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Pear-shaped loser. Self-loathing Mariners devotee and Coug. Writer/editor. Media/feminism/climate. 🌱 For less sports screaming and more professional climate stuff, please see @lynsi-climate.bsky.social.

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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 8h
Leonys Martín CF Debut: 2011 - Retired: 2019 SEA - DET - TEX - CHC - CLE
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Career stats of Leonys Martín
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 15h
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Ben Penn @benjaminpenn.bsky.social · 18h
JUST IN: Federal judge has blocked Trump's termination of court-appointed Seattle US attorney Roger Rogoff, for now, ordering AG Blanche to give him access to the office right away. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
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Judge Invalidates Trump’s Firing of Seattle US Attorney For Now
A federal judge has temporarily blocked President Donald Trump’s termination of the court-appointed US attorney in Seattle, ordering the Justice Department to restore his appointment in response to a ...
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 18h
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 18h
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Pusheen Pusheen The Cat
Alt: Pusheen the cat sleeping soundly, wrapped like a burrito in a purple blanket with white polka dots
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Legend
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condo potato 🥔 @condopotato.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Astros didn't so much go to the playoffs as their flight to Cancun had a layover in Houston
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Barney Gumble: Just Hook It To My Veins!!
Alt: Barney Gumble on The Simpsons in a tux pulling up his right sleeve, saying, "Just hook it into my veins!" as a couple uniformed technicians arrive to administer a Duff beer IV.
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
George Saunders on using AI: "Writing is the most precious way one person can communicate their essence to another person. I’ve spent a lifetime trying to get better at making myself present in my writing. Why would I want to sacrifice even one iota of that?"
Have you spent time trying to write or revise with AI? Is there an experiment that would be interesting enough to try?

I have not. Not for a second. To me, this whole idea of using AI to write is . . . anathema. A thing to be most radically avoided.

Writing is the most precious way one person can communicate their essence to another person. I’ve spent a lifetime trying to get better at making myself present in my writing. Why would I want to sacrifice even one iota of that? Not even in an email and certainly not in a short story or novel.Who are we ceding our authority to, exactly, when we let AI write for us? And why? Why surrender our agency (that amazing ability we have to reach across time and space, with our strange, idiosyncratic phenomenon, and land within the sensibility of another human being) to something that, by its very design, pushes the individual sensibility aside? And in the name of . . . what, exactly? Ease, I guess? Efficiency? The person who chooses to write with AI has also sacrificed, from the start, the opportunity of experiencing difficulty, of struggling to say what he wants to say, of making himself evident in his prose, of trying to find out what he believes. By this, he sacrifices a chance to know himself and his mind better. To me, that’s a shame. And it’s dangerous, because, as we are now finding out, it affects the brain and lessens our capabilities. Thanks, but no thanks, get thee behind me, etc.
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
2026-2026
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jerry Seinfeld sitting at a dining room table next to Elaine saying, "In fact, I hate anybody that likes the Houston Astros."
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Elaine Benes on Seinfeld clutches George Costanza's toupee in her right hand while standing next to an open window, screaming, "I don't like this thing. And here's what I'm doing with it."
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dude has been to therapy
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Selina @selinaaa1212.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get so deeply fucked, Astros
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Neither this nor the sparse crowd in Atlanta can possibly compute for the sickos in Seattle.
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Betty White: Pet The Cat Too Hard
Alt: Betty White as Rose Nylund on "The Golden Girls" in her kitchen telling Blanche, "When I was a child, I used to get overexcited and pet the cat too hard."
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme
Alt: Tom Delonge of Blink 182 wearing a blonde mullet wig and handlebar mustache saying, "What the fuck"
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man holding up a sign at a sporting event that reads, "I just hope both teams lose."
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Secrets and Laws @secretsandlaws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚨Exclusive🚨: I have exculpatory evidence in what is easily the dumbest congressional oversight episode of the year...maybe the decade. I was at the Iowa v. MD game & just looked at my pics & sure enough, someone who looks like Jack Smith is sitting in Sec 109, Row 1. Complete & total vindication!
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wut
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Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just three dudes all discovering at the same time they didn’t consider the existence of the state of Iowa.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
They are shutting this down by the end of the day.
Can the president build a giant triumphal arch in Washington
DC without congressional authorization?

No. Not on federal park or public grounds in the District of Columbia without express authority of Congress. I
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey hey hey, WHAT is going on here?! www.usatoday.com/picture-gall...
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Dennis Haskins, beloved 'Saved by the Bell' principal, dies at 75 – Photos
See Dennis Haskins through the years, from beloved principal Mr. Belding on "Saved by the Bell" to memorable appearances.
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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dave Valle Catcher Debut: 1984 - Retired: 1996 SEA - TEX - BOS - MIL
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Career stats of Dave Valle
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Mariners' respect for fans is inversely correlated with the effort it puts into pomp, circumstance, promotions, fireworks, celebrating mediocrity and 1995-hugging.
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WUT FOR REAL, THIS WAS THE PRESSER????
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The "OH COME ON" voice when certain players struck out still plays in my head. As does the bat-break when other players struck out.
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Legend
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𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝙲. 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚗 @charlescmann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I sympathize. It really sucks when people just grab up your work without credit or payment and use it as a shortcut to make a product that might put you out of business.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The longest home runs of September 🚀 (MLB x @MountainDew)
Baja Blast Home Runs
Presented by Mountain Dew

1. Lazaro Montes - 474 feet, 09/08
2. Pete Alonso - 471 feet, 09/25
3. Bryce Eldridge - 461 feet, 09/15
4. Josh Bell - 460 feet, 09/04
5. Cal Raleigh - 459 feet, 09/19

Pictured: Lazaro Montes, Pete Alonso, Bryce Eldridge, Josh Bell and Cal Raleigh in various action poses.
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still mad he was robbed of the gold glove in 1998
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Zack @admrlzackbar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Laughably bad
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Ty Dane Gonzalez @tdg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MLB has uploaded the top of the ninth inning of today's Mariners game, followed by Rick Rizzs' postgame remarks, to YouTube.
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FINAL INNING AND SPEECH: The LEGENDARY Rick Rizzs signs off for the Mariners! | MLB Highlights
YouTube video by MLB
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know Sauce loves Rick
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Girl Dancing While Crying
Alt: Girl Dancing While Crying
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
♥️ 🔱
Rick Rizzs and Dave Niehaus
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Sean @nastybilly22sean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Goodbye Rick.
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sobbing
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My husband saw me cry over Felix and Seager, he's not looking forward to the end of this game. #goms #RickForever
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow #goms
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Randy Arozarena holds up a makeup compact and beats his mug with a brush in the Mariners dugout
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't appreciate Neto #goms
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Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I see Weston Wilson play for the Mariners in 2027 I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence.
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not 👏🏼 shut 👏🏼 out 👏🏼 #goms
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dear god
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mariners testing my love for Rick
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