💋 perfection
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I’m so incredibly proud of my son James. He loves performing arts, LFC, and pranking me. He’s also got Down’s Syndrome, it means a few extra challenges but he rises to every single one. Today is World Down’s Syndrome day, we celebrate with odd socks. Love you buddy #wdsd #lotsofsocks #downsyndrome
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I did the maths and everything is totally fucked.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/03/2025
Animal horoscopes
Animal horoscopes
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Leigh Jones @leighsus.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
This morning Ben Houchen has announced a "£12.5m investment" into Teesside Airport. Except he hasn't.
A Facebook post by Ben Houchen. The caption reads: £12.5million Investment in Airport Businesses ✈️
Next week, Cabinet will be asked to approve a £12.5million investment to help support some fantastic businesses based at our airport, expand, grow and create new local jobs. 💷
Companies like Draken, Airbourne Colours and Willis are already thriving here, winning new major contracts, creating skilled jobs and proving our airport is the perfect place to do business. 
This new funding will help these businesses build on that success, attracting even more opportunities to our region. 🚀
This is exactly why we took back control of the airport - to deliver real investment, real jobs, and real opportunities for local people in Teesside, Darlington and Hartlepool.
This will hopefully be great news for our region! Watch this space for updates. 👇
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Ze brown sauce
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bleddwgan🦑 @radekllundain.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Nominative determinism
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I googled this to make a joke about how she should compare notes with this other person, and folks,
Google search for “columnist gave money away box” revealing that Charlotte Cowles is the same woman who gave $50,000 away in a box
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
🙌
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I like this Alex Norris comic
Alex Norris comic
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
By definition there is no such thing as a US champagne business
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Excellent from the @thedailyshow.com
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 13/03/2025
I'm sorry but the response from the *Australian Prime Minister* is the most Australian thing I've ever come across www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
“But I swear it was in self defence”
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
@mrjamesob.bsky.social surely a NEIGH Liota
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Josh Self @josh.politics.co.uk · 11/03/2025
Keir Starmer is not for turning. Some thoughts on the PM's mission to 'rewire the state': www.politics.co.uk/politicslunc...
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Keir Starmer’s mission to ‘rewire the state’ will test the limits of Labour - Politics.co.uk
The prime minister addressed a meeting of the Parliamentary Labour Party (PLP) yesterday evening with a clear message for his natural allies and awkward squad critics alike. First came his broader, mo...
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Armchair critics If you like my cartoons I can draw one for you for a very reasonable fee. They're not prints, I draw each one to order. Which is nice. www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
Cartoon: two men standing looking at an armchair. One is saying "Rubbish!". Caption: Armchair Critics
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Not only is this crass, it is highly significant. Radosław Sikorski is perhaps the most Atlanticist major politician in Europe. And this is how he is now being publicly treated by US/Musk. They do not want us to be their friends, they do not want us to be their allies.
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Nobody has been tougher on Fred West than Rosemary West. NOBODY ...
Donald Trump Truth Social post. 'Nobody has been tougher on Russia than Donald Trump - NOBODY ...
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
My Brothers? Chemical 💊
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Phyllis Glassup @phyllisglassup.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
#ASongOrMovieForCereals A Spoonful of Sugarpuffs
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Andrew Learmonth @andrewlearmonth.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Richard Tice came to Glasgow today to reveal Reform UK’s latest defectors. It did not go well. Got stuck when the Daily Mail’s Tom Gordon asked him for their names.
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Science fiction
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Whoops. Sorry
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Channing Walton @channingwalton.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
We should just invent The Great Prize of All Time, and give it to Trump on a monthly basis. Give the orange toddler a little sticker.
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Good morning all! 🇺🇦 Please share everywhere. 🙏🏻
Emergency demonstration at US embassy. Wed 5 March - 5:30pm
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Sometimes it’s the people you most expect
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