Reposted by Jill BernardKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Viewing this video changed the trajectory of my day earlier 11982386
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 8hOMG that last track where they simply cannot stop dissolving into giggles over a man wanting to be a nurse. 020
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What letter of the alphabet would make the best chair? Upper case or lower case. 100
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Another reason it's important that she face justice is because it's a tenant of toxic masculinity that men are supposed to enjoy it when a woman harasses them. Let's dismantle the whole thing. 0100
Reposted by Jill BernardMiranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 04/10/2026In reflection, these leaves fallen across a puddle, have found a way back into their parents’ arms. 941187
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I just searched “Verizon store where they are nice” and got a list of Verizon stores where they are not nice according to reviews, oh well. 010
Reposted by Jill BernardThe Associated Press @apnews.com · 02/10/2026Experts say now is an ideal time to get a flu shot, before influenza starts spreading widely. It's also a good time for vulnerable people to get vaccinated against another winter risk, RSV, and to get up to date on protection against COVID-19. 511959
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m not going to remember the full list. I wish someone would maintain a website called gavinnewsomisnofriend.com that we can refer to when the moment comes 020
Reposted by Jill Bernardfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have a model railway in the loft. Whenever my wife annoys me, I withdraw services to the station named after her. 2542318
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I kept trying to make the joke ‘menos o menos’ but everyone kept correcting me to ‘más o menos’. Wordplay is hard when it is a fair assumption that you’re making a language mistake. 030
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I need one of each for an improv team I’m casting, thanks. 1214
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Look, I love cats and babies but I also need hearing aid batteries that are possible to remove from the package. Do they make some for catless babyless people? 110
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is really incredible. Like he really thinks he’s got a gotcha in real time and confused the Atlanta Hawks for the Iowa Hawkeyes 131
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026OMG I didn’t notice because I was insiiiiiiiide!!!! 010
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Has there ever been a Cult of Personality surrounding someone with a good personality? 100
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You not using that gift card was $10 of operations funding for French Meadow, my favorite secret small business support. 010
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I still say “Badly done, Emma” to myself anytime I make a mistake. I don’t even remember anything about the book or movie anymore.static.klipy.comBadly Done, Emma - Mr. KnightleyALT: Badly Done, Emma - Mr. Knightley 000
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Right now all my Instagram ads are for little plastic rings to put on senior dogs’ claws so they don’t slip. I hope it never ends. I do not have a dog. 050
Reposted by Jill BernardKeith Harris @usefulnoise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No matter what else we do, we MUST make Lakeville look like this by 2031. 5718
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My dad wants me to explain how to email a photo from his iphone and this is an Apollo 13 level call I will not accept. 010
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I learned “boca abajo” means the same as “face down”. I was just lying on my back opening my mouth wider, the nurse thought I was insane. 010
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Exciting update! I have a parasite! They gave me more medicines than I’ve ever received in my life. 000
Reposted by Jill BernardJen Scott @octoberdandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Reading a think piece on Dungeon Crawler Carl & this appears: "And the people of Minneapolis, who this past winter broke the vanguard of American authoritarianism, did it with nothing more secret or clever than whistles, text messages, and an absolute commitment to loving their neighbors." 141
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fortunately there was a break in the schedule anyway so I’m just chilling! 010
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hate being sick on a trip. It’s even harder to figure out how to right yourself in an unfamiliar place. 110
Reposted by Jill Bernardalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026an AI themed cocktail is when the bartender dumps a bucket of water on your feet and then says "You're absolutely right to question why I dumped a bucket of water on your feet" and then shows you a fake photo of your naked sister. it costs 270 dollars. 2589
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Happy Birthday to Marty Bernard who probably scanned this…. 000
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I am going to do Drum Machine in Santo Domingo tonight. In Spanish somehow. I got heat stroke: my fever broke but I’m probably going to shit myself. I hope somehow I find all the fun because otherwise this is the best setup in the world. Wonderful people, beautiful theater, supertalented musician 030
Reposted by Jill Bernardrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen 743213445
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If I spoke Spanish perfectly we would never have the joy of everyone in the store working together to figure out what an “index card” is. 000
Reposted by Jill BernardFlan @flanknits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Drop in traffic at @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social has tripled over the last few months, as needs have increased due to city actions in both Minneapolis and Saint Paul. We need to boost fundraising so we can increase capacity - please help if you can! SupplyDepotMpls.com for all the linkssupplydepotmpls.comsanctuarysupplydepot Official: Instagram, Facebook | LinktreeMutual aid group in Mpls getting basic necessities to our houseless neighbors 14655
Reposted by Jill BernardDavid Kaye @davidakaye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026to be clear, the admin is alleged to have deported AT LEAST 25,447 individuals TO COUNTRIES THAT ARE NOT THEIR OWN with, evidently, ZERO PROTECTIONS. this is a scandal and crime of historic proportions.forbiddenstories.orgThe Deportation Project MapBetween 2025 and August 2026, the Trump administration deported over 25,000 people to countries other than their country of origin. Very few of these removals were publicly announced by the US. The De... 3822401169
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This fucker is why it’s impossible to open pill bottles!! 000
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In Minneapolis we just got rid of our last horse cops! www.startribune.com/mounted-poli...startribune.comMounted patrol quietly put out to pasture after Minneapolis City Council reined in fundingAfter more than three decades, the last horse patrol unit in Minnesota has stopped clopping through the streets. 031
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You shouldn’t play “Take This Job and Shove It” so loud. 110
Reposted by Jill BernardElle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This would have been such an easy yes. I don’t want to hear one fucking thing about this guy as a presidential candidate. 513038
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I wish all Republican candidates had to answer where they were on January 6. 052
Reposted by Jill BernardThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🔥This is how it’s done. Imagine if every anti-immigrant fearmongering liar was grilled like this. #ShowMeTheStats #GetYourPhoneOut 🏴 (h/t @ukcameraman.bsky.social ) 962478712
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Thank god. I am so sick of hearing about him and hearing his stupid voice. That was one of the best parts of Biden getting elected, suddenly we got to hear from/about the president a normal amount again. 010
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I bought a new door decoration today because I can’t find my skeleton, which sounds like something a yoga teacher would say. “Find your skeleton!” 040
Reposted by Jill BernardMullaney @ircmullaney.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There are still spots available for my workshop at the Omaha Comedy Fest! Improvising from the Gut is one of my favorite workshops to teach. It's all about how important it is to surprise yourself on stage, to make impulsive choices and then justify them afterward. www.crowdwork.com/e/improvisin... 011
Reposted by Jill BernardJohnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 18/04/2025As a [1/2-white] Black lawyer with 4 years of formal Linguistics training, I consider myself an AAVE expert, among other specialties. That said, please enjoy. 🤓☺️ 821966228
Jill Bernard @jillybee72.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ha ha the Mint Mobile representative suggested I log out and log back in of my Gmail to get the confirmation code, but I forgot I was talking to him on Google Voice which means I hung up on him. 100
