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John Loeffler

@johnloeffler.bsky.social
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He/Him | Science & technology journalist. Formerly US Computing Editor, TechRadar, bylines at GamesRadar+, Space, LiveScience, Interesting Engineering, and elsewhere

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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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John Loeffler @johnloeffler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lulz
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Why No One Wants to Date Tech Bros
Once seen as nerdy but harmless innovators, men in tech are now widely regarded as red pilled Elon Musk wannabes. It’s made getting laid a whole lot harder.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026
They even made DoorDash apologize.
DoorDash on Instagram: We messed up.
Our mistakes meant some NYC Dashers were underpaid or paid late. That's unacceptable, and we're deeply sorry to the Dashers we let down.
We've reached a settlement with the City of New York, and we will make this right by paying every impacted Dasher the amounts they are owed.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
gizmodo.com
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Virginia Mercury @virginiamercury.com · 04/09/2026
Two families who faced harassment and racially derogatory comments from the owner of a Smith Mountain Lake property where they were camping in 2020 have received $420,000 each in restitution. The property was sold to facilitate the payments. virginiamercury.com/2026/09/04/r...
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Restitution delivered for Virginia families in 6-year housing discrimination case • Virginia Mercury
After a jury sided with the families in their case last year, Smith owed the families nearly $800,000. Smith’s 18-acre waterfront property has since been sold, facilitating the payments.
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John Loeffler @johnloeffler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
NYC is back, baby!
nydailynews.com
Men armed with spiked brass knuckles, box cutter duel inside NYC subway station
The combatants, 21-year-old Broadus Tushawn and 34-year-old Zubiru Ahamma, were arguing inside the W. 96th St. subway station when they drew weapons around 7:38 a.m., police said.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 02/09/2026
With their parents' permission, I interviewed Riley about their self-dubbed "master plan" to prank Harrow, and whether we should, in fact, be more frightened of children. (Riley says yes.)
c-ville.com
Be afraid, be very afraid - C-VILLE Weekly
When we featured local author Alix E. Harrow on our August 19 cover, we never thought it would follow her to her kids’ bus stop. On August 25, Harrow posted on Bluesky: “one thing i didn’t anticipate ...
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thomas @tgracchus1781.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Stalin, FDR, and Churchill with a poorly made speech bubble.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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John Loeffler @johnloeffler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP King
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Tim Curry as Premier Cherdenko - Space!
YouTube video by Athrun Talan
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 21/08/2026
This is the funniest shit. Florida allows religious exemptions for vaccines. Catholic schools in Florida: we require vaccines. Florida's attorney general, who is Catholic, is threatening to pull vouchers if they don't allow for religious exemptions The Bishops: separation of church & state
miamiherald.com
Catholic bishops remind attorney general about separation of church and state
“The government may not decide that Church teaching is insufficiently religious,” wrote the Florida Conference of Catholic Bishops.
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revolver ocelthot @rnaboursiii.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is what datacenters are taking from you
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 15/08/2026
lmao at Iddin-Sin, an ungrateful little shit of yore
Screenshot of a translation of this 4,000 letter, linked within the quote-skeeted article and reading as follows:

"Tell the Lady Zinu: Iddin-Sin sends the following message:
May the gods Samas, Marduk, and Ilabrat keep you forever in
good health for my sake.
From year to year, the clothes of the (young) gentlemen here
become better, but you let my clothes get worse from year to
year. Indeed, you persisted(?) in making my clothes poorer and
more scanty. At a time when in our house wool is used up like
bread, you have made me poor clothes. The son of Adad-iddinam,
whose father is only an assistant of my father, (has) two new sets
of clothes [break] while you fuss even about a single set of clothes
for me. In spite of the fact that you bore me and his mother only
adopted him, his mother loves him, while you, you do not love
me!"

Available at: https://lustria-online.com/threads/letters-from-mesopotamia.21099/
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Chris Sommerfeldt @c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Standing on stage at the New York City Center, Mayor Mamdani announces his admin's opening a lottery for 2,000 free tickets to Broadway shows for local high schoolers. Noting that he's been doing sports game lotteries all summer, he says: "This is justice for theatre kids."
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
millennials: we partied a lot gen z: we partied a little less gen alpha: (piloting a giant mech) war is hell
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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Nobody can see you crying if the room only has a blacklight
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
age 16: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers! age 46: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for a functional search engine or the library or friends
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sarah-rah-rasputin @fannybandit69.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
which one of you FREAKS impregnated Burger King
burger king colour pregnancy tests reading positive with 'we're expecting...' written underneath. the burger king logo in on the top left
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One Perfect Shot @oneperfectshot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
SINNERS (2025, dir. Ryan Coogler) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky 📽️🧛🎸
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The fact that we almost did not get this movie about a little guy taking on a corporation focused only on profit because the studio decided to axe it for short term profit is frankly too much for me right now.
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Oli @oliaworth96.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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John Loeffler @johnloeffler.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This England-France game is wilder than it has any right to be given the lack of stakes.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s Flavor Flav not Flava Flav
If misspelling Flavor Flav was an Olympic sport.
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
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John Loeffler @johnloeffler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Also, pay the USWNT way more. They’re actual winners.
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John Loeffler @johnloeffler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So the USMNT lost, which they should have. They should have benched Balogun after this shit show but they didn’t, and it fucked up the whole vibe of this game.
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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519
Dennis Miller
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Christopher Broker @christopherbroker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This looks like something from out of the movie Donnie Brasco
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This an official Vatican photograph of Leo at Lampedusa, Italy - one of the world’s heaviest migrant sites - where he went this morning to pray for migrants who died at sea. This is after turning down the offer to come to the United States.
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John Loeffler @johnloeffler.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have never wanted to see a team win as much as I want to see Cabo Verde win tonight.
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John Loeffler @johnloeffler.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
That’s for Raygun #WorldCup
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 03/07/2026
The ball did not change spin or direction i hate this so much.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
13yo: ...Yes you've told me about Portgual last game. Me: K. 13yo: I bet you can't make one of your boring stories out of Cro..Crow-at-chia. Me: Son... Let me tell you a little story about the Balkans 13yo: Oh god.
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John Loeffler @johnloeffler.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Croatia just got robbed
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 03/07/2026
Holes xkcd.com/3266/
Comic: Holes. Elevation is to scale relative to sea level and ground level. Land shapes and horizontal distances are not to scale. [Lines for every 1k meters starting from -12k up to +4k: Bingham Canyon Mine (US), Veryovkina Cave (Georgia), MPONENG Gold Mine (South Africa), Sanford Laboratory (US), Giant Crystal Cave (Mexico), Derinkugo Underground City (Turkey), WIPP (US), Restof Salt Mine, with an arrow pointing at the bottom that reads “oops” (US), San Andreas Fault Observatory Borehole (US) CFB North Bay (Canada), Woodingdean Water Well (dug by hand) (United Kingdom), Diefen-Bunker (Canada), Deep Underground Command Center (Canceled in 1965) (US), Lake Peigneu, with another oops arrow next to it (US), Sydney Opera House Parking (Australia), Onkalo Spent Nuclear Fuel Repository (Finland), Hudson River, Delaware Aqueduct (US), Raven Rock (US), Wieliczka and Bochina Salt Mines (Poland), Atchison Storage Facility (US), Snolab (Canada), Detroit Salt Mine (US), Hongyancun Subway Station (China), Nuclear Test Shafts (North Korea), Super Kamiokande Neutrino Detector (Japan), Gran Sasso Laboratory (Italy), Peak above Gran Sasso, Modane Laboratory (France), Peak above Modane Laboratory, Gotthard Tunnel (Switzerland), Peak above Cheyenne Bunker and Gotthard Tunnel, Cheyenne Mountain Bunker (US), Kola Superdeep Borehole (Russia) - deepest artificial point below surface at -11917m, Lake Baikal (Russia), sediments under Lake Baikal, IDDP-2 Borehole (Iceland), Dead Sea (multiple countries), Ryfylke Tunnel (Norway), Pantal Remis Mine with another oops arrow (Malaysia), Great Blue Hole (Belize), Joides Resolution Expedition 307 (Atlantic Ocean), Deepwater Horizon Borehole (Gulf of Mexico) - deepest artificial point below sea level at -11944m, Glomar Challenger Hole 504B (Pacific Ocean), Mohole (Pacific Ocean), Joides Resolution Expedition 329 (Pacific Ocean), Mariana Trench (Pacific Ocean)]
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Mel Brooks is a greater piece of American heritage than the Confederacy.
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Mary Grace @emgeekay.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Remembering Alan Turing during Pride Month. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💗 www.kings.cam.ac.uk/alan-mathiso...
Alan Turing as a young man.
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Harpsibored @harpsibored.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Yum
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/06/2026
SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...
Internal mechanism
The True Source of Value
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Golden Egg factory inside the goose
What you see are the eggs
What produces them is the factory itself
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Egg
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Shareholder Value = 3 eggs
Goose was not valued
Goose value
0?
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Eggs do not lay eggs
3 → 74
Increase = 71
It was the goose that created value
74 - 3 = 71
Goose value
71
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2026
“Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?” said the 55-year-old Knoxville, who was seen in the footage shrugging at the camera before taking a few shaky steps and then losing his balance as the rest of the cast laughed hysterically in the background.
theonion.com
New ‘Jackass' Trailer Shows Aging Johnny Knoxville Trying To Climb Staircase Without Handrail
LOS ANGELES—Enticing fans with the promise of the franchise’s most dangerous stunt yet, a new trailer for Jackass: Best And Last released Wednesday showed an aging Johnny Knoxville trying to climb a s...
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.
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John Loeffler @johnloeffler.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Starship Troopers: Kill Them All Quote
Alt: Starship Troopers: Kill Them All Quote
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