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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Went for a walk in my neighborhood last night, and the legendary white squirrels of VanMall were EVERYWHERE! It's usually a rarity and a treat when I spot just one white squirrel, but I saw at least 6-7 within just a few minutes last night.

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White Squirrels of VanMall

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Not that I have any followers who care, but I made one of these and am sharing anyways!

A collage of "My 9 Albums", which includes Deftones' "Around the Fur", Silverchair's "Diorama", Freelance Whales' "Weathervanes", Gojira's "The Way of All Flesh", Iron & Wine's "Our Endless Numbered Days", Pijn & Conjurer's "Curse These Metal Hands", Augie March's "Sunset Studies", Broken Social Scene's "You Forgot It In People", and Turin Brakes' "The Optimist LP".

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Howard Breen He/Him @howardbreen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

America needs a serious democratic reset. Impeach the psychopathic liar in the White House asap.

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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Y'all, we just need the data centers to run on explosive diarrhea. Do I have to think of every damn thaaaang???!!!

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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

sometimes a news photo is also a Far Side cartoon

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Some movies I love: makes me laugh: What We Do in the Shadows makes me cry: JoJo Rabbit moves me in general: Life is Beautiful great romance: The Wedding Singer inspires awe: Baraka keeps me in suspense: Event Horizon stunning: The Fountain banger: The Princess Bride Everybody can reply

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026

Andy Reid Approaches Floor For Traditional Coach-Tight End Wedding Dance theonion.com/andy-reid-approaches-f…

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The Royals currently have the 2nd-longest streak without being no-hit. I would appreciate it if that stat could continue...

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Where I come from, this is definitely a word.

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Today MLB TV viewers get their first look at the ads that will slowly drive them insane over the season

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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 26/03/2026

Happy #OpeningDay. 🥲

A meme of Squidward, wearing a Royals jersey and hat, staring longingly out his window as Spongebob and Patrick run around on a baseball field.

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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

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Heather Antos @heatherantos.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

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Andrew Mueller @andrewmueller.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Ugh, Butker sucks in so many ways.

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Rainy and cold Sundays are for kitty snuggles and watching NFL RedZone. #Cats #MaineCoons

A torbie and a black smoke Maine Coon curled up in my lap on a white fuzzy blanket

A black smoke Maine coon lying on her back while I pet her belly

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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 09/10/2025

me every time they show Yankees fans despondent as their team trails in an elimination game

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

so crazy to just be living every day through the slow motion car crash of escalating fascism and it’s still like. aw man i have to go to the dentist

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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UNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

“Nothing to see here. Move along.” These two crack me up. Maia, the MUCH smaller sister, absolutely bosses around her big sister Nyxi. #Cats #MaineCoons

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Nyxi wishes you a Happy International Cat Day! #InternationalCatDay

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I always enjoyed watching Freddy play and have been impressed by how good he's been. With Carter Jensen on the way and Salvy still on the team, this trade makes sense. I hope he gets plenty of playing time and enjoys being part of a playoff run!

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Saw Eddington last night and loved it. It was a wild ride but was grounded by some outstanding performances from the actors. While not exactly a comedy, I did get quite a few laughs out of it. Ari Aster is a true auteur, and I'll keep seeing everything he makes!

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

What perfect album(s) came out when you were 16? Too many for me to choose just one!

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

The Pasquatch is loose! Vinnie is ON FIRE today! 🔥

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Congratulations to Alex Gordon on becoming the newest inductee into the Royals Hall of Fame! I’m pleased to report that not only was he a great player, but he’s an awesome dude as well.

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Ran into Bill Self at a Jimmy John's soda fountain, and he offered to let me fill my cup first, but I insisted that he go first. He proceeded to fill his cup with half regular and half diet Coke and said "you've probably never seen anyone do this before," and I replied that's what my mom does, too.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 06/06/2025

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I know he was a Pittsburgh Pirate, but I'm stealing it to apply to the Royals today.

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Man, it's so much better when Vinnie and Salvy are hitting. Let's Go Royals! Get that sweep!

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Ben Nadler 🔜 PAX West @bennadler.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Seeing a lot of “Andor is the best SW thing since the OT.” It’s not. It’s the best Star Wars has EVER been. It’s better than Star Wars has any right to be. And the timing of its message couldn’t be any more prescient or poignant.

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Cody Tapp @codybtapp.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

This shit is hilarious

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Slarti's Bartfast @joevajgrt.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

The White Sox just White Soxed SO HARD. 😂 #HeyHeyHeyHey

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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 25/04/2025

Guys, this isn't that hard to understand. They remember Trump as the time before COVID and Biden as the time after COVID and the oldest members of that cohort were 21 when Trump took office. They thought a vote for Trump was a vote for pre-COVID times and they got this instead.

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