Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Threw my power bank at Brennan Johnson but only out of love 040
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026First half hour yesterday was the best football I’ve seen at the stadium for ages. Same people who didn’t have the mental fortitude for a relegation scrap don’t have it for a transitional season. It’s not there yet but at some point it’ll click and we’ll be fine #COYS 10955
Reposted by Joe BartonJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Been told to stick with the Bayeux Tapestry, as it gets good about four yards in. 35689112
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Tacticos might disagree but I think Spurs should sign these players I bought on Fifa who helped me get into the Champions league with Leyton Orient: Christian Bassogog Nicolo Pissili Joaquin Panichelli Louis Munteanu Ola Aina We have until tomorrow evening lets go @tottenhamhotspur.com 1110
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Well I’m sure plenty for you to enjoy on both fronts 011
Reposted by Joe BartonForza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I stand by this. Loads of you folded like cheap deckchairs after 15 minutes, digging out players who are not near our best team and negging the rest. It would have been deafening to hear the beeps as you reversed if Mikey Moore had put away even one of the 3 absolute sitters we carved out for him. 8434
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Gosh, feels like only last season Arsenal were desperately trying to renew his contract… 290
Reposted by Joe BartonRobin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Wow , just saw a 4 star review of the ADHD Myth ? Documentary in The Guardian - on so many levels it failed as a proper investigative documentary and yet…? It is hard not to despair at just how terrible our journalism is in this country - Relentless damaging mediocrity 2236047
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Finally watched Miller’s Crossing and enjoyed it but was waiting for the big twist I had heard was coming that Gabriel Byrne has been dead the whole time and everything is a dream and then that twist never came and I realised I’d been confusing it with Jacob’s Ladder my entire life 3100
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Also I am sorry but there are some very appreciated shows on this list. Very appreciated indeed! 070
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026But what if none of your underappreciated shows made it on to the underappreciated shows list? 1130
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026One day a filmmaker will make something not absolutely dog-shit terrible rip out your own eyes bad with AI but that day is not today and that filmmaker is not Neil Blomkamp 1151
Reposted by Joe BartonDan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Well. This will make Argentina rethink their all-out attacking approach… 0213
Reposted by Joe BartonNo Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 19/07/2026That is instantly one of my favourite red cards in football history 857669
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Maybe the players saw the assistant manager crying in the half time interview and decided to make him look silly 0100
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Arsenal players bottling it against French opposition again I fear 😔 0141
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Martin Keown now in his own personal hell having to say nice things about Morgan Rogers 0100
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Imagine the series of life choices that lead you to be fully dressed as a Knights Templar at an England sporting event 4321
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Cannot stress enough the huge quantity of bookshops available within a very brief stroll of this area 020
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I mean do what you want but this is like saying you’re opening a bookshop for the forgotten culture-starved community of Belsize Park or something 180
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Digging my son out for getting a bad mark in his film studies mocks and he starts bringing up my Rotten Tomatoes page 3403
Reposted by Joe BartonAlexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The Assassination of My Relatively Good Mood by the Coward Thomas Tuchel. 1285
Reposted by Joe BartonBankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Massive gamble by the manager to put him up against the greatest player that ever lived. But, he’s their captain, so I guess Scaloni has got to pick him. 421040
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Referee looks a lot like Trossard. Think that’s getting in Odegaard’s head. We need to use that 010
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026For the Egyptians to be undone by VAR, a word that is literally full of pyramids, must feel particularly painful 0191
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026You’ll be back Daniel, I believe in you. And if it has to start with the full scale invasion of Belgium then so be it 110
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I don’t know how a country comes back from being mugged off like this 1190
Reposted by Joe BartonThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Hang it in the Musée Magritte. 211943348
Reposted by Joe Bartonall hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 06/07/2026the brits are screaming wonderwall in the azteca. god is dead 41303215
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026When a game goes to extra time ITV should just cut it off. We had a Poirot re-run scheduled and we’re sticking with it. 2203
Reposted by Joe BartonJack (tehTrunk) @tehtrunk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I'm shocked to see the black, muslim (Spurs) player become the scapegoat amongst many corners of England's support and media, truly I am... 3419
Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Arsenal fans will really watch that whole Madueke performance and still bore on about Spence. Makes you think! 😔 0160