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soakin' in the boys tomb

@jizzfreeficus.bsky.social
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I'll root... but I won't toot. they/them

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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 6h
The season finale of sunny was incredible and I have decided it is getting renewed for at least two more seasons so I have nothing to worry about :)
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hey you. Yes you. I dare you to get YAOI and YURI as knuckle tats
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I heard about the $15,000 wooden bird and all I got was furious that these assholes are making and selling and spending $15,000 on wooden birds
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
why was i so confident wes craven was gay
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My father in-law's review of Cronenberg's The Brood: So bad it was almost good
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'M EMOTIONAL?!??!?!?
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Abortion is a life saving miracle, god bless abortion
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently
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Joan Boooooooo-ns!: SPOOKY Gay Cartoonist Lady @joantoonz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This comic is very brutal, funny and upsetting in a million tiny little ways that only make sense if you've had an abusive relationship, a pest infestation or both. Please take some time to read one of Katie's best works so far, the ending is fucking crazy
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
unintentional canadian horror double feature: black christmas and ginger snaps
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The past two times I have eaten my favourite chips I seem to be having an allergic reaction? Even though they have been my fav kins of chips for years with no reaction? What the FUCK???
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Hunter Felt @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She's everything
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just grabbed another blanket because i was cold and felt like a genius
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First piece of media that truly frightened me as a child was this dude, Martin, from the Secret of NIMH 2. I would get "daymares" where I would get stuck imagining him during the day and be trying to hide, but you can't hide from your mind!
Martin, the evil brain washing rat from the secret of NIMH 2
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
watching the original nightmare on elm street and nancy's mom saying "maybe you don't think murder is serious" is such an all time line read.
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*late to the party* Obsession was such a good movie please don't put Niki in a ghoul house Bear is the ghoul
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social trying to be funny in the family group chat, I accidentally sent a noel text
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Its october baby, and u know what that means: at least one horror film every day all month!!!! This year's full franchise watch is: Nightmare on Elm Street
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there are like. 2 irl people who follow me on tumblr and if they dont want reposts of minutiae of its always sunny in philadelphia.... they followed the wrong person (i assume they knew this going in but also!!!! maybe not@@!!@@!)
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
u guys mac and dennis tear their acls tonight. THEY TEAR THEIR ACLS. TONIGHT. MAC AND DENNIS.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s queer, too.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking about how awesome it was to estrange my mom and how much better my life is without her 🥰
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paraphrasing the great Roxy Demento from Twitter here but: what do you mean you don't like fat girls it's like...here's a girl and there's more of her.
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just remembered Hamlet 2 and the song Rock Me Sexy Jesus..... I had it downloaded on my iPod touch.......
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People chill out about my exgay dog challenge level: impossible. Yes, we sent him to conversion therapy for three months! No, it was not homophobic to do! He is not a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯, he is a 𝘵𝘰𝘺-𝘴𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘹.
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The new season of American Horror Story is FUN!
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
finally watching jackass best and last
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
having a normal one while home sick
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chatting about the world juniors and my brain goes World Juniors > Jordan Eberle > Finding out against my will on tumblr that there is a lot of gay fanfiction about him > almost bringing up this fact to my wife and father in law on his birthday
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/swan-b... Is @bransonreese.bsky.social referencing the trailer park boys or is interchanging god with santa a more universal thought
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Swan Boy: Babysitter For Hire 7
Visit the post for more.
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
liza is making sweet potato gnocchi. just bragging.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the two genders
Riley's dorm room, with a poster of balls on the doorBuffy and Willow's dorm room, with a poster of chocolate on the door
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Giles doing an acoustic cover of Free Bird.... a real thing that really happened
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Adam (season 4 buffy big bad) talks like a teenager who has just read watchmen for the first time
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i have gotten three (3) tumblr asks so I'm basically a celebrity now
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Liza has been listening to Noah Kahan so its the season of the sticks in my mental soundtrack baybeeeeeee
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I would do horrible, horrible things for access to the adult lesbian cut of scooby doo
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
wow.... yet another great episode of its always sunny in philadelphia......
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
watching hush...... its still perfect if u were wondering
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soakin' in the boys tomb @jizzfreeficus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
did you know that you can rewatch buffy as many times as you want. its not illegal.
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