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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Behind the scenes.
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
loveee when a smorgasbord is veritable
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lighthouses should be made illegal. those poor rocks cannot be expected to subsist on litter and debris. they need full meals
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
NOW
THAT'S WHAT I CALL
ABSOLUTE CHIMNEYS
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
it’s gameday
A liquor store LED board that reads “IT’S ALWAYS 5’CLOCK”
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johnly231.bsky.social @johnly231.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@sickosfc.bsky.social YES!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You know who else wasn’t fully healthy while carrying a heavy load to Cleveland?
The Edmund Fitzgerald
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Time once again for one of the canonical soccer Twitter post
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johnly231.bsky.social @johnly231.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Candide next?
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m wheezing smittenkitchen.com/2026/07/spag...
Spaghetti Aglio e Olio
SERVINGS: THIS IS A PRIVATE MATTER 
TIME: 20 MINUTES
SOURCE: SMITTEN KITCHEN
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johnly231.bsky.social @johnly231.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The ideal outcome of this setup is the participant asking why one piñata is shaped like a candy and the other like a spider. To which I reply, "why indeed!?"
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johnly231.bsky.social @johnly231.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I suppose that could work if the piñata has to be indoors...
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johnly231.bsky.social @johnly231.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Oh, has Mexico already figured this out?
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johnly231.bsky.social @johnly231.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yeah, I'm looking for something smaller and less expensive
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johnly231.bsky.social @johnly231.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Pretty much! Maybe the stick should be bigger?
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johnly231.bsky.social @johnly231.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I took the time to create a rough sketch of the concept
A roughly drawn plan for a piñata filled with spiders. Certain details of the plan have not been solidified.
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johnly231.bsky.social @johnly231.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I periodically search "bulk live spiders" for this piñata idea I have, and I have yet to find any helpful results
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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johnly231.bsky.social @johnly231.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you don't already know, just make sure you avoid looking up HOW he measured the blood pressure in horses...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the InfoWars Elf should be left up to the states to decide
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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johnly231.bsky.social @johnly231.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In memory of Kevin Keegan, Newcastle United
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it
Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the spanish national team.
Photograph: Javier García/Shutterstock
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
*Squints*
Iowa 6-4 Penn State
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World Cup Scorigami @worldcupscorigami.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🚨 WORLD CUP SCORIGAMI 🚨 FINAL: France 🇫🇷 (4), England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (6) 6–4 has NEVER happened in men's World Cup history (1930–present).
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13/07/2026
Haaland learned about the powers of the MACCOON
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johnly231.bsky.social @johnly231.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Actually though
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Dan Burn's Newcastle United Locker Room Dance
ALT: Dan Burn's Newcastle United Locker Room Dance
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johnly231.bsky.social @johnly231.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Punting is winning?
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johnly231.bsky.social @johnly231.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
And he only has nine fingers
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johnly231.bsky.social @johnly231.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Wait... That was identical to Bruno's penalty earlier
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Balogun holding a Reverse UNO card with Pausa De Tarjeta Roja
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/07/2026
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Can’t sleep, went for it @phat7deuce.bsky.social
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"I was so stressed the last 15 minutes even my fake hair was falling out" Landon Donovan
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The Telemundo reaction to Elanga's backheel is what I wanted (r @bighoney69.bsky.social)
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 19/06/2026
Guys, come on now
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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daniel lopez @danananananiel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
México’s goalkeeper reaches to block the ball while the famous Mexican pet duck helps on behalf of all of México
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026
Is it carbon monoxide
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Mia Murphy 🏳️‍⚧️ @miamurphy.com · 09/06/2026
Lansing State Journal editor: "hey did you write that start of summer fluff piece about spiders yet?" LSJ reporter: "sure did, boss, real fuckin' sexy like you asked" editor: "what"
Long legs, big webs. 7 Michigan spiders you can't miss
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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