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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Just Jake @jmdebra.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Good-ass literature on a good-ass nightstand @cascadecascade.com (I tagged the wrong account first cal don't crucify me)
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Kristy Greenberg @kristygreenberg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hurling F-bombs at an 85-year-old scientist who won’t fight back doesn’t make you tough. Staying silent after your own daughter accused Rep. Max Miller of holding a gun to her head, pushing her against a wall, and fracturing your granddaughter’s collarbone makes you a coward.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 09/06/2026
grabbing every small business owner I can find by the shoulders and yelling directly into their faces that IF I DON'T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOUR SHIT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Can we normalize jorkin’ it?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
A fat man with muscular legs saye "I'm fat, but I walk a lot, so I have oddly muscular legs." From a low angle, we see the defined musculature oh his legs. The man he's talking to says "yes, I see." The fat guy says "sometimes, me and the fellas who also have fat guy legs get together and strut." We see a group of swaggy fat men wearing sunglasses and struttin.
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LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com · 24/04/2026
Even after all these years Graham slamming himself in the nuts with nunchucks is still out there doing work. Shoutout to the @colbertlateshow.bsky.social for keeping our silly little video alive and well. youtu.be/dBKLMyyyiOk
youtu.be
Operation Pubic Fury
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
were back to calling vomit "Throw up" . like "look at that pile of throw up over there" or " my ass is covered in throw up"
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Cal is Stitching & Cascading @caljones.com · 06/03/2026
media.tenor.com
two images of a man with the words true on the bottom
ALT: two images of a man with the words true on the bottom
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Steve BOOSwood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
One thing everyone on this site can agree on is that instead of listening to the new Taylor Swift album people should listen to real music like Steely Dan
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Jesus on easter monday
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
at least toby keith is dead this time
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
A brown-haired woman is retrieving clothing from her dresser. Her partner, a black-haired woman with bangs asks her "are we in a typical lesbian relationship?" As the brown-haired woman extracts a green shirt from the dresser, she asks rhetorically "pfft, what even IS a typical lesbian relationship.?" The black-haired woman says "yeah, you're right, there's no such thing" as she puts on her round glasses. Her partner, now fully dressed comes up to her revealing they have accidentally put on clothing that makes them resemble Marcie and Peppermint Patty from Peanuts.
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Ali Nahdee @alinahdee.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Jonathan Joss was MURDERED. Words matter here. He was MURDERED. it was a HATE CRIME because he is a gay Indigenous man. Say those words. Do not dance around it. He wasn't "killed in a shooting." He was murdered in a hate crime.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
giving myself a gold star for this
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Excalibur Events @excaliburevents.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
🚨GIVEAWAY TIME!🚨 We’re giving away a MOX PEARL at Steel City Spectacular! 💎 To enter: ✅ Follow ✅ Like this post ✅ Share this post ✅ Leave a comment Enter on X, FB, Instagram and BlueSky to up your chances! 🎟️ Must be present 8/15 6pm to win! Deadline: July 30th #MTG #CEDH #SteelCitySpectacular
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I wrote about this a bit in my last book but it really shakes me that a defining feature of this catastrophic era is that we just keep going to work. We work through pandemics, we work through natural disasters, we work through economic calamity, we work through coups, we work, we work, we work.
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 08/04/2025
Yes. Hahaha. YES!!!!
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
when I was a kid I heard another kid arguing about why he had to do service for others in the gurudwara and his parent was like "if you won't help others what is the point of you" and I've never forgotten that line.
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Dix @dixonij.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Also, fuck Riley Gaines. All my homies hate Riley Gaines.
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Lemur Implosion Energy @lemurdank.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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The Spike Feeders @spikefeeders.com · 28/03/2025
IF YOU WANT TO WIN THE PRECONS WE PLAYED, REPOST THIS POST! We're giving them away inside a @gamegenic.com CARDS LAIR PRO 1000+ CONVERTIBLE! We'll pick a winner on Monday, March 31 at 12pm CT. Must follow us and @gamegenic.com to qualify.
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Dark Pact, the Desert F̴̫̘͂̃̀̽r̵̭͓̜̺̀̕ô̴͔͝ş̸̨͙̫̀̄͝ṭ̸̨̰̍̈?̵̺̼̙̼̋̎̐̌ ̷̹́̇F̶̧̜͖̏̓a̵̖͊n̶͕͓̠͖̆ģ̶͔̄̃̌̒?̴̣̗̜̭̑̊͘ @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Time to do my #MCChicago giveaway! - A con exclusive Dragon Shield playmat - Sauron, the Dark Lord (Foil & signed) -Malort Merch and dnd dice -MTG draw string bag -The last serialized "The Ring" token # 69 I made exclusively for MC Chicago. To enter: ✅️Like this post, ✅️follow me, and ✅️repost!
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Evergreen reminder
A Calvin & Hobbes 4-panel strip:
1. Calvin running at high speed, jubilant
2. Calvin skidding to a stop; off-panel bubble reads "Calvin, stop running through the house!"
3. Calvin spiking the reader, cheerful. His bubble reads "the law is on the books, but it would take all their resources to enforce it."
4. Calvin running off-panel. Off-panel bubble reads "CALVIN!"
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 10,1944
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

PLACARD-
IMITATIONS OF
FAMOUS MEN
BY SLUGGO

WNSTON CHURCHILL 

PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT 

GANDHI

OH, DEAR- - -
THERE GOES 
THE CURTAIN ROPE!

( THE CURTAIN FALLS HITTING SLUGGO ON THE HEAD)

SIGN -HITLER

( NANCY IS SAYING THIS IS AN IMPRESSION OF THE DICTATOR HITLER, MEANING THE CURTAIN WILL FALL ON HIM)
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The Spike Feeders @spikefeeders.com · 06/02/2025
We announced this in our gameplay episode on Monday, and the giveaway starts NOW! If you want to win a set of the #mtgaetherdrift Commander decks in a SIDEKICK PRO, you need to do 3 things: 1) Comment whether you're TEAM SAHEELI or TEAM TEMMET 2) Follow us and @gamegenic.bsky.social 3) Repost this!
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
"I just want to be clear about what's going on here." - @warren.senate.gov www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIHN...
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
NOT NOW NOT EVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
STOP GIVING YOUR MONEY TO POLITICIANS, EITHER YOUR PAYIN FOR SOME ONE TO OPRESS YOU OR YOUR PAYIN THEM TO PRETEND LIKE THERE GONNA STOP OPRESSING YOU!!! FEED THE HUNGRY, HOUSE THE UNHOUSED, HELP YOUR FAMILY FREINDS AND NEIGHBORS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AS OFTEN AS YOU CAN BUT NEVER A DIME TO A FUCKIN POLITICIAN!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "NO MONEY FOR POLITICANS, NOT NOW NOT EVER , THERE NEVER GONNA DO WHAT WE WANT, IF I WANTED TO PAY SOMEONE TO LIE TO ME I WOULD GO BACK TO THE PSYCHIC WHO TOLD ME I SOULD STOP EATING DOG FOOD, IT TASTES FINE AND YOU DONT HAVE TO COOK IT MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND THEY PRINT ON THE BAG HOW MUCH ASH IS IN IT AND THERES NEVER THAT MUCH ASH SO FUCK IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 24/01/2025
Another failed Trump promise.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
This is what God intended games to be
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
insects who prefer warmer weather? why the fuck are you so sensitive all of a sudden. your entire body has like 2 nerves in it. you are shit
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
“Cooking with fresh groceries is cheap” uhhh do you have any idea how much it costs to get four ubers to bring me four tomatoes? And that’s only one ingredient
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The Spike Feeders @spikefeeders.com · 28/11/2024
SHARE THIS TO ENTER GIVEAWAY. DEETS BELOW. Today we're jamming decks we brewed around #MTGFoundations commanders! @alex.spikefeeders.com is on Loot @bill.spikefeeders.com is on Kykar @tsfeliot.bsky.social is on Niv-Mizzet @jimtsf.bsky.social is on Zimone www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux-m...
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MTG FOUNDATIONS Commander | Loot VS Kykar VS Niv Mizzet VS Zimone
YouTube video by The Spike Feeders
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
IT’S OKAY TO FEEL PUNK TODAY!
I FEEL PUNK
TODAY 

SO DO I

PUNK THURSDAY
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 20/11/2024
Crazy that League has spent millions paying major talented artists to make songs for their games and still don't come close to the king of MobA music
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A trans woman says "sometimes I feel like I'm giving up a lot by transitioning." She leans in "like.. will I ever truly feel like "The Boys are back in town again" Her friend grabs her shoulders in desperation and says "Of course, Margaret! The boys being back in town has nothing to do with gender." With sudden serious she elaborates, "It has more to do with the boys being back in town."
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
HOT DOGS
-HOT=DOGS
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Dark Pact, the Desert F̴̫̘͂̃̀̽r̵̭͓̜̺̀̕ô̴͔͝ş̸̨͙̫̀̄͝ṭ̸̨̰̍̈?̵̺̼̙̼̋̎̐̌ ̷̹́̇F̶̧̜͖̏̓a̵̖͊n̶͕͓̠͖̆ģ̶͔̄̃̌̒?̴̣̗̜̭̑̊͘ @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Aright friends! Time to do my #MCVEGAS giveaway. - A con exclusive playmat (signed), lanyard, and pin - Magic Con 2024 angel sleeves + deck box -Full art nonfoil counterspell -Signed nonfoil cards of each #MTG character I've ever cosplayed To enter: ✅️Like this post, ✅️follow me, and ✅️repost!
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
TAKE YOUR TIME- - - I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE
HONK HONK 

TAKE YOUR TIME- - -
I’ M THE BOSS AROUND HERE

HONK HONK 
HONK HONK

( NANCY IS THE SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD, SHE HAS STOPPED THE TRAFFIC TO LET A TURTLE CROSS THE STREET)
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