Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 10/10/2026How to talk to your friend about the Queer & Funny Improv Festival queerandfunny.com 011
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I need one of each for an improv team I’m casting, thanks. 1214
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Ha ha I didn’t even say it out loud and I’m getting targeted ads on Instagram. 110
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 23/06/2026They have nice stands, you don’t have to be a living room monster like me! 210
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Awwww @fivemanjob.bsky.social you were yesterday’s NYT Letter Boxed! 130
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Thank you Cameo for keeping me always aware of Proops Pricing. 130
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I thought I saw Magne Furuholmen on the streets of Oslo but then I realized, no, he would not look the same today as on the poster in my teenage bedroom!! 020
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I hope I never forget how nice it was to go to the beach all summer. 080
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 02/09/2025We were the 2004 ComedySportz World Champions. We’ve won since then! But I’m not good at keeping track. 040
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2? 030
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Can you imagine non-ironically wearing a hat that speaks about you in the third person? Let alone brags and lies about you in the third person? 000
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Goodbye Terrance Stamp, your performance in Priscilla Queen of the Desert will stay with me always. 150
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Can’t stop thinking about that kid asking “What is Donald Trump going to do about climate change?” in the most fed up tone as Karoline Leavitt tries to keep the kids press conference cutesy-poo. 110
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Update! Eric did the hard part for my birthday! But then I fought the fourth phase so I helped Hyrule too! 040
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 17/07/2025It’s up to 3 people from two countries, picking up speed here. 110
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie. 040
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 02/07/2025My beloved husband and I will be giving a duo performance as part of @improvagogo at Strike Theater, Sunday 7/6 at 7:30. Tickets at the door, pay what you like. We shall see you there! 140
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 15/06/2025We learned on the way that Speaker Hortman & her husband were dead, Senator Hoffman & his wife wounded, the gunman at large. We did not turn back, we will not turn back. #NoKings #Minnesota 050
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Why’s Canada sending smoke and not ketchup chips?!? 021
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I also have another @simonearth.bsky.social piece — this is Oscar the Pet Rock among the aloes. 130
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 29/04/2025@supplydepotmpls.bsky.social Cops took someone’s stuff from a doorway at Franklin & S 4th Ave at 6pm. I didn’t see anyone 010
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Without downloading pics, where are you at mentally? 000
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 01/02/2025It’s all one long book report on a book he didn’t read. 000
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Hold all my calls, I will be googling frog x-rays all day. 110
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Google Maps of the Gulf of Mexico has somebody’s photo of the sunset from four days ago. The Gulf doesn’t know care what its name is. No one can change what it is. No one can change who you are. You are you and you know it. 060
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 20/01/2025For a calendar of local improv events, visit TwinCitiesImprov.com What is improv, you ask? It’s unscripted theater or comedy created in the moment through imagination, teamwork, goofiness, and/or love. Local improvisors: submit your shows there or tinyurl.com/ImprovEvents 160
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Wow those guys stole my boat and @nytgames.bsky.social does not care. 020
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Sometimes I type “maps” into Maps instead of typing where I want to go. 000
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 12/01/2025@thriftbooks.bsky.social has placed me at an intersection that I did not know I inhabited 220
