Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Annie, luv, when you're sitting in the home for retired click-bait producers and fare fretting about why George never visits - think back to this post. 020
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BruceNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Last repost: I used to have family on Hoy. The story there was the Longhope disaster of 1969. Many coastal communities have stories like that, and every one deserves to be retold, and anyone who attacks the lifeboats has declared war on humanity. www.scottishmaritimemuseum.org/the-1969-lon...scottishmaritimemuseum.orgThe 1969 Longhope Lifeboat Disaster - Scottish Maritime MuseumBy Amber-Louise Thornborrow Fifty-six years ago, on the evening of the 17th of March 1969, the volunteer crew of the TGB lifeboat assembled, venturing out into a south-easterly force… 12812
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 02/09/2026To be fair, she does seem to have mastered the preferred style of US military briefing visuals. 020
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 01/09/2026For some of folk this is a very old normal. 010
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BruceRicardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan 181204573053
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BruceChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...youtube.comA Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificatorYouTube video by Forbrukerrådet - Norwegian Consumer Council 13512
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 20/08/2026'Train don't stop Camborne Wednesdays' .... 000
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BruceRobert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 12/08/2026The rebranding of "having a meeting" as "chair COBRA, THE EMERGENCY COMMITTEE OF SENDING IN THE SAS" is the main success of British politics in this century. 10846
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You've must admit he's got the bling for the junta gig. 130
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BruceWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I wonder if there are any CURRENT MAJOR WARS THAT ARE LITERALLY ONGOING RIGHT THIS MINUTE that might serve as a lesson on the long-term dangers of letting the CIA select other countries' leaders. 220430
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BruceAlan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It’s perfectly ok to speak ill of someone in death who was objectively a terrible person in life. 3421
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 27/07/2026So obviously they don't speak 'Strine .... 100
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Yes. Now ask me one on sport. 0100
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 17/07/2026They seem to be increasingly grumpy. Lord knows what will happen when they turn their attentions to the Agent X fiasco - as they surely will. 010
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BruceAlan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Never trust a historian 0151
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I have a huge respect for GR. But this is pure mince. The only place where the very expensive CASD move the dial is in D.C. And even then not much. 000
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 09/07/2026As a Scot I have absolutely no idea what a 'kilt salad' is - and absolutely no desire to know - and as an adopted Baltimoron I deprecate the cultural appropriation of Old Bay by the banjo pluckers. 150
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Looks like so many of my DIY projects which have ended with my good lady wife 'suggesting' we hire a professional. 000
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruceghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 08/07/2026"she wanted to have sex maybe so told me to come over but then realized i was super drunk and told me not to come over so i came over and raped her" is not in any way distinct from "i raped her" 1579987
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Brilliant journalism. And props to whoever worked the word 'curveball' into the text. 010
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I know little of armoured warfare, but this is an all out attack on the English language - "With that being the case, the lethality of the intervention from the tank is likely to remain the weathervane of progress on the battlefield." 100
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BruceAlan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 06/07/2026“Also, thank you for calling my wife ugly.” 1162
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BruceNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago? 2655021044
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BruceDavidRetherford @historydavid81.bsky.social · 03/07/2026My British friends. #4thofJuly 041
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BruceAngry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate 10156371504
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Aye. Generally speaking, defining the gozouttas does help decide what the gozintas should to be. 210
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BruceSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Me watching a documentary about psychopaths and how they "prefer to stay at home, don't have many friends and can get very upset over a minor inconvenience" 17996918
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 11/06/2026If anyone does think that, I've got a bridge they may be interested in. 020
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Yes, I can think of lots of words to describe Intelligence Studies but 'sinister' ain't one of them. 010
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Brucefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I work in a low level government admin job. I've told my wife I've had to sign the Official Secrets Act. I haven't. It's to stop her saying 'So tell me all about your day' when I get home every night. There is literally nothing to tell. 162869
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BruceRRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Put all the purchases from the SNP fraud case in a museum and call it the Murrell Collection 715844
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 25/05/2026You end up in a strange pub in a strange town. AC is sat at the next bar stool. After 5 mins do you a) neck your pint and leave? b) listen, fascinated, to his 'insights'? c) wish your missus edited a newspaper and you could get paid for writing guff? c) set about him with a lump hammer? 160
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 25/05/2026To add - not a fan of the DNI thing, IMHO the usual US IC problem solving by process/ wiring diagram (I'm sure it made great .ppt. #IYKYK). But the first DNI was Negroponte, a Foreign Service pro, and his wingman was Mike Hayden, who had run NSA and CIA. We ended up with Tulsi. Meh. 030
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 25/05/2026'Cashew based vegan cream cheese' is not/not cream cheese and never will be. If you want nut spread on your bagel, then fair play to you. This is America, after all. You be you. But in the name of all that is holy stop pretending something is a thing it isn't. 000
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Up next. Loomer? Gorka? Flynn? 000
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BruceAlan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 23/05/2026TIL that Samuel Morse was an anti-Catholic fanatic who invented the telegraph not primarily as a communication tool but as a weapon against an imaginary Papal conspiracy to take over the United States 😮 3244
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Mr Lille was acting on the instructions of HMG. I would expect those currently serving in the agencies, rather than having left two decades ago, to have briefed him on the threat. So I don't understand exactly what the issue is here. 010
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BrucePatrick Samphire 🏴 @patricksamphire.bsky.social · 16/05/2026The next James Bond should be Gary Oldman in his Jackson Lamb persona. 3767759867
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BruceMatthew Redhead @matthewrr.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I prefer it when we have periodic leadership crises after long stretches of governing, rather than long stretches of leadership crises peppered with moments of governing. 1324
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Naked rollmat fighting in Cabinet? 110
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ BruceMatt Rodier @matthewrodier.bsky.social · 11/05/2026The ideological cousin of “the media isn’t telling us about this” which may actually drive me mad one day, bc it’s usually said about something reported on by multiple huge media outlets and means “no one delivered this to my social media feeds in way that captured my severely diminished attention.” 11842165
Reposted by Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruceex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Nine times out of ten, "they didn't teach us this in school" is shorthand for "I didn't do the assigned reading". 81490216
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Me too - I still have the scars. 010
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Imint/Sigint/Humint cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu... 010
Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Nah. 'For Your Readers Only' ... in which a long superannuated Bond inflicts his opinions on a long suffering public, assisted by an only too willing press . 210
