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Jessica Cordova

@jmcordova.bsky.social
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she/her. snark. mom. knitter. writer. actor.

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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
So he only does speed at night so he can rage post at midnight?
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Alex London @alexlondon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I’m out of evens with which to can’t.
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
@reppaultonko.bsky.social Any thoughts on the President’s threat of genocide this morning? Any conversations you want to have with your Republican colleagues? Anything? Seriously, how do you stand next to those people and not shake them until their brains rattle? This is INSANE and dangerous.
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@reuters.com The President is Truthing out threats of war crimes on Easter Sunday. Any comment? Anything?
Trump posting threat of war crimes against Iran.
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@apnews.com The President is Truthing out threats of war crimes on Easter Sunday. Any comment? Anything? Beuller…
Trump post threatening war crimes against Iran.
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@nytimes.com Really? Your top post is…lasagna when the President is Truthing out threats of war crimes on Easter Sunday?
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Greatest hits from last fall Drugmakers face 100% tariff unless they cut prices or produce drugs in US - www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
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Drugmakers face 100% tariff unless they cut prices or produce drugs in US
The Trump administration said on Thursday it will impose 100% tariffs on branded pharmaceuticals imported into the United States unless manufacturers agree ​to government drug pricing deals or commit ...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Just re-upping this because the world sucks right now. youtu.be/jo23nsk17is?...
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Sauza Tequila, make it with a fireman
YouTube video by Christian Pompei
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Two More Days until the No Kings March Be seen! Be heard! Be among Americans calling bullshit on this Administration's abuse of power. Find an event near you. indivisible.org
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Indivisible
Indivisible is a nationwide movement of millions of people working to stop the rise of authoritarianism in the United States and to demand a real democracy. We believe that politics is too important t...
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Good thing I really haven’t cared about the Olympics since they sued Ravelry for trademark infringement because fuck transphobia and fuck the IOC. Only biological females, determined by gene screening, will be allowed at Olympic Games female events, says IOC - www.reuters.com/sports/only-...
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Only biological females, determined by gene screening, will be allowed at Olympic Games female events, says IOC
Only biological female athletes, whose gender will be determined by a one-time gene-screening test, will be eligible to take part in female category events ​at Olympic Games from now on, the Internati...
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Albino Badguy @albinobadguy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Most honest reporting in the past few weeks.
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Tony Paradis @tparadis27.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Gotta love the Canadians... Right now there is a big push for them to forego buying the US-Made F-35 fighter jets in favor of buying Swedish-built jets instead. The proposed designation for this new jet would be the FU-47.
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Chuck Norris. Meh. What I like to concentrate on is how many artists I already loved or happen to stumble across on social media turn out to be rabidly anti-Trump. Artists are almost always antifa.
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Sending this out into the publishing world: if I start your novel and it’s in the present tense, I’m closing it. I can’t anymore. Maybe everyone else in the world loves it, but ghaaahhhhhhh!!!! I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The Hughes brothers should send a nice gift basket to Timothee Chalamet.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 06/03/2026
“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Sandy Hook proved that the GOP does not care about masses of dead white schoolchildren. The coverup of the Epstein files proves they don’t care about white girls. Why would the care at all about Iranian girls? www.reuters.com/world/middle...
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Exclusive: US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say
Military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on Saturday, two U.S. officials told Reu...
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Dohlmania @dohlmania.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I don’t ever want to see another article asking why young women aren’t having babies. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...
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Gen Z males twice as likely as baby boomers to believe wives should obey husbands
Global survey shows young men and boys hold more traditional views about gender roles than older generations
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Good god, they managed to find someone even dumber. 🤯
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
what if we did 2003 again but with even stupider people in charge of everything
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
@thepwhl.com I just bought a New York Sirens shirt for my daughter who just got into hockey. I was going to get her a SJ Sharks shirt because Celebrini, but the @nhl loves pedos and hates women, so…
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I was inspired to write a hockey romance this year. It’s almost done, but after the fucking US men’s team went to get their pictures taken with a man who sized children’s vaginas for tightness, I don’t know if I want to bother. My decent ally hero would have been hounded out of the league.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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Dan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
It's pretty impressive how the Admin and Men's Olympic hockey teams have managed to erase all the men's hockey goodwill that Heated Rivalry fostered in the space of like, 5 minutes.
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
@reppaultonko.bsky.social As your constituent, I am asking you to skip the SOTU. Do something more constructive than listening to 90 minutes of rambling, incoherent lies. Virtually *anything* would be a better use of your time.
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
God, if one exists, may have given us disease. God didn’t give us vaccines. Scientists gave us vaccines!
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This is why it’s always been hard for me to support the US in the Olympics. Our athletes are so often arrogant assholes, and this year with added fascism!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If you're an English teacher and you make your students diagram a single sentence from the president's formal remarks, you will be charged with felony assault and sent to prison for the rest of your natural life.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The New York Times smeared AOC for saying “um”
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
It is genuinely terrifying to have a President whose strategy is to “keep people guessing” about what he’s going to do.
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 18/02/2026
oh you think white people don't have culture? what about this sickly family of incestuous warlords from a book i didn't read?
Jack Posobiec on twitter sharing a video of Baelor Targaryen from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms with the caption "This is white culture"
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Sam Youngman @samyoungman.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I had a coworker who insisted that the US couldn't afford guaranteed universal healthcare because Americans would overuse it. Counterpoint: I have private health insurance and a PCP and still, I would rather get sick and die than deal with the hassle of just scheduling a routine appointment.
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 12/02/2026
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the meritocracy they want you to believe Black people are violating A C student coke fiend with no medical expertise runs our nation’s healthcare system.
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...
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Ireland’s basic income for the arts scheme becomes permanent
When piloted, initiative that provided €325 a week to eligible artists recouped more than its net cost, study shows
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Melody Schreiber @melodyschreiber.com · 10/02/2026
NEW: The FDA just shot down Moderna's new flu shot. From me: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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FDA declines to review Moderna application for new flu vaccine
Moderna requests meeting to discuss refusal as decision could have implications for all new and updated vaccines
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Post a banger not in English youtu.be/C7retliuwoE?...
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Fobia - No Eres Yo (Video)
YouTube video by FobiaVEVO
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Uh hey, Andy, I don't think you were tuned into the same channel as the rest of us? Can you describe the porno you were watching?
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Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Trump just wrote that the Chinese are going to ban hockey from ever being played in Canada again especially the Stanley Cup. This is based on holy crap he's actually literally hallucinating isn't he
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
can all publications just adopt the taxonomic convention of a section called "Rich guy said a thing" and then just tuck all corresponding stories in there away from actual events.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the actual fuck?
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Jessica Cordova @jmcordova.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Of course this is abhorrent on human rights grounds, but someone *received* that half a billion dollars. Even if we stop the concentration camps from being filled, some rich people got richer on tax dollars. And imma bet We the People overpaid for the buildings.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/02/2026
Yes, she's that stupid.
Tweet by Laura Loomer:

It’s kind of ironic how Bad Bunny was dancing on an electrical post at the Super Bowl halftime show. 

Puerto Rico isn’t exactly known for having reliable electricity. 

He could have highlighted the electrical grid crisis in PR and done some good with his platform, but he chose degeneracy!
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
They can release Billie Joe’s family now.
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