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Yep, that one. Migrated from that other platform, the one that got so awful. Trying to keep this in balance. Don't particularly want to see your cat. Nor that other similarly-named thing. I'm completely made of Pepperjack cheese.

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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The UK Daily Mail obviously did not like the results of its own poll. Its own graphic portrays 75% as less than 50%. #UKPolitics #Brexit #EuropeanUnion
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 05/10/2026
This is how i flirt. (Halloween Edition) (TCB⚡️)
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Elvis Bruce
Alt: Bruce Campbell, playing a man who might, or might not be Elvis Presley in "Bubba Ho-Tep", my Halloween go-to film. Bruce is rocking his geriatric karate moves.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The writers and actors were brilliant
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Canuckstan 🇨🇦 @jonchevreau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#via Canadian cartoonist Dave Whamond #CanadaSky #USpol
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 05/10/2026
#hisnameonit #noai
A southwestern US scene, blue sky, sandy soil, rail fence, barren trees and a grey barn in the background, hills in the distance. The portrait-format image features, front and a little right of center, a walk-in portable toilet, whose door reads "The Donald J. Trump Center for Explosive Diarrhea".
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 17/09/2026
Nobody that follows me will make sense of this, but if you geek, the ESP32-CAM looks and works like ass. Just ordered two more Seeed Studio AMB82-Minis, which can _actually_ stream 1080p (I've done it). You're gonna need an RTSP endpoint to watch (VLC?). Don't waste your time on an ESP32-CAM.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 16/09/2026
Trump wants his name on a building memorializing a slain president. I can imagine a path forward for him.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 16/09/2026
Mainstream Media, let me tee this up for you for the next press conference: "Director Patel, how many pigfuckers is the FBI planning to hire? This as distinct from cowfuckers, horsefuckers, gerbil stuffers and fish lickers? I assume leather bird-doms and Guinea teasers are a separate category."
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Weird Stare
Alt: Kash Patel, Weird Stare.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 16/09/2026
@gretchenmenn.bsky.social Following "Levee" with "Immigrant Song", "Kashmir" on YouTube tonight. Really love what you've done with Zeparella (and am wearing my Zeparella Tee ATM). Hope I'll get to see you again in ATL sometime! BTW, a big fan of (late, great) Kevin Gilbert's "Kashmir" - checkitout!
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 16/09/2026
I've heard Grievo is also dropping out of Ed Sheeran's tour as a result of Macklemore's cancellation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=74PH...
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KITH Brain Candy - Grievo
YouTube video by Old Man Black Socks
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@MohanadElshieky

Please stop saying the vaccine doesn't have severe side effects. I took my shots and now I'm alive and have to keep working
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Neal Shepperson @nealshepperson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Scumscumscumscumscum...
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Patriotism Patriotic
ALT: Patriotism Patriotic
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 09/09/2026
@cwodtke.bsky.social Spotted your post "Disappointed Optimists" on page 1 of Hacker News today! Looked interesting before I checked out the author's name. Excellent post.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 31/08/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social Suggestion for you sir, from an American: Why not rename Oklahoma "South Ontario"?
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t change. They did.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 12/08/2026
Do I really thing I'm the court fucking jester‽ Per Mies: "Less".
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If only there had been some indication that Donald Trump was garbage.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 11/08/2026
"My Hovercraft...is full...of eels."
Monty Python's John Cleese and Terry Jones in character as a Hungarian customer (carrying a very wrong Hungarian-English phrasebook) and a Tobacconist. They're in the Tobacco shop, across a counter, with the background displaying cigarettes of all description and sundries. Cleese, in a leather bomber jacket, is pointing at Jones, who's holding up a pack of matches, offering it to him.
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Neal Shepperson @nealshepperson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Often, in sleep, I see the old hall. I see my companions seated beside me. I reach for the hand of a friend long dead, but my fingers close upon winter air. I wake to the cry of the sea and know that memory is a cruel companion.
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Mourning NAVALNY😢 @jan-readsalot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 10/08/2026
Trying hard to keep the rule. Difficult some days: "Is it kind?" "Is it true?" "Is it necessary?"
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 10/08/2026
Original screengrab from X.com, account of Rep. Nancy Mace, with her face and Twitter ID, and the word "Muslim" crossed out, and the word "Republican" inserted in a handwriting font. 

The revised text says: "Every single [Republican] holding public office in America is a trojan horse, and a threat to both national security and our republic."
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Julie Cohen ❌👑 @filmmakerjulie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
BAD: GOP Sen Jim Banks lying about @abdulelsayed.bsky.social’s positions, falsely claiming that El-Sayed called for open borders and abolishing prisons. WORSE: @kristenwelker.bsky.social letting Banks’ lies go uncorrected. I was able to fact check on Google in 2 min. WHERE ARE HER PRODUCERS?
Welker & Banks on meet the Press, seen on tv screen.
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Laurelsbooks @laurelsbooks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“Someone is WRONG on the internet.”
The XKCD comic panel. A stick figure is seated at a desk, facing a monitor, typing furiously on a keyboard.
Offstage, a voice asks: Are you coming to bed yet?
Stick figure: I can’t. This is important.
Offstage voice: What?
Stick figure: Someone is WRONG on the internet.
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When in a desert, we celebrate the drop of rain. 👍
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 07/08/2026
@jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social ' ..."Mother, I will assure you, that before I am through with this ugly little thing, everybody in this country is going to know who Mr. ZIP is." And I think most of 'em did. (Laughs.) '
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 07/08/2026
@jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social Dad: ' I'll tell you one sidelight on this. I was in Dallas, Texas, and I came back from Dallas on a bus, and stopped in Sumter to spend the night with my Mother. I had a picture of Mr. ZIP, and Mother said, "What is that ugly little thing?" '
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 07/08/2026
@jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social OMG, Mr. ZIP! Blowing my cover here, but my Dad named "ZIP Code". You coulda had "Mr. P.O. Zone". Underwhelming, yes.
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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J. Fred Muggs @jfreddmuggs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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avidreader8.bsky.social @avidreader8.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
INTROVERTS assemble! #booksky #books #Kindleunlimited #thriller #suspense #romance #novels #geopolitical #mythological #darkromance #women #contemporary #fiction #fantasy #crime #amazon #sifi #readingcommunity #writingcommunity #author #readers #indie
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
First-degree burn from the crowd that looks like melted action figures drawn from memory
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 05/08/2026
Two requirements for placing a product on Amazon: 1. Don't speak English very well. 2. Don't show any 11-year-old boys your brand and ask what they think about the name.
Packaging from a USB-C cable sold on Amazon -  close crop. The packaging is a sealed zipper bag (it's been opened; no cable inside). There is a green bar across the top. The brand is "Green Jiss®", in Green text, possibly Arial or some similar face. It's not Helvetica. The tagline is "Smart Digital Life". (Maybe not so smart...)
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The whole point of the Bill of Rights is to protect the only true minority - the individual. It limits the governments power to harm the individual. The whole constitution is designed to limit the governments power.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm sorry but having a bumper sticker for just "Politics" and not any actual position or candidate or party is *extremely* funny
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L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sunday Taquitos #30: Flock This! Art by @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social
A cartoon of two people standing under a flock camera speaking to each other. The man says “I’m fine with mass surveillance ‘cause I’m not doing anything wrong.” The woman responds “… Until someone changes the definition of what’s ‘wrong.’”
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 27/07/2026
Save it Susan.. I heard you be telling every dog they're a good boy
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He laid down that boogie and played that funky music til he died...
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 24/07/2026
Hegseth, Rubio, Trump and Netanyahu will have this little war wrapped up quickly.
B&W photo, probably movie publicity still, 1930s. Left to right, Zeppo, Chico, Groucho, and Harpo Marx appear in a set that looks like a devastated house or mansion. Zeppo and Chico have helmets on. All have rifles, roughly pointed at the viewer. Harpo is dressed like some kind of military/nautical/emperor type, including a hat that might've been something Napoleon would wear. They're all showing "tough" expressions.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 24/07/2026
Listening to David Lindley and El Rayo-X: "Win This Record!" Oh Mister Dave, I was so sorry to see you go....
Album cover for David Lindley and El Rayo-X album "WIN THIS RECORD!". Features Mr. Dave large holding a Kay hollow-body acoustic guitar (looks like perhaps a Barney Kessel). Dave is on a gradient orange background, and there's a circle of musical notations (things you'd find on sheet music) surrounding the other members of El Rayo-X, Dave's band. Bottom of the picture is a blue bar that says "Featuring • TALK TO THE LAWYER  ROCK IT WITH I   SOMETHING'S GOT A HOLD ON ME • plus many more!"
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 23/07/2026
BREAKING: Canine delivers strongest bipartisan statement of the year.
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Ginger Beef 🫚 @itsgingerbeef.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Gm ☀️
A large, open, book with a a two-page spread with facts and diagrams about the planet Uranus. The image of the planet itself is spread across the fold of the page and looks like butt-cheeks.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 23/07/2026
Let's make sure I understand: We don't want Iran to enrich uranium. So bad that General Bone Spurs started a pointless war with 'em. But Saudi Arabia, the nation whose nationals planned, funded and carried out the largest and most-deadly terror operation ever on American shores - THEY can enrich‽
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Eby: "I feel sorry for Americans. If you can't be friends with Canada, then you almost certainly do not have a friend anywhere in the world. And that is a very lonely place to be." #cdnpoli
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