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Leslie Harvey Oswald

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Some sort of goddamn commie dyke <3 she/her

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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the religious right and homeschooling movement gets absolutely obliterated off the face of the earth after the Frank Church-led Special Senate Committee discovers the details about Carrie White’s mother and upbringing
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
in Carrie, do you think newly inaugurated President Gerald Ford would be able to cope with a teenage girl killing some 500 people in a small town in Maine because it turns out ESP is real or do you think Ed Muskie eats his lunch in the following 1976 election?
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
some tabletop settings i'd like to try at some point: * 1970s local tv studio filming its halloween spectacular * 1910s vienna but after an invasion of time-traveling peacekeepers trying to avert ww1 * this abandoned space station is actually inhabited by Norma Desmond * medievalized ohio
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StarBITE 🧛‍♂️🌟 @starite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it’s finally time… for my big 2K ART RAFFLE!! 🎉🎟️ one lucky winner gets an artistic freedom retro illustration by me! how to enter: - follow me if you aren’t already - like & repost this post - optional: post your (sfw) ref below closes monday, september 7! #art #artraffle #artgiveaway
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the break-in at the watergate complex was only one part of a vast history of criminality within the nixon administration and part of the reason nixon kept such damning tapes around instead of burning them is because it had all become so commonplace that it seemed mundane
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"Haven't you heard of the Schmittian friend-enemy distinction!" I cry as my own dodgeball team kicks me out for repeatedly aiming for the opponents' faces and groins.
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
alt-universe president scoop jackson: even as i speak, my energy supply strike force is liberating oil fields around the globe. may our insatiable demand strike fear into the hearts of our enemies. god bless america. god bless the FEA. god bless boeing.
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
president carter in 1979: c-c-come on, everyone. if we all chip in and cut back a little, we can overcome this energy crisis. alt-universe president jerry brown: *smiling* to ensure we all work in the spirit of our comrade ho chi minh, i will be executing one child a day until oil demand declines
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 06/05/2026
i might be interested in columbo
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
trump2 presidency is kind of what would happen if norma desmond got elected president after shooting that guy
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad
screenshot of a variety headline which reads:
Robert Downey Jr. Says It's Absolute Horses— to Declare That Social Media Influencers Are the 'Stars of the Future'
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
feel old yet? would-be assassins are doing the millennial pause before the start of their manifestos
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
If you want to stop seeing Atlantic articles with titles like “Polycules: The Real Fascism?” you should stop reading and sharing them.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
saw someone use grok today to correct the pope
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/04/2026
🚨ERIC ADAMS IS ALBANIAN🚨 albaniandailynews.com/news/former-...
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Former New York Mayor Eric Adams Granted Albanian Citizenship
Former New York City Mayor Eric Adams has been granted Albanian citizenship and issued an Albanian passport.
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Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Dads will literally show 1970s war dramas to their single-digit child and expect them to end up normal.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format
a series of pictures of agent scully from the hit television series "the x-files" wearing glasses. each picture gradually has a slightly more serious expression and more dramatic lighting
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Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I'm yelling one final "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!" 😔
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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Americans have no idea how much the world is shook, folks. Here in Thailand they have a running tally of how many days' worth of fuel the country has left.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 09/03/2026
your average r/stocks poster now has "William T Sherman didn't go far enough" as a baseline, things are going Well for capitalism I see
WTI crude is up 24%
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This is what we get for Abraham Lincoln not letting General Sherman absolutely shitface the entire South. This is what we get for letting Southerners vote in the first place. Get ready folks, the best is yet to come! The dumbest people in the US are the ones with all the voting power, yay!!
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Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
So, we’re doing the 70s again now?
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
asmr soft-spoken personal attention roleplay: george w bush tells you about gog and magog and other biblical prophecies being fulfilled in the middle east
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Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It’s my birthday :)
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/03/2026
i love when people admit that they fell for the most obvious lying and propaganda campaign in history. these people are cattle and proud of it
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
COLUMBO: well, i'll be outta your hair. sorry for bothering you. SUSPECT: it's quite alright detective. COLUMBO: no, im really sorry. i'm just beside myself. SUSPECT: it's fine. it's— COLUMBO: no, no, i fucked up. i ruined everything. just like i always do. everyone hates me, even my fuckin' dog
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Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Gracie Mansion would make a great drag name.
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Once you have used the device you will never want to stop kissing Henry Kissinger with your bare lips
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 23/02/2026
waiting patiently for them to figure out my band has a new song called "a cruel angel's dissertation defense" and call me on the telephone
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 23/02/2026
reminder: no Criterion edition of Armageddon means no Ben Affleck commentary on the Criterion edition of Armageddon, and then where would we be? no world i’d wanna live in, i’ll say that!
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Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
When will the MCU add my favorite character?
An old Marvel comic panel depicting Fiorello La Guardia at a podium with the text: “--THE NEWLY-ELECTED MAYOR OF NEW YORK, FIORELLO LA GUARDIA--“
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
#OnePerfectShot from THE 400 BLOWS (Truffaut, 1959)
The kid who punched a teen for loving ICE - black and white freezeframe just as he threw the punch
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
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Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Sure. I guess.
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Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Update:
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Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
No one can stop you from carrying around a large biography of Frank Church in your purse. You’re allowed to do that.
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Lloyd Bentsen gets married with a rock in his mouth
Six dates later, B.A. Longino and Lloyd Bentsen were married in Columbus, Mississippi, where he was taking Air Force flight training.

The day before the big event, the U.S. Army put a wrench into the wedding plans -Bentsen was ordered to have two wisdom teeth pulled. That night, at a movie, he began hemorrhaging and had to go to the base hospital.

The bleeding stopped the next day, and Bentsen called his bride-to-be from the hospital to assure her that he would be there for the ceremony. “So when The Wedding March started, 1 didn’t show up and B.A. didn’t know what had happened to me,” he said. “I guess I got excited, because I started hemorrhaging again.” Bentsen was determined not to let a little blood ruin his wedding day. The cool-headed Lloyd Bentsen took control. “I went out in the courtyard and I got a rock,” he said. “I put it down into that cavity, bit down on it and came back for the marriage ceremony mumbling my ’I do’s.’ “
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 04/02/2026
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I do not care about spoilers. Sorry I just don’t. I’m going to watch the movie like it didn’t know that information. This is my pretentious movie take of the day.
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No Gods No Mayors Podcast @nogodsnomayors.com · 02/02/2026
today the no gods no mayors podcast remembers the brave groundhog Staten Island Phil, which former mayor bill de blasio spiked in the ground so hard that he died. see you in the night lands, phil
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
r/mildlyinfuriating: Just moved in and apparently my #house is 1/4 in bigger on the inside than it is on the outside
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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
ICE should switch to “we’re actually wearing masks to prevent the spread of long COVID” and instantly watch the opposition collapse into vicious factional infighting
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
i think we often neglect the degree to which nixon’s resignation was a result of him having a mental breakdown over the mounting stress of Watergate and other humiliations he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
they had to fake the moon landing, not because the US didn’t land on the moon, but because buzz and neil started kissing passionately inside the lunar lander as it touched down and nixon got wind of it and went, “good heavens” and ordered the nasa to cover it up on a hollywood sound stage
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
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Leslie Harvey Oswald @johnbitchsociety.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
“Are you carrying the—?” The signed Oh, Mary! tote bag with the John Dean photocard charm? Yeah, I am.
Exactly what is described in the post.
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 24/01/2026
hot tip: every Brecht poem hits insane right now
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