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@jimmiedave.com
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Yep, that one. Migrated from that other platform, the one that got so awful. Trying to keep this in balance. Don't particularly want to see your cat. Nor that other similarly-named thing. I'm completely made of Pepperjack cheese.

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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 19h
Weird to find this in this reply thread. I sure don't watch Fox "news", but I don't watch MSNow for the same reason: clear spouting of opinion, labeled as "Breaking News". It does MSNow no credit to roll around in the shit, no more than it does Fox for the same thing.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 19h
Fetchez la vache!
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 20h
Corn may be a biofuel, but it's not green (except, while growing, it's literally the color green...). Corn is a disaster for the US, for the environment, and for the global climate. You can't fool us. We also know you can't say that out loud and go to Iowa.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 05/10/2026
Congrats! That's pretty damn good.
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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The UK Daily Mail obviously did not like the results of its own poll. Its own graphic portrays 75% as less than 50%. #UKPolitics #Brexit #EuropeanUnion
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 05/10/2026
Stop posting AI slop.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 05/10/2026
This is how i flirt. (Halloween Edition) (TCB⚡️)
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Elvis Bruce
Alt: Bruce Campbell, playing a man who might, or might not be Elvis Presley in "Bubba Ho-Tep", my Halloween go-to film. Bruce is rocking his geriatric karate moves.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The writers and actors were brilliant
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Canuckstan 🇨🇦 @jonchevreau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#via Canadian cartoonist Dave Whamond #CanadaSky #USpol
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 05/10/2026
#hisnameonit #noai
A southwestern US scene, blue sky, sandy soil, rail fence, barren trees and a grey barn in the background, hills in the distance. The portrait-format image features, front and a little right of center, a walk-in portable toilet, whose door reads "The Donald J. Trump Center for Explosive Diarrhea".
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 24/09/2026
Jesus. Stop posting clanker slop.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 24/09/2026
My jaw hit the floor years ago when Biden put his arms around that fuckwad after Oct. 7. Sure, Oct. 7 was horrible, but I haven't been surprised (just appalled) by everything surrounding Netanyahu since.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 23/09/2026
Saying it again: If Kid Rock is your "headliner", you don't understand the meaning of the word "headliner".
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 23/09/2026
Besides, wouldn't people in Shakespeare's time be speaking contemporary Elizabethan English (later than Middle English)? And WTF, the play is set in Italy! With apologies to the Firesign Theatre, "Their metaphors are mixed, and thick as gruel!"
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 23/09/2026
It's all about product placement.
Spray bottle of "Old English" Lemon Oil.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 22/09/2026
Stop posting clanker slop.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 19/09/2026
I've got it! The Doctor's invisible sidekick is a pugnacious invisible K9 robot called "Scrappy-Who"!
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 17/09/2026
Why does the guy want to be president, when he could spend his nights home on the couch?
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 17/09/2026
An outrage. One of many reasons to stay the fuck out of Texas.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 17/09/2026
Nobody that follows me will make sense of this, but if you geek, the ESP32-CAM looks and works like ass. Just ordered two more Seeed Studio AMB82-Minis, which can _actually_ stream 1080p (I've done it). You're gonna need an RTSP endpoint to watch (VLC?). Don't waste your time on an ESP32-CAM.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 17/09/2026
"...so...Director Patel.........HOW many pigfuckers?"
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 17/09/2026
Crack and Fentanyl. Dude's got to choose: Go up, or go down. This is like mashing all the elevator buttons.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 17/09/2026
This just in: Peter Thiel looking fervently for the Antichrist, but is having trouble locating a mirror...
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 16/09/2026
Trump wants his name on a building memorializing a slain president. I can imagine a path forward for him.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 16/09/2026
Mainstream Media, let me tee this up for you for the next press conference: "Director Patel, how many pigfuckers is the FBI planning to hire? This as distinct from cowfuckers, horsefuckers, gerbil stuffers and fish lickers? I assume leather bird-doms and Guinea teasers are a separate category."
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Weird Stare
Alt: Kash Patel, Weird Stare.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 16/09/2026
@gretchenmenn.bsky.social Following "Levee" with "Immigrant Song", "Kashmir" on YouTube tonight. Really love what you've done with Zeparella (and am wearing my Zeparella Tee ATM). Hope I'll get to see you again in ATL sometime! BTW, a big fan of (late, great) Kevin Gilbert's "Kashmir" - checkitout!
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 16/09/2026
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 16/09/2026
I've heard Grievo is also dropping out of Ed Sheeran's tour as a result of Macklemore's cancellation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=74PH...
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KITH Brain Candy - Grievo
YouTube video by Old Man Black Socks
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 16/09/2026
Looks like a simple bad gamma setting for the transfer (or LUT or however they're doing it - so many ways) to me.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 16/09/2026
There were no fucking "financial woes" before Trump started dicking around with it. A man who could bankrupt a CASINO - a business based on gambling addiction, so lucrative and stable the Mob thought casinos were a safe bet - has no business running ANYTHING!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@MohanadElshieky

Please stop saying the vaccine doesn't have severe side effects. I took my shots and now I'm alive and have to keep working
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 16/09/2026
What about Rod Torfulson's Armada, featuring Herman Menderchuk? The Rutles? Sonic Death Monkey?
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 16/09/2026
Great job. I ought to hate Jules, but I love that guy.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 15/09/2026
I don't understand why JD Vance would want to be president, when he could be spending his evenings home on the couch.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 15/09/2026
You walrus hurt the one you love
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 15/09/2026
No tears for that guy. The current SCOTUS makeup is his fault.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 15/09/2026
{dial tone}
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 14/09/2026
Why does Jared Kushner always look like a sex doll they rejected for being "too disturbing, even for THOSE guys..."
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 14/09/2026
James Brownie
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 14/09/2026
A stopped clock is right twice a day.
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Neal Shepperson @nealshepperson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Scumscumscumscumscum...
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Patriotism Patriotic
ALT: Patriotism Patriotic
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 13/09/2026
Parody of the Rolling Stones "Some Girls" album cover. Band name is "THE DERP STATE" and the album title is "Some Dorks". Each of the faces of what would've  been a number of wig models interspersed with Rolling Stones' faces, is here a picture of the ugly mug of the 47th president of the United States. Looking ugly, as only he can.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 13/09/2026
Grocery store near me has a "Baby Club". I hope to God I never have to use one of those...
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 13/09/2026
What I wanna know: Who watches "Back to the Future" and thinks: "Y'know, Biff would make a great president!"
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 13/09/2026
Model 3 is steel. BTW, I hate that guy, you know the one, but some respect to Tesla for bootstrapping an American car company in a big fucking hurry.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 13/09/2026
That's not the only reason. The Tesla Model S (& all its versions, now discontinued) is largely aluminum. Body shops are trained to work with steel. If you want to repair an aluminum car, you've got to find a rare bird of a shop, and be prepared to wait a while due to demand. Or settle for a total.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 13/09/2026
Marvin the melancholy android. "I've seen it. It's crap."
Picture of Marvin, the Melancholy Android from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I believe this is from the TV version (not using the one from that crap movie). He's lifting his right hand (probably can't lift the left because of the "terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side"). Do yourself a favor: listen to the original BBC radio series, not the audio books. The original series is wonderful, and the wellspring of all the rest.
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jimmiedave @jimmiedave.com · 13/09/2026
Trump? I think you mean "Douchebag visit"
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