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Jesse Florig

@jesseflorig.bsky.social
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Might hear some MAGA heads whispering “fuck Ice”
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Putting the MLM in LLM
Screenshot of tweet claiming Microsoft CEO, Satya Nadella says AI bubble will burst if people don’t adopt Copilot AI
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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a woman with a surprised look on her face is wearing a red shirt and earrings .
Alt: Lucille Blueth winking
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 22/10/2025
Chat is it a good sign if the cops are publicly disavowing the regimes actions on Twitter

NYPD NEWS
@NYPDnews
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The NYPD had no involvement in the federal operation that took place on Canal Street this afternoon.
17:12 • 21/10/2025 • 222K Views

https://x.com/nypdnews/status/1980743910700802167?s=46
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
“wolf blitzer” is when I throw up from eating my lunch too fast
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dan @danabra.mov · 26/09/2025
i wrote about atproto and why it matters
overreacted.io
Open Social — overreacted
The protocol is the API.
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
S-tier soundtrack
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I just got 2 people fired for mocking Magda Goebbels’ strudel.
The term "Goebbels' Strudel" is not a historical delicacy but an anecdote used to critique the media's soft-focus portrayal of evil people. The story specifically references a "fluff interview" that included a strudel recipe from Magda Goebbels, the wife of Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels.
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Movie poster with Cuomo and cars with the title “2 Little, 2 Late”
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
u p what?!
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
lmao, quite the opposite, Zuck time.com/7295195/ai-c...
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ChatGPT's Impact On Our Brains According to an MIT Study
The study, from MIT Lab scholars, measured the brain activity of subjects writing SAT essays with and without ChatGPT.
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
“People are whispering thank you”
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a man in a suit is sitting at a table with the words pure fiction written on the bottom
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
“People are whispering thank you”
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a man in a suit is sitting at a table with the words pure fiction written on the bottom
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I think they imply not-looking-at-it time™️
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
New self-reporting mechanism just dropped 🙏
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/08/2025
sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 27/07/2025
We could have been on Hillary Clinton's 3rd term rn
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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a close up of a cartoon character 's fist in a yellow sweater and blue jeans .
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
When we get through this and put them on trial, I have an idea on where to hold it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurembe...
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Nuremberg, Pennsylvania - Wikipedia
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Similar boiz!
Regal grey and white cat
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Google Reader. Gone but not forgotten.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/04/2025
Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
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Matt Johansen @mattjay.com · 18/04/2025
Who’s the whistleblower? Daniel Berulis — a senior DevSecOps architect at the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB), formerly with TS/SCI clearance. He just told Congress the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) pulled off a covert cyber op inside a federal agency.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Roses are red Violets are blue
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
We are always tabbing for the thrill of it, thrill of it youtu.be/eimgRedLkkU
youtu.be
Empire Of The Sun - Walking On A Dream (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by empireofthesunvevo
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Why do in 2 seconds what you can do with fallocate in 1 second?
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
You can use this to pad the USB drive 😅 github.com/Het-Joshi/Fi...
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GitHub - Het-Joshi/FileGenerator: Generates a file of specified file size.
Generates a file of specified file size. Contribute to Het-Joshi/FileGenerator development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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a man wearing a jacket that says more
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
/8 with this one
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Custom 12V DC micro server coming along.
Network gear sitting on a concrete floor
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Now that’s what I call linting™️
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
My new dental fit
Black lead apron with collar
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I member 🍇
Photo of GPD Pocket 3 and GPD 2 Max
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Interested if it’s locally hosted. I also have an instance crammed into a van 🚐 💨
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The need to distill a complex series of events down to one outcome for the lols or to fit your narrative is why we are collectively failing
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Imagine ignoring a glimpse of class consciousness because he also happens to be hot 🤷‍♂️
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The one that got away (you)
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
CAC cards
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Blend my poo, then I’m through with you
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
🙌🙌🙌
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
HypeScript™
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
*Rich in GH Issues
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Nickname implies a more formal Nicholasname.
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
You got that shit!
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Jesse Florig @jesseflorig.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
c u there 🛹
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