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Jess ☆ she/they ☆ 29 ☆ ain't no lie, baby, {bi 💖 bi 💜 bi 💙} *echoes* gray-ace! 🖤🩶🤍💜♠️ ☆

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blizz (professional hater) @blizzb3ar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lymphoma can affect anyone at any age. The @lymphomacommunity.bsky.social provides free resources, support, and research funding to help every person navigate their individual journey. If you want to learn more or find out how you can help, check out lymphoma.org #cancer #lymphoma #sponsored
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Secret Sleepover Society @secretsleepoversociety.com · 30/08/2026
TONIGHT at 830 ET we're continuing in INCIDENT AT GALLEY HOUSE Twitch.tv/secretsleepoversociety
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Clue: What Do You Mean, Murder?
ALT: Clue: What Do You Mean, Murder?
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Drawfee Show @drawfeeshow.com · 27/08/2026
We're playing our game DRAWNSTERS with @caldy.bsky.social and @pillowfight.io RIGHT NOW! Come join us to see the gameplay in action and have your questions answered by the devs! Twitch.tv/drawfeeshow
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drawfeeshow - Twitch
Welcome to Drawfee where we take your dumb ideas and make even dumber drawings! Join us as we take your requests and try our best to draw it there on the spot and joke around while doing it. We're sor...
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kabona @dilfosaur.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
been watching a lot of soccer
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kabona @dilfosaur.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
an extra futbol luce
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Drawfee Show @drawfeeshow.com · 02/07/2026
Thank you to @hankgreen.bsky.social for taking us to outer space on today's Drawfee! youtu.be/MXTa8JoSmHs
youtu.be
Hank Green Described Planets and We Drew the Aliens That Would Live There
YouTube video by Drawfee Show
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Secret Sleepover Society @secretsleepoversociety.com · 02/07/2026
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Secret Sleepover Society @secretsleepoversociety.com · 02/07/2026
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Secret Sleepover Society @secretsleepoversociety.com · 18/05/2026
NEW MERCH!🎉 Celebrating our first annual SSS Summer Conclave which boasted a record low number of Incidents with only 3 attendees becoming Irrevocably Altered! Excited to see you and your friends next year (tell no one). Pick up the new merch at our one and only store store.dftba.com/collections/...
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Drawfee Show @drawfeeshow.com · 01/05/2026
Coming soon 👀
Teaser image showing a phone on a table, a blurry image of cartoon versions of the Drawfee hosts in the background, and the Youtooz logo in the foreground.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We’re living under a racist fascist kleptocracy and @nytimes.com is asking the hard hitting journalistic questions.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Bill Barr and Bill Burr imply the existence of Bill Berr, Bill Birr and Bill Borr
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Matt Walsh
I would kill every ape in the world to save one human, because humans are more important. This is a very simple concept, folks.

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Replying to @MattWalshBlog
would you suck every ape’s dick to save one human
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Michael Meir Saltzman @saltzman.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Total conjecture but I wonder how much of this directly results from living in a world inundated with ads & marketing. Since I was a kid I’ve always been amazed at how much information we absorb is obfuscating reality in order to sell products - & it’s only gotten much worse!
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
And in case there was any room for doubt, the Republican coauthor of KOSA explicitly said she expects and hopes the bill to make it harder for queer people to connect with each other and find out they're not alone (as Katelyn says she did here) www.them.us/story/kosa-s...
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Lawmaker Says the “Kids Online Safety Act” Aims to Protect Kids from “The Transgender”
KOSA has bipartisan support but LGBTQ+ advocates say it would be harmful.
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Yet another reason why KOSA (and its ilk) are inherently queerphobic laws and anyone who supports them - from either party! - needs to be run out of office yesterday.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 22/03/2026
This is bad: Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, the busiest airport in the world, has *turned off* its official wait time tracker www.atl.com/times/
Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport

Passenger Security

Due to current federal conditions, passengers are advised to allow at least 3 hours or more for domestic and 4 or hours or more for international screenings.

Allow additional time for checked baggage.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Looking forward to ICE ending these long lines at TSA checkpoints the only way they know how -- dispersing tear gas and savagely assaulting anyone who's left
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The fix has been in for a really long time.
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Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 22/03/2026
Trump wants to send ICE agents to US airports. This will not make any of us safer. Read my full statement.
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Mr Peculiar 🔞 NEW ANIMATION OUT @mrpecu.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking. I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process
Office Rep: Hello! this is the office for congressman Billy Bob. How May I help you?

Me: Hey my name is (Gov. name) from (residing city). I had some concerns.

Office Rep: Sure thing I can pass on a message!

Me: Are you familiar with this ongoing push for these online safety laws? 

Office Rep: Hmm...Is there a particular bill or law that it involves?

Me: A few actually! 

Office Rep: Go ahead!Me: the KIDS Act, Kids online safety act (KOSA), the Screen Act, Sammy's Law, and the App Store Accountability Act

Office Rep: Got it!

Me: I strongly oppose these laws and I urge Billy Bob to vote no when these bills are up for vote. They do nothing to actually protect children and are just a cover to suppress free speech. 

Also There's been a bipartisan push to end section 230. I think Section 230 should be protected since it's important for online free speech. I'm not a fan of this speed running of a surveillance state happening
right now. Have you noticed that?

Office Rep: (Chuckles) Okay, I have it all written down and I'll make sure Billy Bob gets the message. Thank you for calling!

Me: Thank you for listening.
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frogthief27.bsky.social @frogthief27.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I periodically return to The Hobbit #hobbit
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ruto @rutobuka.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
One of my illustrations for thesadchicken's "Lost Kingdom", a gorgeous fic about Thorin's return to life, which inspired me to no end! Go check them out on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/707883... #bagginshield
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MaxxFergus @maxxfergus.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
More variants of my Daddy Gandalf! 🔥🔥🔥 . #lordoftherings #gandalf #gaybear #yaoibara #gaygeek #gaymer
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ruto @rutobuka.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
how about some gals on a date for a change of scenery? 🛣️ #bagginshield
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
if you don't have to shop at amazon, please stop shopping at amazon. evil company that doesn't need your money.
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Porn was only ever the cover. In half the country, these laws now effectively mandate facial scans to access any material deemed "harmful to minors" by the state attorney general or a conservative parent. What they passed is much, much broader than people generally realized.
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Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch Porn
Missouri’s age verification law, enacted on November 30, is the halfway mark for the sweep of age verification laws across the country.
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 04/12/2025
If you have to take the quiz, Ally has some news for you 👀 #AdventuringAcademy
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old 192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
Jonathan the Tortoise (left) and friend
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The image is of a comic.
Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?"
Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy."
Santa responds "Very nice!"
Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?"
Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.
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Bonjour @bonjourdraws.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
thinking about when I was drawing bilbo and thorin whilst watching the hobbit… I miss them already 😔
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Justin Carter @gigawattconduit.blacksky.app · 13/10/2025
Part of why the movie works in animation because the women get to move and express themselves in ways animated women do not, a thing Kang specifically said spurred her to make this variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Creator Rejects Live-Action Movie: ‘It Would Feel Too Grounded. It Wouldn’t Work for Me’
'KPop Demon Hunters' creator Maggie Kang does not want the hit Netflix movie to be turned into a live-action film.
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Mike Engel @michaelengel.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
If it were Biden saying not to take "aceto---well how do we say that?" then righties would be POUNDING tylenol right now in defiance.
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Jess: The Piratess 🏴‍☠️🔞🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jessthepiratess.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
One of these should be on the DM company holiday card or smtg, if that's a thing that exists lol idk. just more fave video game kill count screenshots tjat made me laugh 😊✨️ @lowcarbcomedy.bsky.social @deadmeatjames.bsky.social
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Tom BPM @Metaphor Chicago/GATEway Fate @bearpigman.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 09/09/2025
GOP greatly overestimates the number of fucks GenX and younger give about Bill Clinton.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton????? A:
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The Home Depot skeletons have unionized and they're fighting for better bonefits
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Buttons 🔞 @youbetyourbuttons.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Life drawing study but make it sapphic #bagginshield hobbits should be FAT OKAY ILL DIE ON THIS HILL #thehobbit #bilbobaggins #fembilbo #digitalart #lifedrawing
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Marwood @marwoodlennox.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Going up to a 18 year old in a public place and screaming that she's a, and I quote, 'sissy porn watching scumbag' and taking her phone out of her hand... we have perhaps our freest speech yet.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
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Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
The state’s elimination of vaccine mandates is a courageous first step toward decluttering itself of any excess kids.
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Paul Crider @paulcrider.liberalcurrents.com · 04/09/2025
This thread of fascist ghouls present (and presenting!) at the Abundance conference is worth reading. But I caution against assuming this is what "abundance" means. There are fascists calling themselves liberals too (e.g. Stanford's "Classical Liberalism Initiative"). Socialism has its ghouls too.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 04/09/2025
the urgent news matter of the moment involving ro khanna is that he supports glinner's right to to tell everyone to punch trans women in the genitals. i do not appreciate his leadership on this matter.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
There are not words with enough contempt to describe this
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 04/09/2025
surely we can come up with something better for 7 billion people than being lorded over by a bunch of plundering elderly murder and torture enthusiasts who whisper to each other about printing spare organs so they can immiserate others in perpetuity
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 04/09/2025
😤
a frowning Shaq issuing a technical foul captioned 

when the murderer starts being mean to Columbo
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