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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

If a woman with too many cats is called a crazy cat lady, what is a woman with too many dogs called? Nonexistent.

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

If only you were my phone screen, you'd have been smashed long before now, patriarchy

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

On noooo! Marsha, that's exactly my fear! 😅

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

When you're in bed debating if the snacks in your kitchen are worth getting up for ...

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

"Armed and Dangerous" at 56 is me sauntering out of the garden center with my mosquito repellant plants

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

St. Rip is the patron saint of Patrón

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Pout Mask Replica 👄🇦🇺 @cicerofgrey.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

St. Ain is the patron saint of laundry.

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

St. Ork is the patron saint of babies.

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Debbie @debbiedemocrat.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Feel The Bern😝😝😝

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Definitely a good (hilarious) apple 😉

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mike☺︎ (silly joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

If I were an apple, do you think I would be a funnycrisp?

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Lol!!! Hope you are well, and your kiddos. Miss the crew. Im hardly on anymore. 😘

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Even though I'm the only one who drives my car, I have to adjust the mirrors and air directions EVERY TIME

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Go on and cry in your coffee but don't come bitchin to me still hits

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

If it's so amazing for you why isn't it called the G.O.A.T.meal?

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I didn't have an imaginary friend as a child, but my mum liked to pretend that I did.

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mike☺︎ (silly joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

I couldn't possibly eat anymore candy unless it's another kind of candy

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Breaking: our sources in the Vatican tell us the talent round has ended, eliminating several candidates, including a cardinal who performed "Kumbaya" on a recorder. The pope hopefuls now move on to the swimsuit competition

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Lord heavenly father, save us!!!!!!!!!!

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

*shifting everything from Friday’s to-do list over to Monday’s to-do list*

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Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Like a fallen ice cube kicked under the refrigerator, these are the days of our lives.

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Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Hey Ladies, I used to Fight for My Right to party all the way To the 5 Boroughs but now I'm lucky if I can make it to Brooklyn on no sleep. I used to be Sure Shot but now it feels like Sabotage. - Paul Revere

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 10/05/2025