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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
That’s what I’m talking about Wordle 1,417 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
The process of selecting a new pope
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
open.spotify.com/track/4u7Ene...
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Bohemian Rhapsody - Remastered 2011
Queen · A Night At The Opera (2011 Remaster) · Song · 1975
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Yes and…
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
The word relatively is doing the heavy lifting here
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
You know MAGA is a deranged cult when they call the orange felon’s every catastrophic failure a strategic move or an act of genius. They twist themselves to make a trashy idiotic criminal dictator feel like he’s important.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
On Tuesday we rocked up in Chicago. And with half a day to spare, I was determined to do one thing: see this painting.
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Liberal Democrats @libdems.org.uk · 08/04/2025
Both Conservative and Labour MPs should commit now to voting down any Trump deal that sells out British farmers and their high food standards or waters down our online safety rules.
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
In this modern age, I think there's a new thing to curate and, hopefully, be proud of: a good algorithm: www.thetimes.com/article/bd3c...
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I have 800,000 followers on X yet many of them loathe me
Most of social media is now mad. They spend a lot of their time saying your face is fat or they wish you were dead. But my algorithm is perfectly sculpted
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I can draw one of these for you if you like. www.worldofmoose.com/products/mis...
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Mist Cartoon
Original cartoon by Moose Allain from world of moose
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Shouting TRIFLE at his wife
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Lee Healey ✍🏻 @leehealey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
👍 www.thecartoonist.co.uk
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The Cartoonist
Online portfolio of UK freelance cartoonist Lee Healey. Cartoons, comic strips, caricatures, and illustrations.
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Still slippery
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London Mum @londonmum.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Can u imagine this amount of coverage about the economic costs of Brexit? Sigh.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/04/2025
Guess where they got their weird trade deficit math from?
A tweet by "rohit" discusses the application of AI in geopolitics, specifically focusing on tariffs, and includes a table comparing tariff rates between China and the US.
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
And with you
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Jon Quine @jonquine.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
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Alarm over deep cuts to regional NHS boards | Letter
Letter: A reader who works for an integrated care board says there is no clear vision for the health service and proposed cuts of 50% mean patient care will suffer
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Wild take. Can’t prove you’re wrong though
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
How soon though?
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
You had me at ‘welcome’
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Buck your ideas up America
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
And yet strump can run for, be elected, and face political, societal and media immunity as, leader of the United States……. Batshit #disunitedstates
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Banging
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Just have a lie-in and fucking relax
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I mean surely this is Private Eye?
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MrsBlocking 🇸🇪 🇫🇮 🇪🇺 🖇️📎💚💙 ❌👑 NO DM:s!! No 0-post accounts! @mrsblocking.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Smear an avocado on my lower portions
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 28/03/2025
“My word, Walter! … Sounded like a good-size bird just hit the window.”
“My word, Walter! … Sounded like a good-size bird just hit
the window.”
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Loving this
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Those who don’t pay up will sleep with the fishes
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I’m Brian and so’s my wife
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Okaaaaaaay
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
#thicktrunktuesday Trent Park, Cockfosters, London
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
And that’s what it is: an opinion. There’s as many opinions as there are humans and so neither yours nor mine is less or more important than anyone else’s. Just so happens you speak truth to power and inspire others…… so be kind to yourself.
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sharonfrylv.bsky.social @sharonfrylv.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
bsky.app/profile/geor...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
chef’s kiss 💋 perfection
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
What is it?
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I’m so incredibly proud of my son James. He loves performing arts, LFC, and pranking me. He’s also got Down’s Syndrome, it means a few extra challenges but he rises to every single one. Today is World Down’s Syndrome day, we celebrate with odd socks. Love you buddy #wdsd #lotsofsocks #downsyndrome
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I did the maths and everything is totally fucked.
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Pardon?
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
You schmuck
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/03/2025
Animal horoscopes
Animal horoscopes
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Why would anything pre-2016 be of any significance to this president? He’s a bunion on world history but not to be taken other than at his word
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johno @johnmclachlan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Maybe try a Bit harder next time
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Leigh Jones @leighsus.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
This morning Ben Houchen has announced a "£12.5m investment" into Teesside Airport. Except he hasn't.
A Facebook post by Ben Houchen. The caption reads: £12.5million Investment in Airport Businesses ✈️
Next week, Cabinet will be asked to approve a £12.5million investment to help support some fantastic businesses based at our airport, expand, grow and create new local jobs. 💷
Companies like Draken, Airbourne Colours and Willis are already thriving here, winning new major contracts, creating skilled jobs and proving our airport is the perfect place to do business. 
This new funding will help these businesses build on that success, attracting even more opportunities to our region. 🚀
This is exactly why we took back control of the airport - to deliver real investment, real jobs, and real opportunities for local people in Teesside, Darlington and Hartlepool.
This will hopefully be great news for our region! Watch this space for updates. 👇
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