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JFK’s Shiny Teeth

@jfksshinyteeth.bsky.social
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It’s okay, I’m from Canada. Left The Bad Site after the election. So sick of that man and his stupid tie and Temu gold decor and racism and misogyny and fascism etcetera ad infinitum. My dog hates lawn chairs.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 01/10/2026
Even in dark times, democracy can renew itself. That’s the quiet power of voting: every election is a chance to refresh the system, correct course, and begin again.
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JFK’s Shiny Teeth @jfksshinyteeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I THINK I CAN SUM UP THE CURRENT MOOD OF WOMEN BY TELLING YOU I’VE SEEN AN INORDINATE AMOUNT OF AILEEN WUORNOS APPRECIATION POSTS ON MY SOCIAL MEDIA FEEDS TODAY.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He destroys everything.
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Ravenmark @ravenmark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A question worth asking: If a president repeatedly violates the Constitution, and enough members of his own party knowingly refuse to use their constitutional powers to restrain him, when does that stop being one president’s failure—and become a crisis of the party’s constitutional legitimacy?
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump reveals location of US snipers and drones, makes his future Triump Arch a legitimate military target for any adversary the US is at war with.
At the strong request of the United States Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch, planned since the Civil War Era many years ago, at the Receptive Circle adjoining the Arlington Memorial Bridge, into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch, to house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers, on both the roof and plaza areas, and additionally have and hold large quantities of sniper ammunition in storage. There will be no facility like this anywhere in the World.
Out of the 59 top cities and Capitals, Washington, D.C., IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD THAT DOES NOT HAVE A TRIUMPHAL ARCH, but it will now and, by far, the greatest of them all! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At the strong request of the United States Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Washington Monument into a top grade Death Star.
Death Star on the Washington mall
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Transgender people deserve to have a nice life. That is the entirety of the argument. If you disagree, you’re saying that you do not believe in liberty or justice for all.
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JFK’s Shiny Teeth @jfksshinyteeth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Senator Bing Bong’s Sunday walk 🐾
Lewis the Great Dane being a good boy on his Sunday walk through the forest.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“we are currently experiencing higher than normal call volumes”
Elizabeth Holmes “why would I deceive you” meme
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thank you Canada… again.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Former Canada PM Jean Chrétien: "Never mistake our generosity for weakness. Never mistake our tolerance for lack of determination. And never, never mistake our kindness for softness. We bow to no one." #cdnpoli
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026
25 years ago, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 people, including 2,753 New Yorkers. As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026
This morning, New York City came together in remembrance of 25 years since the horrific terror attacks of September 11. 25 years of grief and loss, heroism and heartbreak, rebuilding and renewal.
Scenes from the 9/11 Memorial Ceremony. City workers in uniform hold an American flag. Mayor Mamdani, Governor Hochul, and other officials stand together. Mourners, including a young girl in a pink t-shirt, lay flowers at Ground Zero. A woman with grey hair mourns at Ground Zero. A man in an orange t-shirt and green baseball cap embraces a woman in a green shirt and black sunglasses. A man holds a poster of a firefighter, Michael Edward Roberts, who made the ultimate sacrifice on 9/11.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This should be on the front page of every newspaper tomorrow.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 victim Michael Massaroli’s son: "You do my dad's legacy & the legacy of all victims no honor using this tragedy to spread hate. I've had to spend 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers & sisters, people who don't look like them."
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Paul Simon pays tribute to the victims of 9/11 by performing “The Sound of Silence.”
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10/09/2026
Some sacrifices are too profound for words. On 9/11, the men and women of the FDNY showed us what extraordinary courage looks like — answering the call when our city needed them most.
Mayor Mamdani, FDNY Commissioner Bonsignore and other officials stand with their hands over their hearts. In front of them, portraits of fallen FDNY members blow in the wind
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You know, there is a constitutional mechanism to remove a president who is unable to discharge the duties of his office.
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 09/09/2026
You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#satire
Trump Remembers Heroically
Throwing Himself Over Tower
7 To Protect It From Hitting
The Ground

[pic of younger trump in nyc]  

satire
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Geneviève E. Hewitt @genevieve1st.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Just Die Already Elaine Benes
Alt: Just Die Already Elaine Benes
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Just_Vicki 🐾🎵💟🕉💙🌈🌻🇺🇲🇺🇦🇨🇦 @justvickimarie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I can not f*cking stand this entire family.
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DumplinMasher @prosec34.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
These deranged postings should be the lead story on every media outlet. Every single day.
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Shirley Jennings 🇨🇦 📎 @canteach.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Our PM should be summoning the US ambassador to ask for an explanation
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Carney on the US trade war: "The world is opening its doors to us, making Canada the best connected economy in the world. Our businesses now enjoy tariff-free access to 1.5 billion consumers around the world. Over the next six months, we will double that number." #cdnpoli
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JFK’s Shiny Teeth @jfksshinyteeth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
SWEAR TO GOD, MITCH MCCONNELL JUST HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME AT THE LAKE LOUISE PETRO-CAN.
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JFK’s Shiny Teeth @jfksshinyteeth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lewis is a Democrat.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is Sky, one of my models at the shelter yesterday. As you can see she forgot one of her legs at home and tried to act all casual like I wouldn’t notice. I have never in my life had to deal with such unprofessional conduct.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 01/09/2026
You are at point to lose your liberties.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Anybody know what happened to mitch McConnell?
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JFK’s Shiny Teeth @jfksshinyteeth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Was greeted with fall weather when I arrived at work this morning. Fantastic.
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Domain Expansion: Joyful Chaos Dimension @pricethecreator.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Am I joke to you, Sharon??"
Befuddled orange cat next to Lego Cat
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Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Kitten at the vet today called Mayor Meowdani. He’s wearing a little tie!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Anglo Canadians being forced to conjugate être in the fourth grade: god I hate Quebec, French is the worst Anglo Canadians when an American insults Quebec:
Blurry screenshot of former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien choking out a journalist on live TV
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In honour of Dolly Parton, encourage your children to read books. In honour of Tim Curry, encourage them to play near an open storm drain in the rain.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Never stop talking about @zohrankmamdani. Zohran’s success in delivering results for NYC and being loved undercuts all the lies and fearmongering everywhere.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s Lake Ontario.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 27/08/2026
BREAKING: USDA warning: do not consume any food.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton spent 80 years proving you could have big hair, a bigger heart, a brilliant mind and absolutely no patience for anyone who underestimated you. She gave us unforgettable songs, free books for millions of children, and enough wit, rhinestones and kindness to light up Tennessee.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's good to know the U.S. president has his priorities straight: China’s robot revolution, Ukraine’s technological advances, and Russia’s military buildup for a 2nd front against Europe can wait. It’s more important to antagonize Canada, lose a trade war, and try to rename a lake.
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Ross Johnson @rosserford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We’re going to hear about how everyone loved Dolly, and that feels true. But it’s good to remember, and to her credit, that she was attacked for her AIDS activism, her vaccine advocacy, her LGBTQ+ support and even, more recently, for her reading initiatives. She ALWAYS stood firm when it mattered.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/08/2026
The Empire State Building went pink at exactly 9:25pm for Dolly Parton. Because of course they made it 9 to 5. That’s how you honor an icon. 🩷
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RGBAtlantica 🇨🇦 @ratlantica.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🇨🇦 🇨🇦 Calling All Canadians: The Petition to Remove US Ambassador to Canada, Pete Hoekstra details and sign up here: #HouseofCommons #Parliament www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was a supporter of Willa B. Farms, an animal rescue in Old Hickory, TN. I hope you will consider a donation in her memory. 💔 www.willabfarms.com/donate
Photo from the 1970s of the most radiant and wonderful Dolly Parton, smiling brilliantly and holding a tiny orange tabby kitten up to her cheek.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“By her example, we believed anything was possible… she will always love you.” ❤️ #RIPDolly From the family of Dolly Parton: www.facebook.com/share/v/1P2y...
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