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Joey Reid

@joeyreid.com
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A guy on the internet.

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 06/10/2026
Real 💩 from the hip
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/09/2026
the one positive legacy of donald trump: our greatest climate president, despite himself
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/09/2026
Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work
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Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work
SILICON VALLEY - The CEOs of OpenAI, Anthropic, and GrokAI have released a statement agreeing that claiming artificial intelligence "could potentially kill all humans" sounds much more awesome than just admitting that they blew a fortune on glorified chatbots.
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James Geluso @atlemar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The fact that he’s aligned with the pro-gun party just makes it worse. Even in Washington, it was easier for me to buy a gun to kill myself than to get the antidepressants to make myself not want to kill myself.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 24/08/2026
Trump take sandwich.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 21/08/2026
I remember when a local municipal politician came out against food trucks. It did not go well for them.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 21/08/2026
@solomonrmissouri.com There goes a 6’0” woman. I have a feeling that’s not what you had in mind.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
People tell me they like suits but don't have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions. Try it sometime.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"And I would've made it too, if I weren't so busy making America the laughingstock of the world!" #Zoinks youtu.be/GU_ID0asQ3M?...
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Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool | Donald Trump Parody #ScoobyDoo #Satire #DonaldTrump
YouTube video by Midnight Oil Productions (Jason Moore)
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 14/08/2026
Decades. It will take decades for the US to undo the bullshit that they are taking on to satisfy the random whims of an untreated dementia patient.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 14/08/2026
In not saying it’s a good idea, but it works certainly make for great television to have President AOC nominate Hunter Biden as Attorney General.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 14/08/2026
Today is Alien Metal Friday. Go get you some fresh Gizzard, fellow Wizard lovers!
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 12/08/2026
Let’s send Pete packing.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 10/08/2026
Go woke, go broke, lol.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 02/08/2026
This is an excellent thread.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Republicans believe vaccines cause autism, Trump won the 2020 election, Michelle Obama is a man, and ivermectin can cure Covid. Democrats need to accept at least some of these or give up the charade of bipartisanship.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
whoa apparently the President is shackled to his bed in a dedicated diarrhea WARD?
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Wfh
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 27/07/2026
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Patrick Star Shocked in Spongebob Squarepants
ALT: Patrick Star Shocked in Spongebob Squarepants
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Winning: It's Not An Option Success: Not Even Once Victory: What's That
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 24/07/2026
Not only is he aimed like an arrow at accomplishing his policy goals making life better for New Yorkers, but he is also just a damn pleasant person who exudes joy. Whoever wants to be the candidate for the Dems should really just point to Mamdami and say, "I'm going to do that, but nationally."
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Mayor Zohran Mamdani on Socialism, Politics & NYC | The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
YouTube video by The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 24/07/2026
You know, we've all been waiting for "the Day" to arrive, but I'm now thinking it won't matter. They've kept Mitch McConnell in Schrodinger's box for about a month and a half now, why should we think that they won't do the same for the Commander in Theif?
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 23/07/2026
the whole "women's sports exist to protect women from men" framing is hilarious, given that a lot of these divisions were initially formed because men were deeply embarrassed any time a woman beat them at a sport olympic shooting was mixed gender right up until a woman won the gold
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 20/07/2026
“The stadium roars. Shakira's hips defy the indifferent void, a hypnotic pendulum against chaos. Confetti falls like ash from a dying star. I think of the jaguar, watching from the jungle, uncomprehending, and I envy it. This is ecstasy. This is despair. This is halftime.”
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 20/07/2026
Remember when Dwight was getting an MRI and Michael tried to stick his foot in the machine
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 18/07/2026
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Bubble Gum Bubble Pop
Alt: Bubble Gum Bubble Pop
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 17/07/2026
So yeah. Just keep talking, Nathan Ough.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 17/07/2026
Honestly it's way less awkward to watch the way Biden eats ice cream than it is to watch the way JD Vance sits on a sofa.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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The Contrarian @contrariannews.org · 17/07/2026
Tom the Dancing Bug — The MAGAS in "Stigmatized!" By @rubenbolling.bsky.social
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 17/07/2026
@yardact.bsky.social
WAKE UP BABE
NEW YARD ACT DROPPED
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Gary K. Wolf •  
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 16/07/2026
Harold Coffee-Cream
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 16/07/2026
This rules.
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Parliament gets Binfacemania
YouTube video by Count Binface
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026
“Sorry, when I said I’m from Chicago, I meant the one in Ontario,” said the ex-commander-in-chief, adding that he had never been to the United States but had heard some “pretty crazy things” about the “stuff going on down there.”
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Barack Obama Pretends To Be Canadian While Traveling Abroad
PARIS—In an effort to blend in with other tourists and avoid negative repercussions for being American, former U.S. President Barack Obama was reportedly pretending this week to be Canadian while trav...
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Great job 👏
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I don’t think this ends well . . .
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 08/07/2026
SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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Dune: Part Three | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Warner Bros.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 08/07/2026
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Drew Scanlon Blinking Meme
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Now I'm just a simple country lawyer but this guy sounds like a criminal
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 04/07/2026
... and this headline is journalistic malpractice. My God!
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day to my American friends. Let us remember 250 years ago when you threw off your king, and be hopeful for a time soon when you will be independent once again.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 04/07/2026
I believe I have found my spirit animal.
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is what an actual true patriot looks like. God bless you and protect you for your courage!
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
John Hinckley Jr. in 1981
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