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Joey Reid

@joeyreid.com
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A guy on the internet.

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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 08/10/2026
I think Elon Musk should separate from Earth.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 06/10/2026
We need one of those little flashy things in Men in Black so that I can reset myself to yesterday when I had never heard of this dipshit.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 06/10/2026
Real 💩 from the hip
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 01/10/2026
*extremely Borat voice* MY FEED!
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 01/10/2026
Hughes if true!
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 30/09/2026
I don’t like what you’re implying about coat-store whiskey stones.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 27/09/2026
Accordion hands.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 21/09/2026
“Trump says…”
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Mini Me Dancing
ALT: Mini Me Dancing
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/09/2026
the one positive legacy of donald trump: our greatest climate president, despite himself
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/09/2026
Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work
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Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work
SILICON VALLEY - The CEOs of OpenAI, Anthropic, and GrokAI have released a statement agreeing that claiming artificial intelligence "could potentially kill all humans" sounds much more awesome than just admitting that they blew a fortune on glorified chatbots.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 14/09/2026
“For those who haven’t been paying attention, Zelenskyy doesn’t want to give me and my Dad as much money as the Russians do.”
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 09/09/2026
We used to create art. Now we create content. Because content can be owned and commercialized.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 03/09/2026
I can’t wait until the State of Texas releases its new guidelines, mandating that students use generative AI for all assignments (in between shifts shoveling coal into the furnace at the local data centre.)
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 02/09/2026
I mean, when you really think about it all chicken burgers contain egg 😂
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 01/09/2026
First thing I thought of :)
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 01/09/2026
Not noted: all of the New Brunswickers polled were on vacation in PEI.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 27/08/2026
Just thinking about how much of a jagoff someone would have to be to have a quarter-million Canadians demand that you go away.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 27/08/2026
Absolutely! Put that ish on a t-shirt then shut up and take my money!
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James Geluso @atlemar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The fact that he’s aligned with the pro-gun party just makes it worse. Even in Washington, it was easier for me to buy a gun to kill myself than to get the antidepressants to make myself not want to kill myself.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 26/08/2026
Trump take meat.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 26/08/2026
It does not matter what racists call racism.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 26/08/2026
What’s a little mixed metaphor between friends? 😆
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 25/08/2026
Did not have Jason Kenney riding in on a white horse on my Canadian Apocalypse bingo card…
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 25/08/2026
There are many excellent Canadian whiskies. Gretzky’s is not one of them, and nobody believes it is.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 24/08/2026
Trump take sandwich.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 24/08/2026
Gord bless these people :)
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 21/08/2026
I remember when a local municipal politician came out against food trucks. It did not go well for them.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 21/08/2026
I mean, man’s gotta eat, no?
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 21/08/2026
Just sayin’ (also, eewwwww).
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 21/08/2026
@solomonrmissouri.com There goes a 6’0” woman. I have a feeling that’s not what you had in mind.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
People tell me they like suits but don't have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions. Try it sometime.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 19/08/2026
Just tell them that Nathalie is like a Karate teacher for the President.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"And I would've made it too, if I weren't so busy making America the laughingstock of the world!" #Zoinks youtu.be/GU_ID0asQ3M?...
youtu.be
Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool | Donald Trump Parody #ScoobyDoo #Satire #DonaldTrump
YouTube video by Midnight Oil Productions (Jason Moore)
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 16/08/2026
We’re actually visiting Italy this coming October, so we will see the fall of Rome ;)
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 15/08/2026
The primary just ended. I think you need to allow a bit of time for the voters to get some exposure to him before you write off his chances.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 14/08/2026
My biggest concern is that the American producers will start “maple-washing” their products, like the grocery stores are doing - so that consumers will have difficulty knowing that what they are buying is American.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 14/08/2026
Decades. It will take decades for the US to undo the bullshit that they are taking on to satisfy the random whims of an untreated dementia patient.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 14/08/2026
In not saying it’s a good idea, but it works certainly make for great television to have President AOC nominate Hunter Biden as Attorney General.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 14/08/2026
No’ way!
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 14/08/2026
Today is Alien Metal Friday. Go get you some fresh Gizzard, fellow Wizard lovers!
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 13/08/2026
This is squareist propaganda and I will have none of it!
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 12/08/2026
Let’s send Pete packing.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 11/08/2026
Are we saying that we can thank this guy for Ave Maria?
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 10/08/2026
Go woke, go broke, lol.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 05/08/2026
Yes he is!
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 02/08/2026
Sorry, I guess that didn’t land how I expected.
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Joey Reid @joeyreid.com · 02/08/2026
“They don’t know they’re dead…”
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