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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Me: ok, but *why* does FFVI have a tapir of wakefulness? My friend: Never underestimate the whimsy of final fantasy.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Nope Nope #NoKings #Michigan
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 29/03/2026
A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...
LAPD officers arrest a protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty outside a federal building during a ‘Kings Day’ protest. (Connor Sheets/Los Angeles Times)
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My mental state these days
Screenshot of the part of the neverending story where atreyu is trying to pull artax out of the swamp. I have written "me" over artax and "also me" over atreyu
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I encourage you to reach late middle age by any means necessary if for no other reason than to find out just how primo the naps are. No matter how much you like naps now you will not believe it
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
FFXIV really found the most pretentious way to rephrase "red sky in morning, sailors take warning"
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Someone should make a dental hygienist level of Power Wash Simulator. Like, cleaning plaque off the Monty Python teeth
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
There's a guy on this train who really, obviously wants to give me a hint to today's wordle
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
235 hours in, lo, the second expansion!
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
whoops
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i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes
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Vancouver Is Awesome @viawesome.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Premier Eby says B.C. will make daylight time permanent
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Premier Eby says B.C. will make daylight time permanent
This Sunday will mark the last time B.C. residents have to change their clocks.
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
There's a "is anyone even reading this" sort of honesty you get in the software update release notes from a project that's been around for a long time.
The screenshot of the release notes reads:

A new version of TeX Live Utility is available!
TeX Live Utility 1.55 is now available-you have 1.54. Would you like to download it now?
Release Notes:
Changes Since 1.54
• Fix bug 137, homepage link in Help Book.
• First release in a long time, since I don't use TeX anymore and resent the very idea of paying Apple annually for the privilege of giving away free and open-source software. Also, I'm really lazy. Please accept my apologies for all the annoying issues you've encountered in this mission-critical software.
• Updated mirror list, which was three years out of date.
• Added missing legacy mirrors, which was even more out of date.
• Added an alert on startup when user tries Homebrew's lobotomized MacTex, because those lunatics left timgr but removed its database.
Thanks for nothing, guys. Bug 142 and 144.
• Use a custom user-agent to work around the Anubis bot trap on texlive.info. Can't wait to see what else breaks because of this, thanks to the profusion of degenerate Artificial Insemination fetishists scraping websites to feed their models.
• Lists of countries in Repository/Continent are now sorted. No idea how you people let me get away with that one for the last fifteen years.
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I'm pretty sure that one of the CBC hockey announcers just implied that he reads RPF about the American and Canadian Olympic team goalies
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Instead of a cat, Dr. Evil should have had a Canada goose
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026
This is blackout poetry to me
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I didn't really realize how *funny* the Final Fantasy games are
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
If I ever get bitten by a zombie, I want y'all to either 1) shoot me before I turn or 2) wait until I turn and then let me loose in a room full of people we hate
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Sony State of Plaaaaaaaaaaay Thursday at twooooooooo FF7FF7FF7FF7FF7FF7FF7FF7
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Dance like people are watching and you’re trying to make them upset
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formthehead @formthehead.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Hey funny story! Remember how for like 20 years we said if you tell people to only study STEM that job market would tank & also no one would be able to think critically about rhetoric or ethics, know what happened at any point in history or value much but money? Man, I love that one. Cracks me up.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 31/01/2026
Americans will really use anything but the metric system (complimentary)
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Shinra Archaeology @shinraarchaeology.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
In the FFVII Remake crossover for PowerWash Simulator, Heidegger shares a range of opinions about Sephiroth, commenting on everything from his hair to his iconic long katana.
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
This joke/reference is probably only funny to me, but I'm laughing enough for everyone
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
It'd be weird even for me to track down someone I haven't talked to since high school to tell them that I just played a video game with a character voiced by a singer she was hardcore obsessed with and it made me think of her, right?
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I didn’t think I could find a hair descriptor in fanfic more annoying than "ravenette", but thank goodness to the FF7 community, who have proven me wrong with the cursed existence of the word "silverette"
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Reading the US news lately is like watching a movie depicting a particularly unsubtle fall into fascism
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Old Spice should use skinless Uncle Frank from Hellraiser in their commercials
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I FUCKING BEAT FINAL FANTASY VII!!!! BARRETT HAD ONE GODDAMNED HIT POINT LEFT BUT I BEAT IT
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Nintendo should make a Mario Kart game where they're driving through other games. Mario riding a cloud through Gongaga, waving at Cloud and Barrett like Bastian at the end of The Neverending Story.
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
At the rate I'm going, at the end of the year I'm going to be like "I played 5 games this year and they were all FF7!"
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
My cat regrets to inform you that I will no longer be working today. My attention will instead be directed to petting his soft belly. He does not apologize for the inconvenience.
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I found a $300 USD gift card that my old team gave me when I left the US and decided to spend it on FFVII toys
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Jasozz @jasozzgames.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
hmmmmmmmmff 🍷
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 07/01/2025
I guess what surprises me is the revelation that Meta had a fact-checking program. Every platform it owns is basically unusable at this point
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
My friend: [Partner] says I don’t want an autism eval because the new administration might round up everybody into camps. Me: On the other hand, if you get a diagnosis and he starts making noises about doing that, you can move to Canada and claim asylum! My friend: ...helping?
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Vancouver Is Awesome @viawesome.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
EDMONTON — Happy Birthday, Celsius! Environment Canada's use of Celsius turns 50 years old in 2025. It was the catalyst of a lengthy national metric conversion that abruptly ended a decade after it began. The result is seen and felt every day.
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Happy Birthday, Celsius! Canada marks 50 years of metric-Imperial measurements
EDMONTON — Happy Birthday, Celsius! Environment Canada's use of Celsius turns 50 years old in 2025. It was the catalyst of a lengthy national metric conversion that abruptly ended a decade after it began. The result is seen and felt every day.
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
If A Christmas Carol was fanfic, Dickens would admit in the author's note that he wrote the whole thing around the "there's more of gravy than the grave about you" joke
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
🚨🚨THERE IS A CHRISTMAS ASTRO BOT LEVEL 🚨🚨
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Man, how did people remember when things happened before email and social media?
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Sasha ✨ shop in bio @alexskyline.com · 09/12/2024
A list of reasons to make art: -horny -spite -for the bit -if you don't who will
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
When an article says “some scientists think” then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn’t given sufficient thought to the reverse operation. diagrammonkey.wordpress.com/2022/08/06/s...
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
In a conference call, my client just asked how many minutes there are in a year. IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE.
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Gene behind orange fur in cats found at last www.science.org/content/arti...
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Gene behind orange fur in cats found at last
After 60 years, scientists know why gingers, calicos, and tortoiseshells look the way they do
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I'm apparently now "gets excited about finding a deal on really nice measuring cups" years old
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Something that apparently no one knows about me is that I super love typewriters. I've always found them fascinating. So when I saw a Lego kit to make one, I couldn't resist - even though it was 2k+ pieces and I haven’t played with legos since I was a kid. I thought I'd share my progress on here!
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jesseract.bsky.social @jesseract.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The UX of LEGO Interface Panels interactionmagic.com/UX-LEGO-Inte...
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The UX of LEGO Interface Panels
LEGO interface panels are beautiful, iconic, and great for learning interface design basics. I bought 52 of them from BrickLink to explore the design, layout and organisation of complex interfaces.
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
weezer was right. what IS with these homies dissing my girl?
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