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Patchouli Prince

@indefenceofliza.bsky.social
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Slightly feral hottie They/he

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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Left my testosterone and sharps container out while my dad was over and he saw, commented on, and shook the sharps container so now I'm FREAKING OUT AHHHHHHHHHH
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I fainted at the fancy work fundraiser and now when I try to move my neck I look like this.
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She's everything
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My for you page on tiktok is just various cats in Halloween costumes. Thank God, that's exactly what I need right now. Feeling #blessed
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Beep boop my body is shutting down because the leaves changed colour and I think that's unfair and I'm complaining
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My nose is stuffed and I am wired as hell!!! Have I been doing rails behind my own back?! Feels like it!
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voice changes happening! Yay! Vocal chords hurt! Boo!
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was dark when I woke up today
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Once again Mitch is telling me "I told you so" because I'm glad I didn't kill myself. Feeling truly HAPPY and CONTENT for the first time in a long time. Yay me! Things worked out!
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New job whips btw
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So glad my dream that everybody at work went in a circle and said what drug they would do if there were no consequences was just a dream. I went first and was foaming at the mouth about quaaludes (as I do) and my coworkers all said weed :( nightmare
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Frankie is chomping on a bone while cuddling in bed with me and it's so annoying but he's so cute and I don't have the heart to stop it (pics to illustrate cuteness)
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I NEED TO DO QUAALUDES SO BAD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I NEED TO I WAS MEANT TO I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG GENERATION
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm not interested in working. I'm only interested in cuddling our pets and giving them forehead kisses.
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cis men calling anybody's period "shark week" is a no from me. If you have a period and you want to call it that, I don't love it but I'll accept it, otherwise you're going to hell.
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My algorithm thinks I'm having a lot of anal sex and also am pregnant/a mother.
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Crying cause I get to share a bed with this sweet little creature that's obsessed with me too
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wanna shake ass at the club but can't stand the club. Woe is me
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I want to do a soup swap next month SO BAD OMG
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Watching Saved! and having flashbacks to my childhood
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why are my Meta apps so filled with Zionism, anti-abortion, and general right wing sentiments??I'm not interacting with them and it's still getting increasingly bad. It's bumming me out
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I thought my weed vape said "blue razz" on it this whole time. And it says "bussin blue razz"
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Medically in need of a cigarette
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In my dream Mitch committed a trio of serious sins: not giving me food off their plate, refusing to fill up my water bottle, and watching a movie on our watch list without me. I was drawing up divorce papers when I woke up. I woke up mad at them. Thank God they would never do that to me in real life
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yes I am staying up late and looking up popular ice breakers to practice them, and getting my wife's opinion on my two truths and a lie so I'm prepared to meet my new coworkers on Wednesday... What of it?
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I got a job! My will to live has returned!
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I accidentally told a med student how I really feel and she said "I'm so sorry to hear that" and disappeared. That was 20 minutes ago and she hasn't come back. I think she's telling on me to a real doctor but why take so long?
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Boob blocked the sight line of the needle for my T shot...
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
While it sucks that I'm Doing Bad again, it's very sweet the way my friends and family are taking care of me. Makes me believe tomorrow might be better and consider sticking around.
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My life because of capitalism
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I hate the part of working out where it hurts. I'd like to skip to the part where I'm big and strong already
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tonight's double feature is Sinners and Leviticus. Wahoo!
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Horse babies freak me out
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Trying to find my abusive ex on social media for the 2nd time in a week because I'm going through it and have Problems (I just want to see that his life is bad, sue me)
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Bring back the art pigs
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Margaritas and coronas and cigarettes and sunshine with friends tomorrow :)
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I love our bed. I missed it so much.
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"No boys aloud. Depends"
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Mitch and the 11 year old are playing tennis on the switch and coming up with little team cheers. My heart can hardly handle the cuteness. "Over the water, under the sea. Who's gonna win? Claire and me!". Dead!! Crying!
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We went to the beach and Mitch and our 11 yr old niece went off on their own adventure looking at tide pools. Then she wanted Mitch to sit in the back with her on the way home instead of me. IT'S SO CUTE I COULD DIE!!!
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Listening to my wife and my niece sing the Spongebob theme song together... Healing
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I AM REUNITED WITH MY SISTER AND NIECES TOMORROW!
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Me right before I go completely off the rails
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Remember when I started stitching this wedding photo for my friend, put over 80 hours into it, and then they got divorced before I could finish... Rude of them tbh
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My dad sat me down today and politely asked if I could be less insane mood board
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"righty tighty leftie loosey applies to politics" - mitchaela
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It's a good thing I can't get cigarettes delivered because I would be doing that ALL the time. Having to get off my ass and go to the store is the only thing stopping me from being a full time smoker
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Went to the wedding of my oldest friend (2002 baby) and he was so loving and kind towards me and Mitch and I realised that if I want to continue our little once a year hang friendship, I'm gonna have to come out as trans to him. I'm so scared but I also know he loves me. Complicated and scary....
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My sweet little niece graduated today and there was a livestream so we got to watch. I can't wait to see my girls and my sissy in 15 days!!!
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Patchouli Prince @indefenceofliza.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When ur wife says "I have tea"
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