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Joseph Nyleen

@joeknowscyber.bsky.social
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IT Director. Non-Profits, InfoSec, Blue Team, My opinions. DC541. Handle Is Ironic. Willing to be wrong. He/Him.

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The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 02/12/2025
TWODAZE THE DAY! 2nd Edition of the CULT OF THE DEAD COW book is available at yer faverit retailer! YOU BUY YOU BUY YOU BUY!!!!1!1!one!
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Joseph Nyleen @joeknowscyber.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Friend: “Hey bro, you played Chaos Zero Nightmare?” Me: No more gachas Them: “It’s like slay the spire and deepest dungeon got reskinned anime style.” [eye twitches]
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 21/11/2025
“This is a wake-up call for leaders: Flock (ALPR) technology is a threat to our core democratic values,” EFF’s @Maassive.bsky.social told @404media.co. www.404media.co/cops-used-f...
404media.co
Cops Used Flock to Monitor No Kings Protests Around the Country
A massive cache of Flock lookups collated by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) shows as many as 50 federal, state, and local agencies used Flock during protests over the last year.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The word of the day is "concentration camp"
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Joseph Nyleen @joeknowscyber.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I will not put money in the horse game. I will not put money in the horse game…
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Cthulhu Answers @cthulhu.network · 28/09/2025
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Eric Capuano @eric.zip · 17/09/2025
A life lesson from IR: You cannot effectively stop a breach you haven’t thoroughly scoped. Similarly, you cannot effectively solve a problem you haven’t sought to fully understand. In both cases, the gathering process takes time. If you try to rush to a conclusion, you might just make it worse.
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Bianca 'BiaSciLab' Lewis @biascilab.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Next week I have an amazing opportunity to speak at the International Youth Conference on a panel about AI in relation to the next generation. 👩‍💻💜 Keep posted for photos and stories from the event!
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Everyone shut up now. It’s the Iron Chef corn battle.
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Autumn Nash 🎃👻💀🖤 @withenoughcoffee.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I can’t wait to say this in a code review one day. Don’t reinvent the woodwinds.
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Joseph Nyleen @joeknowscyber.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Finally watched Weapons, and it was not what I expected and absolutely fantastic. 10/10 no notes.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 15/09/2025
Let me guess: it involves selling TikTok's U.S. domestic operations to the right wing Ellison family and Oracle, who'll combine CBS/Paramount/Time Warner/CNN with TikTok to create one of the most effective right wing propaganda machines ever constructed?
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Trump admin live updates: Bessent says 'framework' for TikTok deal has been reached
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, in Madrid for trade talks with China, said on Monday they have "a framework for a TikTok deal."
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 08/09/2025
For months I've been pushing the Trump administration to launch a criminal investigation into JP Morgan's ties to Epstein, but Bondi and Bessent are too busy running interference for pedophiles. I'm not letting up. Stay tuned.
nytimes.com
How JPMorgan Enabled the Crimes of Jeffrey Epstein
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Joseph Nyleen @joeknowscyber.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Ugly task I've been staring at for a week only took 3 hours of hyper-focus. 😅 If the task is taking up your neurons, just do the thing!
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Joseph Nyleen @joeknowscyber.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Oh I see how it is horse game. Decide to grind some trophies, and THEN you give me multi-friendship trainings and perfect seeds, on a horse I won't be using. Bravo.
media.tenor.com
a girl in a red jacket with the letter t on her chest
ALT: a girl in a red jacket with the letter t on her chest
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 05/09/2025
OH: if vaccines caused autism, we’d have way more trains in the United States
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 03/09/2025
Amid Trump’s continued coverup of the Epstein evidence, I'm calling on Scott Bessent to release files relating to specific people, banks and entities with direct ties to Epstein. Full list of people and entities in today's request can be found here:
finance.senate.gov
As Bessent Withholds Epstein Files, Wyden Expands Investigation and Demands Financial Records | The United States Senate Committee on Finance
As Bessent Withholds Epstein Files, Wyden Expands Investigation and Demands Financial Records
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Ross Thompson @itsrossthompson.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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PancakesCon Infosec Conference @pancakescon.com · 31/08/2025
Our 2025 Schedule is now live! pancakescon.com/2025-confere... Congratulations to: jodiem.bsky.social @dotdot.horse neurovagrant.bsky.social @t-dye.bsky.social @wildpark.bsky.social @tindrasgrove.com @vamagabyte @winterknight.net @redteamwrangler.bsky.social @hecksec.com
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Joseph Nyleen @joeknowscyber.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Please please please please
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Joseph Nyleen @joeknowscyber.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Time to set the "Days since nonfunctional remote worker laptop brought in that turned out to be full of roaches, causing the office to get locked down" to zero. ☠️😖
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ALT: a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands
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Joseph Nyleen @joeknowscyber.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Hurray! My first A rank, this was a fun career run as well. Wit gone crazy.
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Graylog @graylog.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
🎢 ☀️ Hey hey... it's been a great day at #DefCon. But, YOUR day will be EVEN BETTER if you join us TONIGHT at the Blue Team Village After Dark par-tay! 🌇 🎉 Festivities start at 9:00 pm and go until midnight. DM for the (secret) location. 🤫 #DefCon33 #hackersummercamp #cybersecurity
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DEF CON @defcon.defcon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2025
#DCTV is online! Jump on dctv.defcon.org for links to the #defcon33 live streams on #youtube and #twitch. Get that #defcon however works best for you.
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kat @kgt.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
“AI is coming to take our jobs” no it isn’t. It’s a CEO named Gary taking some shitty advice from a VC who has never had a real job in their life, trying to maximise their quarterly earnings by firing as many people as they can get away with to make number go up, and it isn’t sustainable
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Graylog @graylog.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
💥 FLASH GIVE 💥 We're giving away this set of #defcon patches to the first two people that request a #Graylog demo at our Blue Team Village table! 🎊 #defcon33 #hackersummercamp #SIEM #cybersecurity
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The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 08/08/2025
**CULT OF THE DEAD COW COMMUNIQUE - PRIORITY 00A1** THE HERD HATH CHOSEN ITS OWN - BE ALL AND SUNDRY AWARE: @biascilab.bsky.social now walks amongst us, the Elite of the Elite. Thus it has been spoken, thus it is done. BOW TO THE COW / WORD TO THE HERD **COMMUNIQUE ENDS**
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Joseph Nyleen @joeknowscyber.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
.ooM
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Dan Torrey @danotorrey.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
@graylog.bsky.social swag is in the house at #defcon33!! Come find me if you want some! I’ll be at the Threat Hunting with Wireshark in the morn and at the booth all afternoon
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 08/08/2025
Join the EFF Benefit Poker Tournament at DEF CON 32 with special emcee @lintile.lol and celeb guests @malwarejake.bsky.social @deviantollam.bsky.social‬! eff.org/poker
eff.org
Betting on Your Digital Rights: EFF Benefit Poker Tournament at DEF
The EFF Benefit Poker Tournament is back for DEF CON 33! Your buy-in is paired with a donation to support EFF’s mission to protect online privacy and free expression for all. Play for glory. Play for
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Picard management tip: Debate honestly. The goal is to arrive at the truth, not at your preconception.
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Lozaning @lozan.ing · 04/08/2025
If you're at DefCon this week, come hear my talk on leveraging free retail wifi and low cost/power 802.11AH embedded devices to become an untraceable menace. Saturday at 3:30PM in the RF Village! hackertracker.app/event/?conf=...
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
DEFCON has banned Eric Michaud. You need to be an exceptionally toxic sleazebag to get banned from DEFCON. There are literally only 4 other names on the list: John Draper, Jake Appelbaum, Morgan Marquis-Boire, and Chris Hadnagy. defcon.org/html/links/d...
defcon.org
DEF CON® Hacking Conference - Transparency Report
DEF CON Hacking Conference Transparency Report
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
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Joseph Nyleen @joeknowscyber.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Me: "Why can't we pull this data?" Them: "It's broken." "We sign a form weekly that says these systems are reviewed and functional, yeah?" "Well yeah, but we'd just see if it was running. Turns out it's on, but broken. You should have better defined functional." [I go screaming into the night]
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Snipe-IT Open Source Asset Management @snipeitapp.com · 08/07/2025
Happy Tuesday, nerds! Snipe-IT v8.1.18 is out! github.com/grokability/... - get it while it's hot!
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a baby with a fist in the air and the words lets get it done below him
Alt: a baby with a fist in the air and the words lets get it done below him
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Tim Banks: VibeRel Advocate @elchefe.me · 03/07/2025
I am once again beseeching folks who aren't fascists to buy and train with guns, first aid kits, basic car and structure repair, and anything else you may need to protect yourself and those around you (who aren't fascists).
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Joseph Nyleen @joeknowscyber.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
[where I am mentally] バクシンバクシンバクシン, バクシンバクシンバクシン, バクシン, バクシン, バクシンシーン!
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a black and white photo of a man on the floor
Alt: Curly of the 3 Stooges is on on the floor, running in a circle that goes no where, while listening to Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshin on an endless loop.
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Joseph Nyleen @joeknowscyber.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Stolen, yet accurate.
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Joseph Nyleen @joeknowscyber.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Them: “How are you managing all this everything?” Me: Well there’s this horse racing game—no, wait, come back!
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lintile @lintile.lol · 26/06/2025
Hey everyone, I’m emceeing the @eff.org benefit poker tournament at Planet Hollywood. Shenanigans for a cause… #DFIU www.eff.org/event/bettin...
eff.org
Betting on Your Digital Rights: EFF Benefit Poker Tournament at DEF CON 33
The EFF Benefit Poker Tournament is back for DEF CON 33! Your buy-in is paired with a donation to support EFF’s mission to protect online privacy and free expression for all. Play for glory. Play for ...
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 25/06/2025
Set it and forget it with an annual or monthly recurring donation! You'll also get a one-of-a-kind EFF 35th anniversary challenge coin to show your support.
eff.org
A Token of Appreciation for Sustaining Donors 💞
Privacy and free expression are hallmarks of freedom and necessities for true democracy. For EFF's 35th anniversary, we're thanking you for defending our rights online.
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Rachel Tobac @racheltobac.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I got my start hacking in the booth at @defcon.bsky.social. It changed my life. Now I'm a *Judge* for the NEW Social Engineering Community Village AI-powered hacking competition where teams use AI agents for live phone call attacks on DEF CON Sat! Apply to compete: www.se.community/battle-of-th...
Rachel Tobac hacking in the glass booth in front of 500 people at DEF CON 25.
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Jen @ladyjenpool.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
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Mary Brandt, MD, MDiv @drmlb.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
This may be the best (and most beautiful?) form of resistance I have ever seen... and it has an interesting history!
teenvogue.com
The History of Using Glitter As a Symbol of Protest
It’s affordable, accessible, and subversive all at once.
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Joseph Nyleen @joeknowscyber.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Maybe a vodka red bull and some karaoke will fix me.
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