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Joakim Ziegler

@joakimz.bsky.social
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Norwegian living in Mexico City. Post supervisor/DI producer, mostly on feature films. IMDb: m.imdb.com/name/nm0956113 General film nerd. Radicalized. Tired of being tired. 💊🏳️‍🌈🍉🌻

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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 12h
[court]
LAWYER: Did u kill him?
ME: No
L: You know what the punishment is for committing perjury?
ME [lips on the mic] Much less than murder
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 13h
@turtlekiosk

hm. joke didnt land. now i have a bonus challenge, show everyone im normal about a joke not landing
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 14h
sealedbeastnue
"what time is it" you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce "it is cloudy"
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Kyle @KylePlantEmoji

Me: at a certain point in a relationship, you get to a point where you've seen your partner's butthole more than they have themselves, and I think there's something beautiful in that

Priest: the bride has also chosen to write her own vows
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Charlie @StyledApe

A straight alpha like me only watches Drag Race for the hot girls that show up once all those gay guys finally leave
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
scarlettlongstreet
It was the best of times (funny memes about fascism) it was the worst of times (fascism).
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
evil slate @PleaseBeGneiss
don't forget to leave out a plate of smallpox for christopher columbus tonight
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer:

Woman: But there are no people in here.
Manager: Madam. The staff count as people.
Woman: That's ridiculous. *Storms out*

laysiaprincess
"The staff count as people" has me dead
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ellie Hawkes @elspells13
6yo (to her crying brother): "It's okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad."
Me: "Oh darling, that's so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?"
6yo: "I hit him."
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Listens to Black Hole Sun once:
[a photo of some White House monstrosity]
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
TO BE CLEAR, I AM PERSONALLY NOT INTERESTED IN SEEING.
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Anine Hartmann @aninehartmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Takk 🙏 Altså, jeg får ganske mange positive tilbakemeldinger, og det er veldig hyggelig. Ble skikkelig rørt av denne i Blikk i går, for i går var en skikkelig drittdag. www.blikk.no/james-dickso...
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(+) I to år leia han PKI: – Det er transrettar me heng mest bak med i den skeive rørsla
Etter to intense år som PKI-leiar prøver James Dickson no å ta det meir med ro. Men når sjølv avkoplinga er fagleg påfyll, er det ikkje alltid lett å skilja jobb frå fritid.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 06/10/2026
there is so much going on here
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense".
He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defenseY'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
#that's so funny
#what does he think when someone wants to keep a baby
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
status-quo-hater
Yesterday
ataraxxiart May 22
If he's a Viking larper and believes it's self defense against the attacking baby does that mean the baby gets to go to Valhalla if it's aborted

status-quo-hater May 22
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Yknow what I should ask him this next time l encounter him

Update. Yes he believes aborted babies go to Valhalla.
#saw him a couple days ago and told him hes tumblr famous now.
#i don't think he's aware of what tumblr is
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Tekna @tekna.no · 06/10/2026
– De fleste bruker Tinder for å ligge, og da er tankegangen: jo raskere jeg imponerer, desto raskere får jeg besøk. Og nettopp dette kan slå tilbake på deg. Karyna Kholodar ville finne ut hvor mye menn var villig til å dele om arbeidsplassen på Tinder.
tekna.no
– Utrolig hva menn deler på Tinder
Det tok ikke mer enn to til fem timer før menn delte sensitiv informasjon om arbeidsplassen med Karyna Kholodar.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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✩₊˚.⋆⛧°.⋆༺Merricat🦇༻⋆.°⛧⋆⁺₊✧ @croxus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jeg vil ikke ha skattelette, jeg vil ha månedskort til 500kr, Jeg vil ha normale priser i butikken igjen, og at tannlegen er en del av helfo.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They listened to me. There is now more chart.
Chart showing the daily sea surface temperature for the Nino region of the Pacific, with a red line for 2026 shooting off above every other year in record-setting territory, with the y axis now expanded upward somewhat to allow for the absurdly high temperature
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Alma (check pinned post) @lasalma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OUS har lenge vært beryktet for å straffe transpersoner de opplever som "vanskelige". Når en transperson sier at det ikke er trygt for dem å søke ytterligere helsehjelp hos OUS, så mener de det
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Anine Hartmann @aninehartmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Den ene av forskerne ved OUS som jeg har fått felt for grov uaktsomhet og vitenskapelig uredelighet… …er samme person som avgjør hvilken helsehjelp jeg skal få. I går fikk jeg beskjed om at jeg ikke lenger er oppført på ventelistene.
Sykehuskorridor
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bitey @biteyfriend
nurse just complimented me during labs visit for having nice big veins and i said "thanks i love having blood" idk man
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy shit. Magic.
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New cryptid just dropped
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh my god. This is DELICIOUS
https://variety.com/2026/music/news/ed-sheeran-concerts-canceled-storm-1236875556/
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FLOCK OFF
CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn't like his photo being shared publicly
NOTICE NEWS
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
I got a container of soup that quoted Virginia Woolf on the lid saying "soup is cuisine's kindest course" which is nice but surely there's someone who said something positive about soup that didn't walk into the ocean with rocks in their pockets
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ztwang87
Folks, it's not WW3, no matter what anyone says.
After WW2, we moved away from official release versions and switched to a mandatory lifetime subscription model with endless updates instead.

tino.munic
War365, now with Copilot.
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ADHD people are the opposite of Al, It takes us an hour to write one email and we haven't had any water today
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Marion Coteswor... @phuzzykins
The veil between the homosexual and heterosexual worlds is thinnest today, the day after the autumnal equinox, which allows so called "bisexuals" to be visible for this one day each year.
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MetaFilter @metafilter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
JOIN THE BOARD! Self nominations are open until midnight EST on the 28th of September. Learn more about what's involved in being a board member and declare your intent to run here: metatalk.metafilter.com/26969/2026-M...
Three surfboards next to a VW style camper bus at the beach
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
- Can you come out?
- Mom, I'm gay
- I know that, silly. Come out to the car
- Car, i'm gay
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Embroidery that says:
When Life
Gives You
Pants
Shit ‘Em
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz
my mom only remembers my childhood friends based on the perceived slights they committed against her 15 years ago. I'll mention a name and she'll just be like "ah yes, the one with the MUDDY
 SHOES."
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau
Making a Jurassic Park movie about a guy who went the day before the dinosaurs broke out and is trying to be sensitive about it but also really wants to show you his pictures.
5:21 PM • May 14, 2021 • Twitter for iPhone
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[Year 1440]
Johannes Gutenberg: l've invented this printing press.
Printing Press: You're out of magenta.
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They should start calling this kind of act “Gillen’ the lilly” in remembrance of your foolishness.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
100% the vibe that Lanterns poster gives off
A two panel cartoon the first showing someone peeing at a urinal, and a second person walking past.  Second panel shows rhe second person peeing at the Urinal next to the first.  Underneath that is the Lanterns poster with Hal Jordan looking straight forward and John Stewart giving him the angry side eye, the ol’ hairy eyeball.
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why is anyone acting surprised that Mitch McConnell seems weird now? Nobody comes back normal from the Pet Sematary.

SOMETIMES, DEAD IS BETTAH
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SCURVY
When life doesn't give you lemons
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
draconym

Me: the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.
The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a
 tool, and voilà--
(paper towel roll falls on my face)
Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.
@Blaze
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
@gingerspiced
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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Does she understand that the bones are going to be inside her? What is she promising that dog?!
An ad for a drug that grows “new bone,” with a woman earnestly engaging with a dog who looks like it wants bones.
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Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower @professorpash.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
Guys… please come look at this beautifully loving moment between a father and his baby girl Caption: “Зam conversations between my deaf husband and our newborn daughter”
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The straits are not ok.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 27/06/2026
I found out that the sea drone the Houthis used is called the Blowfish. Come on. Houthis and the Blowfish
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Haley Green • @haleyngreen__ 1d
he's undoing the schism

Christopher Hale • @Christoph... • 1d
An amazing photo of Mayor Zohran Mamdani, Pope Leo XIV's new archbishop of New York, Ronald Hicks, and Archbishop Elpidophoros
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Arbeitology @Arbeitologist
Have Australians started saying 'non-bino' for non-binary yet?

Ru @ru_m_shine
'Mate, tell me ya pronies.'
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
thought here about the question, “why are there more cop shows than newsroom shows?” It’s not because cops have a more dangerous job; police don’t have dangerous jobs. And journalists do. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/cop-shows-...
everythingishorrible.net
Cop Shows Make Cops Look Exciting
Not the other way around.
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