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Yep, that one. Migrated from that other platform, the one that got so awful. Trying to keep this in balance. Don't particularly want to see your cat. Nor that other similarly-named thing. I'm completely made of Pepperjack cheese.

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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 05/10/2026
#hisnameonit #noai
A southwestern US scene, blue sky, sandy soil, rail fence, barren trees and a grey barn in the background, hills in the distance. The portrait-format image features, front and a little right of center, a walk-in portable toilet, whose door reads "The Donald J. Trump Center for Explosive Diarrhea".
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 23/09/2026
It's all about product placement.
Spray bottle of "Old English" Lemon Oil.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 16/09/2026
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 13/09/2026
Parody of the Rolling Stones "Some Girls" album cover. Band name is "THE DERP STATE" and the album title is "Some Dorks". Each of the faces of what would've  been a number of wig models interspersed with Rolling Stones' faces, is here a picture of the ugly mug of the 47th president of the United States. Looking ugly, as only he can.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 13/09/2026
Marvin the melancholy android. "I've seen it. It's crap."
Picture of Marvin, the Melancholy Android from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I believe this is from the TV version (not using the one from that crap movie). He's lifting his right hand (probably can't lift the left because of the "terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side"). Do yourself a favor: listen to the original BBC radio series, not the audio books. The original series is wonderful, and the wellspring of all the rest.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 11/08/2026
"My Hovercraft...is full...of eels."
Monty Python's John Cleese and Terry Jones in character as a Hungarian customer (carrying a very wrong Hungarian-English phrasebook) and a Tobacconist. They're in the Tobacco shop, across a counter, with the background displaying cigarettes of all description and sundries. Cleese, in a leather bomber jacket, is pointing at Jones, who's holding up a pack of matches, offering it to him.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 10/08/2026
Original screengrab from X.com, account of Rep. Nancy Mace, with her face and Twitter ID, and the word "Muslim" crossed out, and the word "Republican" inserted in a handwriting font. 

The revised text says: "Every single [Republican] holding public office in America is a trojan horse, and a threat to both national security and our republic."
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 05/08/2026
Two requirements for placing a product on Amazon: 1. Don't speak English very well. 2. Don't show any 11-year-old boys your brand and ask what they think about the name.
Packaging from a USB-C cable sold on Amazon -  close crop. The packaging is a sealed zipper bag (it's been opened; no cable inside). There is a green bar across the top. The brand is "Green Jiss®", in Green text, possibly Arial or some similar face. It's not Helvetica. The tagline is "Smart Digital Life". (Maybe not so smart...)
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 24/07/2026
Hegseth, Rubio, Trump and Netanyahu will have this little war wrapped up quickly.
B&W photo, probably movie publicity still, 1930s. Left to right, Zeppo, Chico, Groucho, and Harpo Marx appear in a set that looks like a devastated house or mansion. Zeppo and Chico have helmets on. All have rifles, roughly pointed at the viewer. Harpo is dressed like some kind of military/nautical/emperor type, including a hat that might've been something Napoleon would wear. They're all showing "tough" expressions.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 24/07/2026
Listening to David Lindley and El Rayo-X: "Win This Record!" Oh Mister Dave, I was so sorry to see you go....
Album cover for David Lindley and El Rayo-X album "WIN THIS RECORD!". Features Mr. Dave large holding a Kay hollow-body acoustic guitar (looks like perhaps a Barney Kessel). Dave is on a gradient orange background, and there's a circle of musical notations (things you'd find on sheet music) surrounding the other members of El Rayo-X, Dave's band. Bottom of the picture is a blue bar that says "Featuring • TALK TO THE LAWYER  ROCK IT WITH I   SOMETHING'S GOT A HOLD ON ME • plus many more!"
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 24/07/2026
Rear 3/4 shot of a custom "ELDOMEANO", a Cadillac El Dorado (I think) that's been body-hacked to operate as an El Camino (hybrid of a passenger car and a pickup. An El Camino says "1970s" very loudly).

The ELDOMEANO is a shabby farmer-job of a custom car. Cobbled together wing, a couple big beat-up home stereo speakers zip-tied to it. Lots of black spray paint and phony "race" stickers all over it. It is apparently street legal.

You used to be able to see it around the infield at Sebring International Raceway in Sebring, FL, but it's been a while since it's shown up.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 24/07/2026
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 23/07/2026
Water mane.
Water scene, rolling hills in the background. One-shot. Golden hour photo of someone with a lot of hair flinging it out of the water and making a curved splash following the motion.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 23/07/2026
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 12/07/2026
B. Kliban cartoon: "Vegetables". Black on white line drawing. A pile of what look like potatoes. American flag stuck in one which looks to me like Spiro Agnew. Might be wrong about that. Text: "THE VEGETABLE IN GENERAL, DOES LITTLE TO ADMIRE. IT OFTEN ENTERS POLITICS, BUT SELDOM RISES HIGHER."
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 09/07/2026
Dunno how I missed it (anemic sales near me?) but today I saw my first Nissan Z (out since 2020). Yes, it follows the 'copy our best old vehicle' touches trend, but damn that's a pretty ride. Not so much any recent BMW. Except this AI fantasy somebody made months ago:
AI-generated image of a BMW that combines the DNA of its best models going back to the '74 2002. Two-door, air dam, two modern headlights, a reasonably-shaped kidney nosepiece, ACTUAL grill, low, wide stance, rear flares and ducts. Shiny grey. A wing? Do I see a wing?
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 09/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch for about 20 minutes. He said he was "pining for the fjords".
Picture of Monty Python members Michael Palin and John Cleese, in character, enacting the "Dead Parrot" sketch. Cleese, in a raincoat, is holding a Norwegian Blue parrot, which may or may not be "resting".
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 05/07/2026
Cleaning off my Mac. The pic is a "treemap" viz of the disk by file size. WTF are those four big rectangles? AI apps. Yes. You can see why disk and memory are at a huge premium. This is DiskInventoryX on macOS. "WinDirStat" is similar on Windows. "KDirStat" is supposed to do this on Linux.
A "treemap" data visualization by file size of what's taking up space on a disk. There are four particularly gigantic boxes that dwarf everything else on the disk.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 01/07/2026
I'll take an El Domeano, thanks!
Photo of a black converted (some might say butchered) Cadillac El Dorado turned into a gutter El Camino with a couple big stereo speakers and a pointless "Wing" in the back. It's labeled "ELDOMEANO" and "Baddwrench", has stickers like a race car, and number "3". Street legal, in Florida anyway. Looks pretty 'neck.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 19/06/2026
Image of "Wolfie", one of the "Groovy Goolies" - from a 1970's cartoon, playing a lyre-shaped 4-stringed instrument which would be really hard to make work in real life; in part 'cuz there's no fretboard.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 17/06/2026
This one ring any bells?
Young woman in a strangely colored wig and makeup, "futuristic" sweater (as imagined in the 1970s), at a desk near some boxes with buttons on them.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 17/06/2026
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 17/06/2026
Cover of 'the complete series' collection of Hanna-Barbera's animated series "Where's Huddles?"
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 10/06/2026
Me, when the drugs stop working.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 22/05/2026
Keep fighting people! RESIST! RESIST!
Sign that says:

"REFUSE
TO BE STORED IN
BLACK PLASTIC SACKS
AND PLACED IN THE
CONTAINERS PROVIDED"
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day!
1960s TV cartoon: The Flintstones. Fred Flintstone meets the owner of Mother's Place: Sam Mother.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 09/05/2026
Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only.
DVD jacket for Idiocracy by Mike Judge. Joe Bauers (Luke Wilson) stands arms wide (like 'can you believe this') below the movie title IDIOCRACY on a yellow background, in front of a line of apes evolving to homo sapiens then appearing to devolve.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 09/05/2026
"Scotty, I think we're losing the pattern buffer..."
Still from Idiocracy: diorama of two dinosaurs, (both likely T. rex), one with American flags, the other with Nazi flags, fighting in a diorama of a barren wasteland with office buildings and a body of water. Still captured from the "Time Masheen" (sic) ride scene.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 20/04/2026
Batman and Robin look on with disgust at our president.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 10/04/2026
Reveling once more in the wonderful "These Things Happen" album by David van Tieghem. So very good.
Album jacket from David Van Tieghem's album "These Things Happen", featuring David in a nice dark sport coat on a black background, skinny tie, pointy shirt lapels, sine wave emerging from his left ear. He's holding a plastic dinosaur skeleton which looks like it's a wind-up toy. His hand's out to you.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 05/04/2026
He is risen, just not very much.
Road sign for US Highway 460 and KY 7 with a poster reading "He Is Risen" which has fallen off the post and is mostly obscured by grass at the bottom of the signpost.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 24/03/2026
Can't stop cracking up about this. Seen in The Verge's "best of twitter" scroll:
Paper towel dispenser with a sticker that says ' Voice Activated - Say Loudly "Paper Towel Now!" '
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 22/03/2026
The V3 will be a huge improvement on the V2.
Elon Musk at a presidential podium giving the Nazi salute.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 05/03/2026
Space? Easy?
NASA-like logo, wrapped around a cylinder, with the letters (instead of NASA): "FAFO"
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 03/03/2026
Succulent jigsaw complete except for the final piece.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 03/03/2026
Tough one...
Succulent image as a partially-completed jigsaw puzzle. About 15% done, with the square frame complete.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 25/02/2026
mtpfriends.bigcartel.com/product/what...
Product image of "What's more PUNK than the Public Library???" T-shirt, black with black-on-white text, white rectangle background. Product supports Mt. Pleasant Public Library, Washington, DC
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 23/02/2026
Printing tonight: Crutch mounts for my son's (post-surgical) wheelchair. Boy, they ought to just come with.
3D Printed parts: an orange crutch-foot cup and black attachment for the lower rear of a Drive medical wheelchair. Background, springy 3DP orange & black clips for the upper crutches, black machine screws, white metal nuts (M3 size, hex-socket screws)
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 18/02/2026
RESIST! RESIST! RESIST!
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 17/02/2026
Maybe the Preschool Peace Prize has something to do with it.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 17/02/2026
Best. Program. Guide. Entry. EVAR.
Electronic Program Guide (EPG) entry from MythTV showing (among other TV programs): "Fat Albert (Religious)".
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 07/02/2026
If headed to Sebring (sadly, gotta miss this year), a tip from decades of shooting there: outside Turn 5, upstream of bridge, late sunset, sun through windscreen illuminates driver's face, gives you some interesting shots. Sunset window for this is short: Practice! This is inside 5, but you get it.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 01/02/2026
Lady in a bar stands beneath hundreds of severed neckties, each with what is apparently a business card attached.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 01/02/2026
This is who runs this account.
A young jddj enjoying a mid-century carnival ride: a rocket ship that goes around in a circle, merry-go-round-like. jddj is manning a toy machine gun forward. There's an unmanned toy machine gun aft.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 15/01/2026
ICE deputy director resigns to run for Congress in Ohio And Dad is so proud!!!
Resigning Immigration and Customs Enforcement Deputy Director Madison Sheahan pictured in a split-screen next to ukelele performer Tiny Tim, who's definitely _not_ her Dad, but looks like he could be.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 02/01/2026
Great new product idea: Screaming chocolate Santas and Easter Bunnies - like they see you coming for the head!
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 16/12/2025
Pictured: The Rutles. A legend that will last a lunchtime.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 12/12/2025
Preschool Peace Prize. Just the thing for a toddler. Shows they've participated.
Photo of the sign for The Cambridge International Preschool at Buckhead in Atlanta, GA, USA. The sign features a globe with hands bearing it up, much like the "FIFA Peace Prize" trophy Trump was handed the other day.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 10/12/2025
Cartoon: Burdock is painting "Tis THE SEASON TO BE JOLL..." on the garage. Neighbor says "What do you think you're doing, Burdock? Why don't you write that on your own damn house?!"
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 10/12/2025
Batman and Robin, from the Hanna-Barbera cartoon. They look VERY disgusted.
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