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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce

@jockbruce.bsky.social
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Retired futteret trainer. Sometime civil servant. Fossicker in archives.

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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Last repost: I used to have family on Hoy. The story there was the Longhope disaster of 1969. Many coastal communities have stories like that, and every one deserves to be retold, and anyone who attacks the lifeboats has declared war on humanity. www.scottishmaritimemuseum.org/the-1969-lon...
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The 1969 Longhope Lifeboat Disaster - Scottish Maritime Museum
By Amber-Louise Thornborrow Fifty-six years ago, on the evening of the 17th of March 1969, the volunteer crew of the TGB lifeboat assembled, venturing out into a south-easterly force…
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...
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A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator
YouTube video by Forbrukerrådet - Norwegian Consumer Council
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 12/08/2026
The rebranding of "having a meeting" as "chair COBRA, THE EMERGENCY COMMITTEE OF SENDING IN THE SAS" is the main success of British politics in this century.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I wonder if there are any CURRENT MAJOR WARS THAT ARE LITERALLY ONGOING RIGHT THIS MINUTE that might serve as a lesson on the long-term dangers of letting the CIA select other countries' leaders.
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Alan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s perfectly ok to speak ill of someone in death who was objectively a terrible person in life.
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Alan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Never trust a historian
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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Looks like so many of my DIY projects which have ended with my good lady wife 'suggesting' we hire a professional.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"she wanted to have sex maybe so told me to come over but then realized i was super drunk and told me not to come over so i came over and raped her" is not in any way distinct from "i raped her"
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Alan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“Also, thank you for calling my wife ugly.”
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
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DavidRetherford @historydavid81.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My British friends. #4thofJuly
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate
Charge of the 20th Maine at Little Round Top
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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
😂😂
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Me watching a documentary about psychopaths and how they "prefer to stay at home, don't have many friends and can get very upset over a minor inconvenience"
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I work in a low level government admin job. I've told my wife I've had to sign the Official Secrets Act. I haven't. It's to stop her saying 'So tell me all about your day' when I get home every night. There is literally nothing to tell.
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Put all the purchases from the SNP fraud case in a museum and call it the Murrell Collection
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Alan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
TIL that Samuel Morse was an anti-Catholic fanatic who invented the telegraph not primarily as a communication tool but as a weapon against an imaginary Papal conspiracy to take over the United States 😮
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Patrick Samphire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @patricksamphire.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The next James Bond should be Gary Oldman in his Jackson Lamb persona.
Actor Gary Oldman playing Jackson Lamb in the Slow Horses TV series. He is scruffy, unshaven, with lank, greasy hair.
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Matthew Redhead @matthewrr.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I prefer it when we have periodic leadership crises after long stretches of governing, rather than long stretches of leadership crises peppered with moments of governing.
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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Wonderful.
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Matt Rodier @matthewrodier.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The ideological cousin of “the media isn’t telling us about this” which may actually drive me mad one day, bc it’s usually said about something reported on by multiple huge media outlets and means “no one delivered this to my social media feeds in way that captured my severely diminished attention.”
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Nine times out of ten, "they didn't teach us this in school" is shorthand for "I didn't do the assigned reading".
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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Imint/Sigint/Humint cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu...
Three spectators at a sporting event dress in very different styles.
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H I Sutton @covertshores.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
*OSINT alert* 1st image is from today, showing a 'swarm' of small boats at speed in Straits of Hormuz This is typical behavour of Iranian fishing vessels in that area Other 3 images from same area, same time of year but 2024 & 25 (dates at top) First rule of #OSINT... know what normal looks like
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Melanie Sauter @melinscribe.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Somewhere Bismarck is looking down in confusion as Germany projects power by sending 4,000 pensioners, 12 buffet stations and a TUI loyalty program through the Strait of Hormuz
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Chris @chrisfromleeds.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Can we all stop conflating MI6's advice with formal UKSV vetting?
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The first and most important step when using an oven is to preheat all the pans you store in there to 425.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Ian Kikuchi @curatorian.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Matt Goodwin will be along shortly to explain how the result in Hungary was all the fault of family voting in Gorton and Denton.
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Dagger John @thesloopjohnm.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Stancil’s honeypot was done over tinder and therefore is actually SIGINT
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
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Mons @dennismons.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Sir, a second bird is at the feeder
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 30/03/2026
New Brexit metaphor just dropped.
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The unironic use of the term "deep state" to refer to elements of the US government or society is a reliable indicator that the speaker/writer is a crank.
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
“Decapitation” is such an org chart strategy. Ah this fellow is at the top of a hierarchy, he must be crucial! Boy, I’ve worked in organizations where decapitation would have improved workflow
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Chris Kempshall @chriskempshall.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This will never stop being relevant
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Nom de Plume Brett @maverickbrett.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Apparently giving source validations mid discussion to the partner does not convince them you do not spend enough time online or maintain a strong information hygiene practices.
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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Oh my.
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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Anyone want to design a pair for DG MI5? @sandbaggerone.bsky.social perhaps an interesting student assignment? Given DG is a Weegie, might being impervious to spilt Buckie the most important design criteria?
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
How do we know Churchill wasn’t reincarnated as an otter?
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Tories arguing that Churchill should be on banknotes rather than Otters, because of WW2, are showing their ignorance. Here's a photo of an Otter participating in the fighting in Italy. I don't see Churchill in this photo.
Otter armoured car crossing a bailey bridge surrounded by troops and wrecked buildings.
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Alan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
US President complains that UK only joins wars late in ‘Irony takes itself outside to the back of the shed and shoots itself’
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BrokenBanker @brokenbanker.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
there is literally no group of people in society I am less interested in hearing from right now, than 'British influencers living in Dubai':
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
How does he sleep at night?
Irish Independent: Man stole three coffee machines in a week from Monaghan department store.
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Alan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Since we’re all having a love-in about the UK Greens today it’s probably worth restating that their defence policy especially wrt NATO is shit.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 23/02/2026
"John Prescott would be loving this"
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
🤣
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 21/02/2026
Do they though
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