Reposted by Jesse Florigborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 10/11/2025DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in 4065531628
Reposted by Jesse FlorigSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 22/10/2025Chat is it a good sign if the cops are publicly disavowing the regimes actions on Twitter 372030326
Reposted by Jesse Florigdan @danabra.mov · 26/09/2025i wrote about atproto and why it mattersoverreacted.ioOpen Social — overreactedThe protocol is the API. 1242824504
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I just got 2 people fired for mocking Magda Goebbels’ strudel. 010
Reposted by Jesse FlorigJesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 19/08/2025“People are whispering thank you”media.tenor.coma man in a suit is sitting at a table with the words pure fiction written on the bottomALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a table with the words pure fiction written on the bottom 0311
Reposted by Jesse Florigceej @ceej.online · 08/08/2025sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass 353005493
Reposted by Jesse FlorigLostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier” 169263616769
Reposted by Jesse FlorigSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 27/07/2025We could have been on Hillary Clinton's 3rd term rn 1425014
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 19/06/2025When we get through this and put them on trial, I have an idea on where to hold it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurembe...en.wikipedia.orgNuremberg, Pennsylvania - Wikipedia 000
Reposted by Jesse FlorigThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/04/2025Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid 17361711131
Reposted by Jesse FlorigMatt Johansen @mattjay.com · 18/04/2025Who’s the whistleblower? Daniel Berulis — a senior DevSecOps architect at the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB), formerly with TS/SCI clearance. He just told Congress the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) pulled off a covert cyber op inside a federal agency. 183124808
Reposted by Jesse FlorigBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take 137358375320
Reposted by Jesse FlorigLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Roses are red Violets are blue 24686096613407
Reposted by Jesse FlorigKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/03/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing a jacket that says moreALT: a man wearing a jacket that says more 97121693
Reposted by Jesse FlorigKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/10/2024This is a powerful ad that deserves to be spread far and wide. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djwp...youtube.comIt Couldn't Happen HereYouTube video by The Lincoln Project 321001549
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 25/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #94,759! 000
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 20/08/2024I assume this is a win for the internet when potential PR implosion overrides legal protections 010
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 16/08/2024Was workshopping secular alternatives to “god parents” for our dog and we came up with “sparents” 000
Reposted by Jesse Florigdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 13/08/2024about to ddos this plate of fries 211632148
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 12/08/2024Fucked around with atmospheric conditions and found drought 010
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 11/08/2024Repost the first album you bought with your own money 000
Reposted by Jesse FlorigKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 28/06/2024lol see yall in the gulag 527325
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 21/05/2024Is it a hot take to think there is no case between ScarJo and OpenAI? She was offered a role, turned it down, and they went with a sound-alike with no reference to her.media.tenor.comPikachu GIFAlt: Surprised Pikachu 100
Reposted by Jesse Florigfredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 20/05/2024sorry just got your text, are you still at blockbuster 228166
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 28/03/2024A 90s alt fashion meetup on the Italian coast called Jnco Terra 000
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 11/02/2024Feature request: the ability to add alt text to images after they are posted 🙏 100
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 05/02/2024So very excited to discover the world of TUI charm.sh 000
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 10/01/20243 Body Problem is one of the best science fiction stories ever told and I can’t wait to watch this youtu.be/mogSbMD6EcY?...youtu.be3 Body Problem | Official Trailer | NetflixThere's someone behind everything. You just have to dig.3 Body Problem premieres on Netflix March 21st, 2024.From multiple Emmy Award-winning creators David ... 000
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 05/12/2023I know the new GTA trailer is set to go live tomorrow at 9AM eastern, but what is this? youtu.be/QdBZY2fkU-0youtu.beGrand Theft Auto VI Trailer 1Song: Love Is A Long RoadArtist: Tom PettyWritten by Thomas Earl Petty and Michael W. CampbellPublished by Universal Music Works on behalf of Wild Gator Musi... 000
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 19/11/2023I hope BlueSky never loses its anti-Elmo edge 🙏 010
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 10/11/2023My custom Kinesis Advantage360 took 7 months to ship, but it’s here! In another 7 months, I’ll be back in WPM double digits 🙃 000
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 13/09/2023Toxic design: confirmation email that you have been unsubscribed ☣️ 010
Reposted by Jesse Florigevacide @evacide.bsky.social · 10/07/2023Apple has rolled out a rapid response patch for iOS, iPadOS, and MacOS to fix a 0-day in WebKit that "may be actively exploited." Go patch your stuff. support.apple.com/en-us/HT213823 2107112
Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 31/05/2023Taking the WPM hit in hopes of finally getting used to an ortho split 000
