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flicking beans and blicking fiends

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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm tired of getting fucked raw in my ass by the D'Addario company
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when oracle goes junk in 6 months can I have warner bros for $10
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Duran Duran outselling Sabbath is actually a crime against humanity
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 09/09/2026
Embarrassing Shaved Pussy Ena Sakura
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tweet from Josh Denny
@JoshDenny
I’ll be 43 in a week. I’ve been mostly single for the past 18 months, and I’m just now realizing that my intelligence has ALWAYS been THE biggest issue in my relationships.

Not getting old, or fat; Not having professional failures. 

Look at dating site blurbs. No woman EVER lists high IQ or intelligence in their “wants” section.

Women actually DESPISE men of high intelligence.

It is their single greatest insecurity.Tweet from Josh Denny @joshdenny
Just emailed @chipotletweets. Thanks for ruining our day. Burrito bowl in the bag sideways=ruined $400 jeans.
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
he sounds like he's constantly gagging
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
<I shot the sheriff voice> I clogged the toilet
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
no Sanguisugabogg?
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The game is afoot
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Buying stuff from Sweetwater so I have someone to talk to
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Greg Brown @gregbrown.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
thank you Trump for making Shrek white again
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Salieri's Intense Reaction to Mozart
Alt: Salieri ecstatically dropping the sheet music for Mozart's requiem in Amadeus
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Musk buying twitter, Bezos buying WaPo, Ellison buying CBS—all are less profitable now. But they’re political investments that increase the value of the new owners’ portfolios Wealth concentration makes this possible, and that’s one mechanism by which inequality destroys democracy
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
AI isn't sentient until the sexbot can turn you down and the chatbot tells you you're a fucking moron
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
RIP to a funny dude, time to rewatch 30 Rock again
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
*waltons gogginly*
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
they should just sign up james bond for some acting lessons and have him play himself
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Lars Ulrich hears father express love for the first time
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
you can rent movies for free by buying them on Amazon and returning them after you watch them #protip #cinema #cinephilia
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
the ninja creami subreddit is great because everyone shows off their recipes and half of them look like they made ice cream then fucked it
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie and Grogu
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 12/05/2026
7 months to go
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
ending 20 years of sobriety by cracking the Kash Patel bourbon
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
In personal news
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
in happy news, this couple adopted a pug from a local rescue and celebrated him by doing this photo shoot.
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
when it be fartin
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
My Substack and Patreon are free! Always has been, always will be. Because they don't exist
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/04/2026
Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
they need to make a soulslike where you play as Anthony Kiedis
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 11/04/2026
doctor rushing into a room where a patient is thrashing around on the bed "jackie, we need 35 seconds of milf handjob, stat"
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 10/04/2026
how much money does the marine corps lose
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
your mom's work is hiring
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"Cognitive surrender" is going in my vocabulary
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I'm naming my son after my hero, Grok
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
rapper that raps about his experiences as a chef and as a network engineer: i used to confit now i conf t
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Bluesky needs more really mean and cruel people but the platform doesn't reward that
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Buzz Aldrin reading this: wrong
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
DONALD TRUMP HELP ME I FLIPPED MY CAR AGAIN
Exclusive Tiger Woods called President Trump from seen a rollover crash
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
congrats to our brave astronauts and also this tweet @bakoon.bsky.social
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
discord.gg/3EQv2RyGS
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Bruce Lee famously respected the late Chuck Norris, calling him "the only gweilo I would have sex with"
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
save a horse, turn a cowboy into glue
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jnco unchained @jncounchained.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I'm trying to learn and grow from my unconscionable actions
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social i ate some raisins | | View full thread | LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought. | Neil Media @neilmedia.bsky.social You're still accountable.
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