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Joe Barton

@joebarton.bsky.social
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Professional writer, amateur speller. Spurs fan. #Amadeus #BlackDoves #TheLazarusProject #GiriHaji #HalfBadTheBastardSonAndTheDevilHimself #TheRitual

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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gosh, feels like only last season Arsenal were desperately trying to renew his contract…
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
But what if none of your underappreciated shows made it on to the underappreciated shows list?
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Leo Paredes the Boca Juniors midfielder?
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
That’s 5 minutes from the middle of town!
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Brighton famously starved of bookshops
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hearing Chris Nolan has made a sequel to this??
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don’t know how a country comes back from being mugged off like this
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
For her
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Do people think that because Tottenham had two bad seasons we just… lost all our money? We’re not letting Beyoncé play in our stadium for free babe
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Got Scotland and Japan in my World Cup sweepstakes
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Mmmmmm
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
😔🙏
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Mamdani must have been raging about this
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ooh, get her! It was good thanks x
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
If they think this stuff really makes a difference why don’t they do it every week
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A shopkeeper shaking his fist at a young urchin who has absconded with a bag of stolen liquorice
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This guy is essentially completely fucking useless but when you have his levels of raw charisma it’s no mystery why Sky Sports keeps employing him
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
ah well that’s a shame
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Still think we’ll stay up
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
As a fun experiment The guardian could hire culture critics who like culture
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Maybe modern hospitals have rules about being mostly painted bright white but The Pitt’s production design makes me miss ER’s colour scheme
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Tone deaf of the club to announce this now or a clever ploy to attract a new manager with the promise of a free trip to beautiful New Zealand, land of the hobbits? Expect noted Lord of the Rings fan Pep ‘Pippin’ Guardiola to sign on imminently
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
🎉
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
This was slightly undermined by him saying it in Catalan
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
You must never forget Dante’s lesson that there are many levels to hell
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Remarkable to think that Chris Bauer was only 19 years old when he played Frank Sobotka in The Wire
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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