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@jofuzz.bsky.social
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I just played on my phone for a while and at one point got up and made a sandwich
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yeah, it does seem kinda low confidence.
Photo with text that says "transcript (low confidence) "Joseph um""
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Clearing drafts
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm moving next weekend and one of the first things I plan on doing when settled is building a few Corsi-Rosenthal boxes to have on hand in case of wildfire smoke. They aren't pretty but save a ton of money and can be deployed strategically when the air quality takes a dump due to wildfire smoke.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
People like this will just hope someone else votes out Trump before he tries for a third term so they can remain Republican. They're so thoroughly brainwashed that all they can do is divest from politics instead of taking a meager 1d4 of Cognitive Dissonance damage to vote against Trump.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I make da tacos
Three tacos in corn tortillas with carne asada, cilantro, onion, and salsa
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bro is mad eepy
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I am supportive of Fathers. Every time a baby is born I smoke a cigar. I smoke a truckload every day. I'm smoking 500 cigars right now with one of those cigarettes adapters.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Even after the nerf us knifebros are still eatin' #marathon
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Yes
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
🥴
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
No matter what cosmic horror I'm viewing Med Drone is just chilled out, vibing. #Marathon
A guy but his head is a big mass of unknown goo stuff Blue screen of death in the Cryo ArchiveBunch of dudes vacuum sealed like last nights leftovers
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Me three days ago: "Marathon? Who tf cares about another sweatelord extraction shooter. Destiny 3 was passed over for this shit?" Me today:
Steam title card for the game "Marathon", showing 18.2 hours of playtime.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
On the bright side my kids would have some new toys like the Germans had in 28
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It looks like Todd was well loved. I lost my best pal Lando 353 days ago. I watch this video often and I'm really missing him.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Me: What's good? YouTube:
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Lmao why does Ark Survival Ascended have a photo mode?
Looking over a man's shoulder: An extremely round man laying on a bed. He is nearly as wide as he is tall
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Who needs a truck when you have a station wagon?
Subaru Outback interior with front passenger seat and back seats laid down, creating a large flat space.Back of Outback showing the interior is now filled with broken items, old appliances
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Set up my kids Yoto player last night so it'll be ready to go for Christmas. It's a cool device! You can control it completely from an app, or set up cards to play certain content, so a child can choose their media. The buttons click in well, but I wish the knobs clicked instead of "bumped"
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Damn, Moondrop's new "Old Fashioned" headphones look like they're coming for Koss.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The first time I actually collapse the Porta Pro headband and I notice it has a clasp. Very cool. Very proud of you little buddy.
A pair of Koss KSC75 headphones with Porta Pro headband collapsed into travel/storage mode, showing that the little metal on the bottom hook the tips together. It's sitting on top of a special edition Legend of Zelda Link Between Worlds 3DS.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The controller is cool too
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Man the new Steam Controller looks sick but why oh why would they not release this x-ray version that they use to demo it. It looks so good!
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Why is Palmer Lucky and Elmo's dad, Louie, the same type of guy?
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Found at Walmart. Imagine someone's meemaw flipping through it lol.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
#Blaseball
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Can't stop thinking about this beef bulgogi breakfast burrito. Top five all time burritos for me.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I with Sora
Man sitting on beach cuddling dog
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Bust they ass up, Cap
Comic book page of Captain America beating up Nazis
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Wish I knew more about "The Frog" and his companion animal from an unidentified dimension in Thunderbolts #150. Seems like a complete one-off but I loved their designs.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Some people have like cutesy little signs or whatever to say not to bother them at their desk. But me? If you approach my desk and the glasses are *not* at parade rest like so (see attached) then you need to watch the FUCK out because I'm on my White Morpheus shit and you do NOT want to be involved
Mirrored templeless glasses like the ones Morpheus wears in The Matrix
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Lighting hitting the delts and traps just right
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
YOINK
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
This image makes me emotional?
*most* of the character from Star Wars 3d animated shows
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I don't care. if I'm managing that shit I'm drilling a hole in the Resolute Desk and putting a grommet in. Cables over the side? The most powerful man in the world sits there and you're putting the cables over the side with only two Velcro strips? Shameful administration.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I've been looking nonstop for my dog, Lando, that got out on Monday. I've checked my neighborhood and surrounding neighborhoods, the shelters, and some vet offices. If you're local to Bakersfield and you see him please let me know. He's my best friend and I'm so worried for him.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Getting purved off that 王老吉
Can of JDB 王老吉
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Me when I'm activating switches and a guy in a cave keeps telling me to stop
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Where my Tru Shonuff madGangstas™️ on this Friday's Eve
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Article on Reddit titled: "Scientists sound the alarm after finding thousands of seabirds dead on beaches: 'The message is clear' ||There has been no sign of populations recovering."

Directly below, article titled "New head of DOT rips up US fuel efficiency regulations."
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Co worker on a random Monday: "Hey Joe, how was your weekend? Do anything fun? Me: *thinking about watching Shrek on a little tv in Lethal Company with my friends* "Not really how about you"
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
USA going through our Dark Reign era
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
We raccoonposting
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
I'm an Elder but the Council still won't grant me the rank of Master :/
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
Drawl yer kid a picture n put it in ther lunch pail ✍️
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Max Rebo comic was not the whimsical jaunt I expected it to be
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
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