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You hysterical idiots. Donald Trump wasn’t asking Iran to attack LA or San Diego, he was just talking in a completely incoherent way that we have chosen to interpret as saying it would be bad if that happened. And it’s actually good that he talks like that,

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’ve seen the stupid refrigerator video. Everyone hates it. Please stop.

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If they bring me an iced coffee too I will hire them

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

y'all can't make me like Taskmaster

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There’s tape on the side of his face?

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Fuck these guys* *when my contact is up

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Do not ironically buy the sloppy pin

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And here’s the 2-1 pitch to Nick Castellanos here on a beautiful night at Three Fifths Field…

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026

So in the mind of the person who typed in this prompt all of these people got into heaven?

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Tabitha Fringe Chase @tabby676.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Today in 1975 Mitchell premiered in theaters! #MST3K

Movie poster for Mitchell. The word “Mitchell” in quotation marks surrounded by art inspired by the movie, including Mitchell wielding a pike.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Catching up on the big tech news:

What advantages does this $3,000’foldable iPhone have over say, a piece of paper? Which I could also fold in half.

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This collection of one-hoppers to second base really convinced me

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

People who work for Sony think that the Sony announcement will be very popular for Sony?

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 07/09/2026

OH MY GOD THE NATHAN FIELDER x ELIZABETH HOLMES MOVIE IS REAL

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I don’t care where you’re from, you just leave the body in the pool

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This is the equivalent of picking a ring tone in public

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You are not the tallest person on bluesky

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

He’s going to keep it for himself

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The one person too stupid to be corrupt during the Trump admin

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Everyone is so fucking stupid. Knock it off.

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Could we just rename it to American bacon

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Vaxxed? Oh…yes…. quite obviously

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

dolly parton died of big natural causes

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Hey! Pete hegseth is a piece of shit.

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Jon osoff tried to hit Natalie harp with a baseball bat

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Mob Flurzen as The Plenipotentiary

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026

No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The baby with 72 injections is completely protected, at least in this picture

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

When will they completely remove the ability to repost for Jerry and Jerry alone? @jcsalterego.bsky.social

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Hey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them.

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Same exact thing was going through Vince Carter’s head to be fair

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technically john @jhnrbk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Couldn’t imagine anything more pathetic than asking someone on the Internet to please allow me to interact with you

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vish khanna @vishkhanna.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

LeBron is so weird he pulled the reverse Fresh Prince

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UFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Exclusive leaked Marvel Doomsday footage of Paul Rudd (Ant-Man) using Cerebro in X-Mansion to track down the other missing superheroes

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Most absurd moment in Avengers: Doomsday trailer: Thor sees Captain America and says “It’s not possible!” I mean, come on, there’s nothing MORE possible in a franchise than a character coming back from the dead. Believe me, I’m in the upcoming MST3K reboot, so I know what I am talking about!

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