Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Gosh, feels like only last season Arsenal were desperately trying to renew his contract… 290
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026But what if none of your underappreciated shows made it on to the underappreciated shows list? 1130
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I don’t know how a country comes back from being mugged off like this 1190
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Do people think that because Tottenham had two bad seasons we just… lost all our money? We’re not letting Beyoncé play in our stadium for free babe 9778
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Got Scotland and Japan in my World Cup sweepstakes 2671
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 02/05/2026If they think this stuff really makes a difference why don’t they do it every week 350
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 25/04/2026A shopkeeper shaking his fist at a young urchin who has absconded with a bag of stolen liquorice 1221
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 24/04/2026This guy is essentially completely fucking useless but when you have his levels of raw charisma it’s no mystery why Sky Sports keeps employing him 1100
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 11/04/2026As a fun experiment The guardian could hire culture critics who like culture 1412323
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Maybe modern hospitals have rules about being mostly painted bright white but The Pitt’s production design makes me miss ER’s colour scheme 4141
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Tone deaf of the club to announce this now or a clever ploy to attract a new manager with the promise of a free trip to beautiful New Zealand, land of the hobbits? Expect noted Lord of the Rings fan Pep ‘Pippin’ Guardiola to sign on imminently 140
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 17/03/2026This was slightly undermined by him saying it in Catalan 190
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 11/02/2026You must never forget Dante’s lesson that there are many levels to hell 3242
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Remarkable to think that Chris Bauer was only 19 years old when he played Frank Sobotka in The Wire 2201